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Phone Tap: DJ Midlife Crisis · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we
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  Speaker 1: prank a dad who volunteered to help set up for
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  Speaker 1: his kids middle school dance. And you'd think if a
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  Speaker 1: guy's offering to do such a nice, selfless thing, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't want to mess with that, right, Oh no, he
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  Speaker 1: should be celebrated. Yeah, no, not with us. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna prank him in your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Al right, is this Kevin?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Is mask? I'm speaking with absolutely This.
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  Speaker 3: Is Janet Throttle bamb I'm with the middle school PTA,
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  Speaker 3: just calling to go over a few last minute things
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  Speaker 3: before Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Mia, what's what's going on Friday?
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  Speaker 3: Hello? It's the big dance Knock knock anybody home?
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  Speaker 2: Oh the dance? Yeah, that's that's right. I got you who?
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  Speaker 3: You got me scared there for a second. Didn't want
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  Speaker 3: to lose our DJ?
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  Speaker 1: Lose?
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  Speaker 2: Why would we lose the DJ? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: It's not so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be funny. What's going on with
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  Speaker 2: the DJ?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're on the schedule. It is our DJ for
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  Speaker 3: the night.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on what and.
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  Speaker 3: We are so grateful that you volunteered. Not a lot
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  Speaker 3: of dads step up, like, hold on, I got to
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  Speaker 3: stop you there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not the DJ. I'm supposed to be helping set up,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not the DJ. There's no way.
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  Speaker 3: Just like Beyonce, she also claims she doesn't DJ.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on what that is.
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  Speaker 3: The kind of humility we love from our performers.
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  Speaker 2: Now? Okay? Yeah, no, seriously, I don't mean right, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how to DJ. I mean I was I
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  Speaker 2: was informed that I was simply setting up tables, chairs
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  Speaker 2: and decorations.
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  Speaker 3: Informing you now then, huh, because we've already printed the
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  Speaker 3: flyers with your name on them. DJ Midlife Crisis.
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  Speaker 2: J Midlife Crisis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the glitter banter is getting laminated as we.
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  Speaker 2: A glitter banner.
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  Speaker 3: The kids are gonna be so hyped. I mean, how
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  Speaker 3: fun is that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't see this being fun. It's middle school. It's
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  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna be transported back in time and I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be made fun of it all over again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we would never set you up for that. We
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  Speaker 3: even asked one of our sixth graders to bring his
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  Speaker 3: equipment and assist you. DJ's skibbitty skibbitty DJ skibty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay now you're done.
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  Speaker 3: Skimmity, that's okay. Two Skivity's is lit. Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I seriously don't want to disappoint the kids at all,
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  Speaker 2: but if I have to do this, prepare for a
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  Speaker 2: training wreck because it's going.
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  Speaker 3: To be bad. So that's a yes. All right, Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 3: we'll take care of everything. Light sounds Skibbitty Skivvy will
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  Speaker 3: be your hype man. He's great. Oh he does backflips
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  Speaker 3: and calls people.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, that sounds like a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you ordered two gallons of energy drink for your
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  Speaker 3: green room. He's not going to be enough because you're
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  Speaker 3: on for five hours five hours.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way I can dday for five hours.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not just you. Remember Skibbey your hype man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you'll help me deal with all the breaks. We know
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  Speaker 3: how those midlife flatters go.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I mean, I'm kind of offended because
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that old. But at the same time, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what music to play. What am I gonna
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  Speaker 2: get up there and play?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I got your back, bro, You.
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  Speaker 2: Just called me Bro. Hold up, you're sure right.
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  Speaker 3: All you got to do is throw my playlist down
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  Speaker 3: on those ones and twos.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got three.
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  Speaker 3: Different versions of Drops of Jupiter. What we should hear
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  Speaker 3: it in acoustic?
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  Speaker 2: All right, this can't be real. Somebody has to be
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  Speaker 2: messing with me.
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  Speaker 3: Someone definitely is just like I mess around with mister Brightside.
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  Speaker 2: Could somebody please just tell me what the hell is
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  Speaker 2: going on? I'd like to know.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you're hard Kevin. This is a prank phone call
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  Speaker 3: and you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious? There's no way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your wife Shelley set you up a radio show
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  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't. I can't believe she did this. Man,
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  Speaker 2: you guys are awesome.
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  Speaker 3: She said you got roped into helping out with the
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  Speaker 3: middle school dance this Friday.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I sure did. But nobody told me about
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  Speaker 2: being a DJ.
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  Speaker 3: So well DJ midlife crisis your fans, await.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget Skibbity Skivvy or whatever the hell that kid's
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  Speaker 2: name is.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, bro, weeke up. Every morning was fum taps
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  Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 3: Morning