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Phone Tap: Uber Eats · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's almost
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap and today Jose poses as
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  Speaker 1: an Uber Eats drive. Oh my god, those oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: they're like the only people you talk to. Jose was
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  Speaker 1: the perfect person to be doing something like that to
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  Speaker 1: any of these guys. So he calls a customer who's
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  Speaker 1: been waiting on his order. Okay, he just wants to
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  Speaker 1: give him an update. The food is on its way, okay,
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  Speaker 1: always good to hear. But unfortunately Jose has encountered some
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  Speaker 1: unexpected obstacles while getting there. Still, though, he promises, no
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  Speaker 1: matter what, he is going to deliver that meal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: even if he has to risk his life literally to
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  Speaker 1: do it. It's your phone tap right now. An Mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hey is this Matt, Yes it
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  Speaker 1: is Hey. This is your Uber Eats driver, Devin. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just calling to let you know I just picked up
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  Speaker 1: your order from five. Oh okay, great, just calling. I'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know. I'm gonna be a little bit late, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean this has been happening a lot. I promise
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  Speaker 1: I'm normally right on time. I'm just a few minutes late. Man, Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: just get here when you can. I guess I will. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what what happened? Oh god, oh my god. Let
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  Speaker 1: me call you back. I'll be right there one second. Oh. Hello, hey, Matt, Hey, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: What does that sound? Dude? It's Devin again. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sorry about that. What's going on? What did that sound?
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  Speaker 1: It's it's kind of nuts. Man. A car crashed and
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  Speaker 1: what I had to go check on the driver in
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  Speaker 1: another car as of mine. Apparently, Are you okay? I
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  Speaker 1: think so? Um. I do have your meal still, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I grabbed it out of the car while the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing happened. What. Yeah, So I think I'm close enough
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  Speaker 1: I can. I can probably walk this to you. No,
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  Speaker 1: just go back to your car and talk to the police. Bro. No,
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  Speaker 1: I know we don't know each other very well, but
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  Speaker 1: I am committed to my job, dude, and I have
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  Speaker 1: never ever left a meal behind. I really don't think
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  Speaker 1: you should do that. Man, Do you need to go
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  Speaker 1: back and talk to the poies right now? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: is that the cops. I gotta get out of here, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta warrant. I'll be Oh my god, I'm a couble.
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  Speaker 1: What Hello, Matt, this is Devin. Are you okay? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Not really? Uh? Hey, I had to jump
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  Speaker 1: a fence. I'm behind a bush right now, and it's
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  Speaker 1: something's back what. I don't know what the going on.
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  Speaker 1: I heard you say you had a warrant or something. No,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't that doesn't matter, bro. I just want you to
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  Speaker 1: to know I still have your food, okay, and he
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  Speaker 1: feels warm? No, across the street. I just need to
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  Speaker 1: get over this fence. What is they that dog? He
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  Speaker 1: smells the food, Bro'. Oh my god, Oh my dude, Devin, dude,
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  Speaker 1: the comps. You're still looking for me? I think, But
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  Speaker 1: what's happening? It's okay? God, oh god, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's crazy. Out of here, bro, What
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  Speaker 1: the is this? Why are you with me? Another one
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  Speaker 1: of the odds? Another car crash? Dude. I'm sorry. I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually a radio host. I'm not your uber driver. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, this is Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Man, I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: I hear a dude, Oh my god, those were all
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  Speaker 1: sound effects, the dog, the cops. Man, it's all fake.
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  Speaker 1: You got Oh my god. Your roommates Steven set you up, dude.
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  Speaker 1: He told you always order lunch at this time. He
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  Speaker 1: even texted me the name of your driver. Bro I
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  Speaker 1: thought you were dying. But seriously, Bro, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to know, like, would you give me five stars? I
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  Speaker 1: give you five stars with being COLI, thank you the
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  Speaker 1: weak up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning