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March 25th, 2026: The Hannah Montana Reunion, TSA And My Exs · The Daily Sarcast

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  Today's episode is sponsored by getting to bed way before than you expected.
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  Doesn't mean you're actually getting to sleep any earlier.
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  She got money and then she moved next door to me so there was no other host.
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  Miley calling Alex Cooper a creepy fan after interviewing her on the Hannah
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  Montana 20th anniversary special.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Starcast. I give you the news and made me a laugh.
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  I'm Lindsay Vernick and today is March 25th, 2026. I don't know if you saw,
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  but there is a 20-year anniversary Hannah Montana special out on Hulu right
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  now. I watched it last night. It's so weird.
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  Okay, Miley Cyrus does not give an absolute shit.
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  Like, I didn't realize she did it before, but like, watching that,
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  she gave all the tea on Hannah Montana and did not hold back.
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  But yeah, she seemed very pissed off during
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  her entire interview with alex cooper it was
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  also very crazy because they had like a bunch of people
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  come on like selena gomez her dad billy
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  ray her mom and every time they
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  had a celebrity come on they put like their name under it
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  but for alex cooper they didn't
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  have anything like you're supposed to just know alex cooper but
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  then like billy ray cyrus had his name under
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  it because like obviously we don't know who
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  billy ray cyrus is but we're supposed to know who alex cooper is
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  like i had google who alex was anyway sorry
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  i'll have my rant on that in real news airports right
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  now are basically escape rooms except the challenge is to make your flight and
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  the prize is sitting in the middle seat next to a man who doesn't know what
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  deodorant is a government shutdown has left tsa agents unpaid so naturally a
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  lot of people have just stopped showing up to work and.
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  This past Sunday, 12% of agents called out, and hundreds have quit since February 14th.
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  Hartsfield, Jackson, and Atlanta have lines so long, you have to get to the
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  airport the day before, basically.
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  So to help, ICE agents are being sent in. No, they're not there to deport anybody, officially.
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  They're just there for crowd control and to keep lines moving.
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  And Trump is like, guys, like, they're not there to make any arrests,
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  but, like, they also could if they want to. but I'm pretty sure nobody wants
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  their help, including TSA agents.
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  That's like coming home from the bar drunk and trying to help your roommate
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  or your parents or your partner clean,
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  They don't want you there. Like, what you're trying to do is nice,
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  but, like, you're causing more damage than good.
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  So if you're flying anytime soon, make sure you pack snacks,
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  leave hours earlier than you need to, and get ready to bomb a stranger and overshare
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  all about your life because what else is there to do?
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  Scientists have discovered that kimchi might help remove microplastics from
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  your body, which is great news because apparently we're all essentially Tupperware now.
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  The fermented bacteria in kimchi can bind to these tiny plastic particles in
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  your gut and help take them out.
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  Microplastics, I mean, in case you need another thing to spiral about,
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  are literally everywhere. They're in your blood, in your food, your water.
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  I mean, literally everywhere at this point. So the takeaway is from this one, eat kimchi.
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  Not because it'll make you healthier, but it might help you get a little less plasticky.
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  NASA wants us all to start believing again, and not in fairy tales,
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  in humans actually living on the moon.
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  After decades of vague promises, they finally laid out a concrete plan for a
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  permanent lunar base over the next 10 years with habitats, vehicles, and even nuclear power.
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  Phase one is robotic landers and surface experiments.
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  Phase two is semi-habitable infrastructure for regular astronaut visits.
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  And phase three is a full-on permanent human presence.
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  Missions are speeding up to twice a year after one trip with SpaceX and Blue
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  Origin pitching in because apparently NASA alone isn't flashy enough.
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  So basically, NASA has nothing better to do and was like, hey,
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  I guess we could finally take everyone to the moon like we've been talking about for all those years.
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  In Lindsay life, I'm trying to figure out what it says about me that guys I've
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  dated come to me for dating advice afterwards.
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  Things I'm thinking about. How I really don't like getting high because I hate
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  the sense of being completely relaxed and that probably makes me the most unshell
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  person in the world who actually probably needs the weed the most out of anybody.
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  Cooking tip of the day. microwaving a bunch of
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  different stuff for dinner counts as cooking feedback comments
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  questions a nice jewish by looking for a date email me at lindsay at thedailystarcast.com
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  oh and please don't forget to share this podcast if i double my amount of downloads
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  i could actually start having some real ads in here crazy right okay i'll talk to you guys later.