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Phone Tap: Fred the Frog Guy's Replacement · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: Today we call a father whose six year old son
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  Speaker 3: is having a big birthday bash this weekend. You and
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  Speaker 3: his parents hired one of those animal entertainers to come
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  Speaker 3: by with some toads and lizards, you know, a little
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  Speaker 3: educational show in town. But there's been a change of
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  Speaker 3: plans because the wife decided she wants to reach out
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  Speaker 3: to us and say, Fred the frog Guy is being replaced.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna find out with who in your brand
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  Speaker 3: new phone. Tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another weekday Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this matte. My name's Clara. I'm the
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  Speaker 2: assistant to Fred the frog Guy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey, how you doing well?
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  Speaker 2: Actually we're supposed to say ribbit to each other, so
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  Speaker 2: you go first, Oh is that all you got? How
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  Speaker 2: about this ribbit?
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  Speaker 4: What good?
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  Speaker 2: Ribbet? Back at you?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 4: How can I help you today?
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  Speaker 2: Well? I know your kid's birthday party is on Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm so sorry to let you know that Fred
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  Speaker 2: won't be able to make it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, wow, okay, what's uh? Yeah, just going on.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a grand issue apparently. I mean, he claims
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  Speaker 2: it's not from touching tongues with a certain Amazon milk frog,
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  Speaker 2: but my god, we all think a little differently.
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  Speaker 4: It's wow, is he in the hospital?
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  Speaker 2: He's definitely on a trip, but not to the hospital. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like you haven't heard of that,
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  Speaker 2: like internet rumor that says you can suck the farts
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  Speaker 2: out of those things. Then all of a sudden everything
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  Speaker 2: you see is pink.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Is that a real thing?
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  Speaker 2: Me and the crew haven't tried it, but we could
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  Speaker 2: do it after the party if you like, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, no, no, no, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But little bonus at the end of the.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, that that won't be necessary. And I don't
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  Speaker 4: think there's gonna be a party now if you're seeing
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  Speaker 4: Fred's out, Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: I mean Fred's out, but the party's on.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, are you who's going to be covering for Fred?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 2: Yours truly?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So Okay, so you're qualified to cover for Fred?
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  Speaker 2: Then am I qualified? I have been waiting for this
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  Speaker 2: moment for years, and I have some special surprises for
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  Speaker 2: your kids. Party planned?
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  Speaker 4: What surprises? What surprises? Look, I just want to make
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  Speaker 4: sure I have a party. I don't want to add
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  Speaker 4: anything crazy into the mix.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sitting down because this is exciting? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: I am sitting down.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. We just got a new snapping turtle shipped in
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  Speaker 2: from that a GASCAR, and we've been wanting one of
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  Speaker 2: those for months.
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  Speaker 4: A snapping turtle. I don't that doesn't sound like a
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  Speaker 4: smart item to have around a bunch of kids with him.
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  Speaker 2: No, we call them fingers because it's his favorite thing
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  Speaker 2: to eat.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's no. See that doesn't at all. Oh don't.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing to worry about. We made him a little
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  Speaker 2: muzzle out of dental floss and Scotch tape. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: sure it'll hold a muzzled No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm sorry. This is not This is not
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  Speaker 4: what we were asking for.
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  Speaker 2: Are you worried about the money, because we are not
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  Speaker 2: charging you extranal.
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  Speaker 4: It's not about the money. It's it's about whatever you
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  Speaker 4: have planned here. Being safe for kids to be around.
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  Speaker 4: I mean yeah, yeah, no, not meant to be risky.
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  Speaker 2: Safeties first, and that's why we created this tiny little
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  Speaker 2: saddle for him, because the kids are gonna ride on
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  Speaker 2: the back.
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  Speaker 4: No, I need you to figure this out and get
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  Speaker 4: on the same page with me this.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling me your kid wouldn't want to write a
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  Speaker 2: turtle named fingers.
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  Speaker 4: I mean probably, yes, I don't know if I'm not
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  Speaker 4: gonna find out either. Why do you like?
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  Speaker 2: One thing you're not considering is parents and kids alike.
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  Speaker 2: They are going to point to you with all five
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  Speaker 2: digits because they're still going to have them. They're going
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  Speaker 2: to point to you and they're gonna say that guy
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  Speaker 2: through the party of the year.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't care about that at all.
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  Speaker 2: On other animal entertainer is gonna have your little boy
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  Speaker 2: in a bathtub of box jellyfish looking for his party prize?
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  Speaker 4: What box jellyfish?
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  Speaker 2: No, listen, I don't think I told you. I will
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  Speaker 2: be equipped with two stun guns and if you high
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  Speaker 2: octane nitrous injectors.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry. This is way way more intense than
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  Speaker 4: what you had listed on the website. And yeah, it
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  Speaker 4: is not what we signed up for I thought we
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  Speaker 4: were talking about frogs, toads or.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever boring things. Is that what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: It's not boring, it's just meant to be, you know,
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  Speaker 4: enjoyable and safe. I mean, I'm not taking these kids
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  Speaker 4: to the Everglades.
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  Speaker 2: I just always like to think, what would the guys
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  Speaker 2: from Jackass do if they owned a mobile petting zoo
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  Speaker 2: for reptiles?
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  Speaker 4: They would be soon and they would be out of business,
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  Speaker 4: just like you're about to be. I'm like two seconds
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  Speaker 4: away from calling the cops right now.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need to call the cops. All you need
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  Speaker 2: to do is call your wife, Robin. Okay, what she's
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  Speaker 2: the one that set you up for this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 4: You have to be Oh my god, this is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually brug from the radio Zow Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning. We're doing it. Phone tap on you. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: come on, you're wife Robins. You just want to say
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  Speaker 2: thank you, you know, for all the help you've done
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  Speaker 2: organizing your kids birthday party.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go too, because I've already loaded about fifteen
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  Speaker 2: Australian brown snakes into the truck. Got an eighteen month
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  Speaker 2: old twin birthday party down the street, got a lot
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  Speaker 2: of them loose in their play pad. Okay, y see
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  Speaker 2: which one survived.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds great.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning