Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway

Transcript

Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: For years, we thought nobody hated the city more than
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: our own Brook Fox, And then we got an email
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: about another woman who's had major problems with how local
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: officials have handled things in her area.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, shut down your bridge to lady.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Huh, take it out on your husband like you normally.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: And the thing is, it's only going to get worse
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: because we need to let this lady know there's a
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: brand new ordnance going into effect and her driveway has
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: been specifically selected to be reserved for disabled parking only,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: so crews are ready to come and paint a big
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: blue handicap symbol on her driveway. I'm sure she's going
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: to be cool with it. Oh God, your brand new
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: phone tap right now.
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 1:08
  Speaker 5: Hello, my name's Tony Levine. I'm calling from the Department
• 1:11
  Speaker 5: of Transportation for County.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Is this Alison?
• 1:15
  Speaker 5: This is Alison hither Allison.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: I'm okay, what's this about?
• 1:21
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm calling because you'll need to have your driveway
• 1:23
  Speaker 5: clear and we're going to begin work Monday morning at
• 1:25
  Speaker 5: eight am.
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, work on what what is this for?
• 1:32
  Speaker 5: This is about the new disability zoning in your area.
• 1:35
  Speaker 5: You should have received multiple emails about this.
• 1:39
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't get any email.
• 1:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, maybe you saw the flyers then that we posted
• 1:44
  Speaker 5: all over your mailbox.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: No, the news was hard to miss.
• 1:49
  Speaker 4: I don't this city's terrible, but I don't doubt that
• 1:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't receive it. But can you just tell me
• 1:54
  Speaker 4: what's going on?
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: Wow? Attitude? Okay the last I didn't get anything.
• 2:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're trying to get to that. The new ordinance
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: was passed at the last city council meeting. Okay, it's
• 2:05
  Speaker 5: just saying that every neighborhood in the county must have
• 2:07
  Speaker 5: one designated driveway, you know, reserve for disabled parking.
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: So what do we need to do, ma'am? You're not
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: telling me what what I need to do for this.
• 2:16
  Speaker 5: Well, we're not expecting you to do any of the work.
• 2:18
  Speaker 5: I just need to have your driveway cleared. So the
• 2:20
  Speaker 5: crews could come up.
• 2:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, So when you say cleared, like, what do you mean,
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: because this is just crazy as don't.
• 2:25
  Speaker 5: Know how driveway is usually full of things like cars
• 2:27
  Speaker 5: and bikes. I need those out of there, ma'am. That's
• 2:30
  Speaker 5: what cleared is.
• 2:31
  Speaker 4: You don't have to be rude. You're calling me literally
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: did ask me to do something last minute? I just
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: don't want to be penalized for that.
• 2:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, you will be penalized if you park in
• 2:41
  Speaker 5: your driveway after we're done.
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to park in my driveway whenever I want.
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: Well, are you disabled?
• 2:48
  Speaker 6: No, I'm not disabled.
• 2:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well if someone that is not disabled parks in
• 2:53
  Speaker 5: the new disabled parking spot, then they will be fined.
• 2:56
  Speaker 6: Oh you're telling me that I can't park in my
• 2:58
  Speaker 6: own driveway.
• 2:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're putting it together. Yes, the new disabled parking
• 3:02
  Speaker 5: spot is your driveway.
• 3:03
  Speaker 6: And I can't park in my own driveway for my
• 3:06
  Speaker 6: own house.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: Nobody you can. You can park in your garage.
• 3:10
  Speaker 5: Well what if.
• 3:11
  Speaker 6: Somebody else parking the driveway that's labeled disabled parking and
• 3:14
  Speaker 6: I can't get out of my garage?
• 3:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's something that you're gonna have to work out
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: with with the driver of that vehicle because that responsibility
• 3:22
  Speaker 5: doesn't fall on the city.
• 3:23
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so it's not the city's fault. It's never
• 3:26
  Speaker 6: the city's fault. Well, you guys, just think of it
• 3:28
  Speaker 6: and put it into actions.
• 3:30
  Speaker 5: If you want more say and what goes on, I
• 3:31
  Speaker 5: would suggest you show up to a city council meeting
• 3:34
  Speaker 5: once in a while, or you could even answer an
• 3:36
  Speaker 5: email we sent you hundreds.
• 3:38
  Speaker 6: You need to stop telling me what I need to
• 3:41
  Speaker 6: do with my personal life. In my house I bought
• 3:44
  Speaker 6: that house, is my freaking house. Can tell me that
• 3:47
  Speaker 6: I can't park in my driveway for my house that
• 3:49
  Speaker 6: I paid for?
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: Do it at your house?
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: You can park there, but you'll be ticketed, ma'am.
• 3:54
  Speaker 6: What you're gonna taket me for parking in my own
• 3:57
  Speaker 6: freaking driveway?
• 3:58
  Speaker 4: Well, this is some.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: Book, ma'am.
• 4:00
  Speaker 5: It's not yours anymore, at least not for three years
• 4:03
  Speaker 5: until we select a new designated driveway.
• 4:06
  Speaker 4: You can't do this.
• 4:07
  Speaker 6: You can't take it me. I will fight this. I
• 4:09
  Speaker 6: will get lawyers. I will sue this out of this city.
• 4:13
  Speaker 5: All right, I hear what you're saying. Get all the
• 4:14
  Speaker 5: lawyers your what, ma'am, Listen, I just need I just
• 4:17
  Speaker 5: need to inform you that you're in the forty eight
• 4:19
  Speaker 5: hour window of your mandatory shrub removal.
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: Shrub removal?
• 4:23
  Speaker 6: What does that even mean?
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: Again, it was in the email.
• 4:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, I told you I did not get an email. Yeah,
• 4:29
  Speaker 6: I didn't get an email from the stupid city about
• 4:32
  Speaker 6: disabled parking, what stupid struggle, harble removal, whatever it is.
• 4:36
  Speaker 6: I didn't get anything.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: Listen. I don't get paid enough for this. Okay, I
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: just need to tell you need to rip out all
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: of your shrubs.
• 4:42
  Speaker 5: They're just too close on the north side of your property,
• 4:45
  Speaker 5: so they need to be removed.
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: We needed to be wheelchair accessible.
• 4:48
  Speaker 6: Now you want to tell me how to landscape my
• 4:49
  Speaker 6: house and what struggles would I have on the side
• 4:51
  Speaker 6: of my house? You know what, I don't care.
• 4:54
  Speaker 5: You know what, your friend Kim told us that you
• 4:56
  Speaker 5: might react this way. She said, you have some deep
• 4:59
  Speaker 5: seated anger towards the city. And yeah, Kiv, you know Kim,
• 5:04
  Speaker 5: your friend who told us to prank you.
• 5:07
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: Because I got really from the city. This is Brooke
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: from the radio show Broke a Jeffrey in the morning.
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
• 5:18
  Speaker 6: I was thinking, like, this is crazy. You can't take
• 5:21
  Speaker 6: over my driveway, then you want me to move trees.
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: I thought it was pretty nice if they were going
• 5:26
  Speaker 5: to let you park in the garage.
• 5:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, city's great, you'll let me park in my own garage.
• 5:30
  Speaker 6: But then I can't get out.
• 5:33
  Speaker 5: Wake up every morning with phone tap weekday mornings on
• 5:36
  Speaker 6: The twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,