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Phone Tap PODCAST: Inappropriate Lawncare Guy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away.
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away the twenty. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi is this Mark Mark Chucking? Hey Mark, My name
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  Speaker 1: is Seth and I worked for lawn care. How you
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  Speaker 1: doing today? Oh? Hey, hey man, that's going on? Not much? Um, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I was at your house earlier today doing some yardwork,
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  Speaker 1: and I came across the situation that I think you
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  Speaker 1: should be aware of. Oh okay, well do you have
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  Speaker 1: a daughter? Yeah? Yeah, I got a daughter a way Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Well, I saw her through one
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  Speaker 1: of the windows when I went by on the mower,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm hold hold on. Ok So, I'm sorry you
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  Speaker 1: worked for you work for lawn care service. Yes, you're
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  Speaker 1: calling about my lawn man, Not really. I'm calling because
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  Speaker 1: I was working on your lawn and I was driving
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  Speaker 1: the mower by your house and I looked in the
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  Speaker 1: window and I saw your daughter And okay, so you
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  Speaker 1: saw my daughter? What? Well? I think she was with
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  Speaker 1: a guy, sir, you want you want to clarify something there? Well,
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  Speaker 1: does she have a boyfriend or something? They were sorry,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, Well, what's your name again? Says yes? How
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  Speaker 1: long have you worked for the lawn care service? A
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  Speaker 1: few years now? Uh? Huh and uh it's part of
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  Speaker 1: your jobs you call me and talk to me about
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  Speaker 1: my family. No, it's not. Well, it's not part of
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  Speaker 1: my job, but I like to go above and beyond.
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  Speaker 1: And when I see somebody's daughter while they're not home
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  Speaker 1: making out with a guy, clearly I'm going to let
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  Speaker 1: him know. Did you speak to your supervisor about this? No?
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  Speaker 1: I figured i'd keep this between you and I because
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure we don't want the news getting out there
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  Speaker 1: about your daughter, the news getting you don't want the
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  Speaker 1: news getting at about my daughter. What are you talking
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  Speaker 1: about news getting out about my daughter? Well, that she's
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  Speaker 1: spending time with a lot of gentlemen while you're not
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  Speaker 1: at home. You know, I'm sorry, Seth. Did you just
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  Speaker 1: say my daughter spends time with a lot of gentlemen?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you just said? That came out of
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  Speaker 1: your mouth? I don't know why, Seth. Are you at
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  Speaker 1: work right now? I just left a little while ago,
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  Speaker 1: but I saw one guy. You're not at work right now,
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  Speaker 1: so that if I called down to the lawn care
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  Speaker 1: service and I talk to your manager about you, Seth,
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  Speaker 1: and I get that story out about you looking in
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  Speaker 1: the window to my house and having a disgusting conversation
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  Speaker 1: about my daughter with me privately, I gotta tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: You're out of your mind. I'm not trying to have
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  Speaker 1: a disgusting conversation. I'm trying to have a real and
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  Speaker 1: I don't know this is wrong. I'm gonna talk to
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  Speaker 1: your manager, and once I talk to him, maybe I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep your addressing. Maybe I'm gonna be looking at
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  Speaker 1: your windows, Seth. How about that? I thought you would
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  Speaker 1: appreciate me looking inside your window, Seth. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: would appreciate this, appreciate that. Yeah, you're a idiot, set Well, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you heard me. Okay, while you're not
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  Speaker 1: at home, your daughter is spending time with a boy
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  Speaker 1: card or red handed for your information. My daughter is
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  Speaker 1: nineteen years old and she has a boyfriend, and her
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  Speaker 1: life is none of your business. You understand me to
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  Speaker 1: be frank, sir. Though under your roof, you know you
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  Speaker 1: pay the bills. She's your daughter. I think she should
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  Speaker 1: have a little more respect, don't you under my roof?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? You know what it is more respectful,
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  Speaker 1: says under my roof, is not having to have my
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  Speaker 1: lawnchare maintenance specialist, look in my window and talk to
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  Speaker 1: me about my family. I'm just trying to help you out, sir,
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  Speaker 1: because if I had a daughter who lived at home,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving her unsupervised like that, no
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  Speaker 1: matter how old she is. You're a lawn chair guy,
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  Speaker 1: and you're preaching to me about how I should treat
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  Speaker 1: my family and how I should deal with my daughter.
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  Speaker 1: You're down in your mind. I you know, there's really
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  Speaker 1: nobody better to help you with that than a lawng
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  Speaker 1: care guy. In my opinion, we plant seeds into the ground,
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  Speaker 1: we watch them grow. We help them grow to be
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  Speaker 1: up big and strong and respectful. Right, respectful. Don't talk
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  Speaker 1: to me about how to raise my family. You water
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  Speaker 1: the lawn, you cut the grass, cut the leaks in
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  Speaker 1: your leave. I feel like I've overstepped my bounds a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. Do you think so? You really? Now you're
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  Speaker 1: finally you did it. Now you've overstepped Well, it's what
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like. And I didn't want to get off
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  Speaker 1: to the wrong foot with you because I also had
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  Speaker 1: a question. I wanted to ask if your daughter is
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  Speaker 1: very serious with the guy that she was with. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know you have duped to be kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I wanted to see if it was possible
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  Speaker 1: to ask her out on a date, and I thought
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  Speaker 1: it'd be the most respectful way it would be to
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  Speaker 1: call you and get your blessing. Listen to me very carefully.
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  Speaker 1: Your one phone call away from being fired from your job,
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  Speaker 1: and you're currently asking me to date my daughter. Is
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  Speaker 1: that what you're saying right now? It's a bold move,
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  Speaker 1: but your daughter deserves a bold man, sir. That is
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  Speaker 1: the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what if I tell you this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call? Does that make it dumber? A prank phone call? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your daughter, Hayley
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Shut No, she said she'd be pissed
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  Speaker 1: if you thought the gardeners were looking at her through
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  Speaker 1: the windows. I would like to ask you if it's
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  Speaker 1: possible for her hand in marriage. Yeah, right, not today,
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  Speaker 1: So tomorrow, Yeah, tomorrow will be fine. Just just make
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  Speaker 1: sure you do the lawn first, all right, week up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties ninety two point five