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Phone Tap: Clover's Cannolis · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: We did a prank call that actually took a few
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  Speaker 2: months of waiting for the perfect moment like that, And
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  Speaker 2: that moment happened when a woman named Samantha who owns
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  Speaker 2: a small bakery, went on vacation and we had another
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  Speaker 2: employee tell her they hired a new person onto the staff.
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  Speaker 2: She hasn't met him yet. In fact, Samantha thinks the
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  Speaker 2: new hire is a woman. Oh she thinks that based
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  Speaker 2: on a single name Clover. Oh well, lees she know
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  Speaker 2: he is actually ex British black ops. Yeah, he's got
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  Speaker 2: plans for her little baking operation. It's your phone tab
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another tap Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Oh Samantha,
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  Speaker 3: it's Frank check in.
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  Speaker 4: Who my apologies, my real name's Frank, but me mates
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  Speaker 4: call me Clover.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Clover, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you are? Are you
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  Speaker 5: hire for Dakree.
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  Speaker 3: That's my front and sentential service.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Martin emailed me about him hiring you, and I
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  Speaker 5: just assumed that it was a woman based on your name.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, sorry about that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I have gone under cover as a woman before.
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  Speaker 4: Back in Morocco eighty four, half the population thought I
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  Speaker 4: was a Meldon Marcos.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, okay, that would be undercover.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a master of disguise.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. Well are you a good pastry chef? I've imagined so.
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  Speaker 5: Since Martin hired you and I trust his hiring, well
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  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: You could say more of a free lance baker.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, there's a.
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  Speaker 3: Reason they called me the butcher cal Kiev.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's good. I needed to ask you about your
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  Speaker 5: pre taking experience, and I'm sure that you went over
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  Speaker 5: this with him already. What do you like to bake?
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  Speaker 5: What are your specialties?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you asked.
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  Speaker 4: I was the bodyguard for the Prince of Luxembourg for
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  Speaker 4: eight years and at one point he almost ate a
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  Speaker 4: poison canoli. I stopped it hing myself. I was at
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  Speaker 4: a hospital for three months, so yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It kind of creeping me out a little bit, but.
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  Speaker 3: I know me some baked goods.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like you actually baked good You tasted
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  Speaker 5: them and then ended up in the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: So I feel like I could bake a cookie if
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  Speaker 4: I've eaten a poison canoli.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, it doesn't equate. Either you're a baker or
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  Speaker 5: you're a food tasted guy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm a jack of all trades because I've been
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  Speaker 4: in your little bakery short for the last twenty four
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  Speaker 4: hours doing reconnaissance.
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  Speaker 5: So you're there right now in my show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've been scouting the place. I just let
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  Speaker 4: myself in.
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  Speaker 5: You let yourself in, and I've got the keys and
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  Speaker 5: Martin House the keys. How did you get into my bakery?
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  Speaker 4: Also classified? But may I reckon amend you heighten your security.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't even have one boby trap, but I fixed
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  Speaker 4: that situation.
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  Speaker 3: Now you've got five.
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  Speaker 5: Whoever the hell you are, you need to get out
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  Speaker 5: of my bakery.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny you think you're in charge.
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  Speaker 5: No, none of them.
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  Speaker 4: I've already used my machete to cut open fifteen bags.
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  Speaker 4: A suspicious looking powder in the bag labeled as quote flower.
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  Speaker 5: Wait wait wait.
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  Speaker 4: About a decade ago, I was trapped in a small
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  Speaker 4: village in the mountains of Indonesia, and I came across
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  Speaker 4: a warehouse of bags just like this, and trust me,
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't flower.
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  Speaker 5: And what is happening? Who are you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell you that I have experience all
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  Speaker 4: around the world. And when it comes to the flower bags, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I cut them open when I tested.
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  Speaker 3: Them, and you know what the results were. They would
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  Speaker 3: definitely flower.
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  Speaker 5: What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: Positive? But for a second I thought they weren't. Oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, it could have been some type of explosive.
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  Speaker 5: So you're telling me that you're fringing spy. You broke
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  Speaker 5: basically broke into my bakery, cut my Back's the flower open?
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  Speaker 5: It's like, oh, holy hell, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Holy Hell's what I saw when I was in Aje Bajean.
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  Speaker 3: That's holy hell.
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  Speaker 5: Enough of the stories, enough of the travelogue, the places
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  Speaker 5: you've been.
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  Speaker 4: To, Well, well I can tell you another location, and
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  Speaker 4: that's a radio station.
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  Speaker 3: To stop it, Well, you stop it, all right.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stop until I tell you this is a
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  Speaker 4: prank phone call, and then we can stop and it's
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  Speaker 4: all over. Martin's a twelve year old who came up
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  Speaker 4: with his ruby of a prank.
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  Speaker 3: I want don't really talk like this. This is my
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  Speaker 3: real voice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, my name's actually jose from the Radiohow
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  Speaker 4: Briock and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: You just got phone tapped.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you guys suck so bad.
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  Speaker 1: He sucks so bad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: He's a got a great sense of humor. He told
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  Speaker 3: us to prank call you because you're so uptight.
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  Speaker 5: You want to vacation.
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  Speaker 4: You were worried the bakery was gonna like go in
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  Speaker 4: flames without you there or something. The waves flour everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: You might want to clean this up. At least two
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  Speaker 4: thousand dollars would have flown.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, flower doesn't cost that much. But thank you,
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  Speaker 5: Sorry to frank.
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  Speaker 3: Call you hate. Can I have some free cookies delivered?
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  Speaker 5: Definitely not excuse me, no, looks lok.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to pay you and not a visit.
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  Speaker 4: After that was get out and me grappling hook and
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  Speaker 4: suction cups. Maybe get me a cookie on my own.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with tab weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning