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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Nomnitis · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: We call a woman who's very anxious because she's hosting
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  Speaker 2: the biggest dinner party of her life not only her boss,
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  Speaker 2: but her boss's boss too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man.
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  Speaker 2: So she hired a private chef that she found online.
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  Speaker 2: And even though this person has multiple five star reviews,
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  Speaker 2: she's still nervous about it. Yeah, which is why her
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  Speaker 2: best friend wanted to help loosen her up with a
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  Speaker 2: prank call from the last second replacement chef who's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be stepping in and she's special in her own way,
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  Speaker 2: and you're gonna hear it. Your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another? Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? Is this Jasmine?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: It is who's calling?
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  Speaker 3: Please? Hi? You don't know me yet. My name is Hannah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually calling for Chef Juliet, the private chef you
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  Speaker 3: hired for your dinner party tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good I do have some good news bad news
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  Speaker 3: for you. Okay, bad news, Chef Juliet won't be able
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  Speaker 3: to make your party.
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  Speaker 4: What wait, what, Well, you've heard.
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  Speaker 3: The plague right that it's coming back. No, oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: she catch up on that. Good news, it's not the plague.
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  Speaker 3: But she isn't feeling well.
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  Speaker 4: Wait okay, I'm really sorry she's not feeling well. But
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  Speaker 4: who's going to fill in for Juliet?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the great news me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm also a chef. Don't worry, I will have
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  Speaker 3: your whole dinner cover.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, I don't understand lake. No offense against you, but
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  Speaker 4: I looked up Juliet online. She had so many great reviews. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I'm calling to introduce myself. I did
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  Speaker 3: get your menus already, and I also needed to discuss
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  Speaker 3: just a little condition that I have.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I mean, I have some conditions because we've
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  Speaker 4: got allergies. But what are your conditions?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about nocturnal nomnitis. It's a medical condition.
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  Speaker 4: Yea wait wait, wait, wait wait wait, I you cut
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  Speaker 4: out for a second. I think, did you say nocturnal
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  Speaker 4: no nitis.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of.
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  Speaker 3: That nomnitis non nis like nom number noma came up
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  Speaker 3: in the medical world for that. Yeah, basically what it
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  Speaker 3: is is I cook while I sleep, like sleep walking,
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  Speaker 3: where some people are fully functional when they're asleep, and
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  Speaker 3: you can't even really tell you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm throwing for a number of reasons. I number one like,
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  Speaker 4: this is the most important dinner party of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and I am not taking it lightly, not lying
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  Speaker 3: down either, because I actually I don't lay down while
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  Speaker 3: I sleep. I'm I'm up, I'm cooking, I'm soup flaying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I am not comfortable with this a I'll you
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  Speaker 4: sleep cooked like.
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  Speaker 3: I was pretty upset when I got the diagnosis, but
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  Speaker 3: I chose to look on the brighter side, like think
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  Speaker 3: of this when I bird myself. I don't even realize it. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you'll never hear one scream coming from your kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: If you think that I'm actually gonna go with this,
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  Speaker 4: then you are in.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't think you're seeing the benefits here. Not
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  Speaker 3: only is the meal delicious, you don't have some chef
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  Speaker 3: coming out yacking on and on about where they got
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  Speaker 3: the vegetables from and what farm? And you see I
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  Speaker 3: will just stumble out you stumble. It's a graceful stumble.
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  Speaker 3: And I've only spilled probably three dishes in the last month.
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  Speaker 3: I am about I see your glass half empty sort
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  Speaker 3: of person.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe none of this is making me feel any better?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just ask you? Have you ever read Chef
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  Speaker 3: boy or D's memoir?
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  Speaker 4: You can't wrap the only guy I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Care to actually learn a great deal about nocturnal nominitis
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  Speaker 3: because you're not had it too. And look where that
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  Speaker 3: took him.
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  Speaker 4: I literally never heard of nocturnal non nom nightis until
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  Speaker 4: you just said it. And I'm trying to google it
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  Speaker 4: and it's not coming up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm coming look for and and disorder.
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  Speaker 4: I am not amused by this at all.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not either. It's a very serious medical condition. I've
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  Speaker 3: just parlayed it into a great career. You know what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying. When life gives you lemons, you fall asleep
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  Speaker 3: and make them a ring.
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  Speaker 4: Are you hitting me right now?
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  Speaker 3: Because actually I am kind of kidding you, And so
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  Speaker 3: is your friend Thomas. What yeah, Because he's the one
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  Speaker 3: that said you would be gullible enough to fall for this.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, it's a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what we made everything up because Thomas said he's
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  Speaker 3: excited about your dinner party in a couple of nights
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  Speaker 3: I got and he wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, so Julia is gonna be there? Yes, I mentioned
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  Speaker 4: this person like totally drooling over all my like supervisors
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  Speaker 4: dinners and I got dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my nocturnal Nomnom sauce. And for you, it's
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  Speaker 3: on the house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning