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Phone Tap: Garage Fail · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for your
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  Speaker 1: prank call.
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  Speaker 2: And today a woman is setting up her husband because
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  Speaker 2: recently a neighbor complained to them about their kids leaving
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  Speaker 2: toys out on their front lawn causing a big eyesore.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So what do we do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pour gasoline over it and light it on fire. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not the toys. Oh, I was going to say, that
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  Speaker 1: would fix the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Toys, too.
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  Speaker 1: Just the situation. Although, you know what? Let's put a
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  Speaker 1: pin in the idea of flaming toys. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that later. Now it's your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Hey, I was looking for Robert. Speaking. You're at
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  Speaker 1: 1700 North. You live there, right? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: What's this about?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just wondering when the garage sale is. This weekend?
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  Speaker 1: There's no garage sale.
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  Speaker 3: You have the wrong person, guy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I mean, if there's no garage sale,
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  Speaker 1: what's the deal with all the shit in your front yard?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? I mean, I didn't say.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, the shit in my yard? What
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  Speaker 3: are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You got, like, old skateboards and kids' toys and busted
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  Speaker 2: pool noodles.
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  Speaker 3: Because I have kids. Yeah. You didn't tell me your name.
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  Speaker 1: What's your f *.
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  Speaker 3: * * ing name?
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  Speaker 2: Again, that never came up. I'm talking to you about
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  Speaker 2: your yard and the mess that's out front there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Who the f * * * are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm the guy that has to look at your yard.
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  Speaker 2: It's got like basically the same layout as a Target
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  Speaker 2: after Black Friday.
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  Speaker 3: What is your problem, a * * hole?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa. Listen, man. It's not like I'm judging.
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  Speaker 3: Well, sounds like you're judging me.
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  Speaker 1: No, it just kind of threw me off.
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  Speaker 2: Because most people keep the junk that they're embarrassed by
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  Speaker 2: out of sight in the backyard. But you highlight it
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  Speaker 2: for some reason. You put it out front for the
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  Speaker 2: whole neighborhood to see.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, it's not junk. It's my kids' toys
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  Speaker 3: and the things they play with.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. That's a long way of saying junk.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, won't you just come down to my f * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing house? And when you get here, say the same
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  Speaker 3: shit to my face, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, are you inviting me over so I could help
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  Speaker 1: you set up your garage sale? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Because I could bring one of.
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  Speaker 2: Those price tag guns, and I'm just going to let
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  Speaker 2: you know everything's going to be under 50 cents.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you what you could do with your
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  Speaker 3: price gun, asshole. Whoa. It sounds like you don't have
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  Speaker 3: kids of your own. If you did, you would know
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  Speaker 3: kids throw shit wherever they want to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: You don't care how your yard looks.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: It's kids.
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  Speaker 3: I'll clean it up tonight and it'll be dirty again
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  Speaker 3: tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. Well, maybe we just go the other way
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  Speaker 1: with this then.
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  Speaker 2: If I go to a thrift shop and I find
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  Speaker 2: a doll that's missing an arm, could I just swing
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  Speaker 2: by and toss it in your yard?
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  Speaker 1: Do that.
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  Speaker 3: I have cameras. And I swear to God, the cops
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  Speaker 3: will bust your ass.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, listen. I hear you loud and clear. Are
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  Speaker 1: you really hearing me, asshole?
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  Speaker 3: No, I am.
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  Speaker 1: I get it. You're not doing it at a garage sale.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to let me come and throw random
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  Speaker 2: crap in your front yard, even though it's cool if
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  Speaker 2: your kids do it, because apparently they have special privileges.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing you.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm hearing your mocking tone.
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  Speaker 1: No, listen, I came at you too harsh when we
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  Speaker 1: started things off. You think?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what? I need to learn to
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  Speaker 2: appreciate different aesthetics.
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  Speaker 3: No, you need to learn to mind your f * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing business.
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  Speaker 1: No, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Some people decorate with flowers. You do it with broken tricycles.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta be cool with that.
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  Speaker 3: You did it again. You sucked me in. I thought
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  Speaker 3: you were apologizing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I can't take all the credit for being an
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  Speaker 2: a * * hole. Some of it's gotta go to
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  Speaker 2: your wife, Jill, since she's the one who set you
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  Speaker 2: up for this prank call.
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  Speaker 3: What the f * * * are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Jill reached out to our radio show. My real name
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  Speaker 2: is Jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. She
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  Speaker 2: wanted us to prank you. Honestly, dude, I've never seen
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  Speaker 2: your front yard.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it looks like. But it's a joke. Well, listen.
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  Speaker 3: You almost got your ass whooped, whoever you are. And
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with my yard. I have kids. So
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  Speaker 3: my yard is fine. F * * * anybody else
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  Speaker 3: around who doesn't think so.
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  Speaker 1: You should definitely put that sign up on the front yard.
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  Speaker 2: But Jill said that she's been giving you a tough
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  Speaker 2: time about cleaning things up, and she thought this phone
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  Speaker 2: tap might help.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit, but calling my yard like a black
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  Speaker 3: Friday Target, so that kind of hurt there, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it. A garage sale might actually help you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not cleaning up the kids anymore, so I actually
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  Speaker 3: might do that.
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  Speaker 1: I want one of those broken tricycles.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you can have it.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.