Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Normally, when someone visits their grandma their retirement home, that's
- 0:03Speaker 1: a good thing. Yeah, unless you have a sister who
- 0:08Speaker 1: likes playing pranks on you. That's what happened today. One
- 0:12Speaker 1: of our listeners told us her sister went to check
- 0:14Speaker 1: in on granny the other day. So we're gonna do
- 0:17Speaker 1: the natural thing and call from a made up security
- 0:20Speaker 1: firm and accuser of stealing from ninety year old man.
- 0:24Speaker 1: And if you think that's as far as we're gonna
- 0:26Speaker 1: take it, you'd be dead wrong. That's right. I'm gonna
- 0:30Speaker 1: bust out the lie detector too, just so we can
- 0:33Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. In your phone tap
- 0:35Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Kristin
- 0:43Speaker 1: Yanks Hi.
- 0:45Speaker 2: This is Kristin yank Hi.
- 0:46Speaker 1: My name is Hank Redford. I'm with the alis He
- 0:50Speaker 1: Assisted Living Investigation Squad ALI. We received a call from
- 0:54Speaker 1: your grandma recently, Miss Terry. I'm sorry.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Is something wrong?
- 1:00Speaker 1: Well, physically she's okay, but she's a little bit distraught
- 1:03Speaker 1: because we work in connection with the facility that she's
- 1:06Speaker 1: living in currently. M hmm. And she claims that you
- 1:10Speaker 1: visited her four days ago and when you left, you
- 1:13Speaker 1: stole a book from her.
- 1:16Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I stole a book from.
- 1:19Speaker 1: My grandmother, That's what I said. The book's titled The
- 1:22Speaker 1: Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley.
- 1:26Speaker 2: So so I I look.
- 1:31Speaker 1: You had a loss for worse.
- 1:33Speaker 2: My grandmother has a lot of recipe books, like she
- 1:35Speaker 2: doesn't cook anymore. But I was looking through like just
- 1:39Speaker 2: as we were chatting. But I didn't take anything. Okay,
- 1:43Speaker 2: this is just a misunderstanding.
- 1:45Speaker 1: I guess whatever you want to call it, if you
- 1:46Speaker 1: could just hand the book back.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Over, it's not excuse me, it's not what I want
- 1:52Speaker 2: to call it. It is what happened.
- 1:54Speaker 1: So you're sticking to your story.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Then I'm sticking to the truth.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Well, we can confirm whether or not that's the truth
- 2:02Speaker 1: by doing a quick over the phone lie detector test
- 2:05Speaker 1: right now, over.
- 2:07Speaker 2: The phone detector test. You know what, Well, I'm happy
- 2:10Speaker 2: to take it because I did not steal anything.
- 2:12Speaker 1: I don't. Let's just get right into the lie detector test.
- 2:16Speaker 2: So this is really extreme and I've never heard of
- 2:19Speaker 2: anything like this, But let's just okay.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Let's leave the opinions aside. Question one, are you now
- 2:27Speaker 1: or have you ever used your grandmother's identity to get
- 2:30Speaker 1: discounts on cheese and liquor at your local grocery store.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Okay, that was clearly a lie.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Cheese and liquor. I mean, are you curious, like who
- 2:45Speaker 2: do you think I am? What type of questions? Who
- 2:47Speaker 2: does my grandma think I am?
- 2:49Speaker 1: I can't answer that. That's the conversation you need to
- 2:52Speaker 1: have with your grandma. But question two, have you ever
- 2:55Speaker 1: watched and enjoyed the reality TV show Jersey Shore?
- 2:59Speaker 2: No? Oh, I do, I do not. I've never even
- 3:07Speaker 2: seen that. Everything terrible South.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Once again, the machine can tell when you're giving dishonest answers.
- 3:14Speaker 2: I have no idea what's going on here. This seems
- 3:16Speaker 2: like some kind of joke, And.
- 3:19Speaker 1: This is not a joke. This is a serious investigation
- 3:22Speaker 1: that we're conducting to see if you're stealing from your grandmother.
- 3:26Speaker 2: What are these ridiculous questions like? I just I am
- 3:31Speaker 2: flustered and overwhelmed. Just ask me about the book and
- 3:33Speaker 2: the reason why you called me to begin with.
- 3:36Speaker 1: I don't understantand let's us have it your way. How
- 3:39Speaker 1: often do you steal books from your grandmother's living space? Never?
- 3:44Speaker 1: I never steal you want to try again.
- 3:47Speaker 2: I never feel maybe like when I was a kid,
- 3:50Speaker 2: I never Okay.
- 3:52Speaker 1: You're gonna break my line detector machine if you keep shouting.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Lies, not lying. I don't understand what is happening.
- 3:59Speaker 1: I will give you one more chance here, Kristen, have
- 4:01Speaker 1: you ever been prank called on the radio before?
- 4:04Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't.
- 4:07Speaker 1: The answer is yes, you have, because that's what's happening
- 4:09Speaker 1: right now.
- 4:11Speaker 2: What I don't understand.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Your sister Melissa set you up for a prank call.
- 4:18Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now. Yeah, she listens to
- 4:21Speaker 1: our show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
- 4:23Speaker 1: she asked us to do a phone tap on you.
- 4:26Speaker 1: So it's all a joke. Don't worry.
- 4:29Speaker 2: It's hilarious though, See how it's not hilarious.
- 4:34Speaker 1: This is an average to low level prank at best.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Oh wow, no buzz for that weekend
- 4:43Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenty
- 4:47Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.