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Phone Tap: Clover the Librarian · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Recently, we got an email from a guy who was
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  Speaker 1: beside himself when he learned that his buddy still goes
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  Speaker 1: to the library to rent DVDs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that is not funny. Is funny?
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of ha haas and he he's
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  Speaker 1: with mocking tones surrounding it when he learned that. But
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe the choices that they have.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I would believe that deep catalog.
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  Speaker 1: He even told us one specific DVD his friend rented
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  Speaker 1: that was going to be late, So we took advantage
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  Speaker 1: of what was on it and brought back our good
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  Speaker 1: friend Clover ex British Black Ops to call him out
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Right now's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, your light?
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  Speaker 2: What I said? Your light tick? Late talk T talk.
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  Speaker 2: I think you have the wrong number. Oh I believe
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  Speaker 2: I have the right number. Is this Andy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It is?
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  Speaker 2: That's you correct? Who is this? The name's Frank, But
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  Speaker 2: my mate's call me Clover Ta yeah, Clover, because I'm
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  Speaker 2: lucky to be alive. What what you clearly haven't figured
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  Speaker 2: out yet is that I work at the library. You
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  Speaker 2: tend to frequent are you? You're an employee? At the
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  Speaker 2: library affirmative, and my system says, you read the DVD
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  Speaker 2: Italian Job from us recently, and according to my watch,
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  Speaker 2: it's precisely three minutes late. Two minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious as a doorknob. I don't know what that means,
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  Speaker 2: but I plan to return it today. You say that,
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  Speaker 2: and I'd like to believe you. But what I'm wondering is,
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  Speaker 2: why are you're holding on to it so long? What's
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  Speaker 2: the motive. There's no motive. It's just late, conveniently late,
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  Speaker 2: almost like it was planned. I just haven't watched it yet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch it right now. You haven't watched it.
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  Speaker 2: But before you were gonna return it, I was always
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  Speaker 2: gonna return it.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just still need to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Today's my day off. Look, mate, I've been in this
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  Speaker 2: industry for a long time. No one's trolling a video
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  Speaker 2: shop for entertainment anymore, not unless their Telly's been nicked.
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  Speaker 2: Is it supposed to mean something? I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: what that means. It means. Tell me what you're planning.
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  Speaker 2: There's no plan, it's just late. There's a fine. I'll
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  Speaker 2: pay it, okay. Look at that. Huh. If there's a fine,
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  Speaker 2: you'll pay it. Suddenly the library uses flash with money
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  Speaker 2: right after retting a heist movie. I wonder how that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Huh to your same Because I've rented the Italian job,
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  Speaker 2: I'm planning my own heist. Listen, mate, I wasn't always
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  Speaker 2: knee deep and overdue books and dusty encyclopedias. Back in
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  Speaker 2: the day before my so called retirement, I was involved
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  Speaker 2: with spooks, shadows, syncret briefcases on a someone can smell
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  Speaker 2: a rat from a Marlo wine. Okay, man, I've never
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  Speaker 2: stolen anything in my life. You're saying you've never stolen
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  Speaker 2: anything before. Never, I promise him. I'm saying never. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you're missing out. If you do it right. It's a
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  Speaker 2: bloody symphony of chaos, every note playing the perfection. What
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  Speaker 2: are you talking about? Ghosts in the wind, slipping through
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  Speaker 2: locks like whispers while insurgents are closing from every angle. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing with your weird, threatening voice,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not about that. Just reminiscing for a man
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  Speaker 2: in my head. When I was doing recon on a
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  Speaker 2: high profile warlord in Mozambique, anyway, well will we Oh, yes,
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  Speaker 2: your davy day is now late by six minutes. Talk. Hey, look,
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming in. Just get off my back, Faine, I'll
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  Speaker 2: stand down, But your friend Tucker won't. He set you
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  Speaker 2: up for this prank phone call, and he says he'll
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  Speaker 2: never stand down. Tucker. Yeah, Tucker, or as regular boys
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  Speaker 2: to call him Tucker because this is actually Jose from
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  Speaker 2: the radio show Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, and we're
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  Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you, man o. Your buddy
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  Speaker 2: Tucker says he makes funny of you all the time
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  Speaker 2: for running DVDs from the library. You're like the only
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  Speaker 2: person he knows that does that. He does I really
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  Speaker 2: thought the weirdo on the phone, we thought I was
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  Speaker 2: planning a height. Sounds like you're looking for some extra
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  Speaker 2: muscle for the job.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, all right, find me in a ventilation shot
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  Speaker 2: at a library in fifty minutes. I'll be waiting for
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  Speaker 2: your signal. The signal is kouka bar and left the
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  Speaker 2: hen Okay, I'll wear my Spanex bodysuit perfect. Oh, don't
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  Speaker 2: forget the DVD though. Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the
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  Speaker 2: twenties