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Phone Tap: Shhh! It's Lady Danbury · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: when you're talking to someone on a customer service call, like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: sure they're taking down whatever complainer issue you might have,
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Speaker 1: but what else are they doing? Oh? I mean not
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Speaker 1: paying attention to what I'm saying. Probably if yeah, well,
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Speaker 1: whatever you're picturing in your mind right now, it's probably
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Speaker 1: not as bad as what I'm thinking. Oh no, wow?
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Speaker 1: Or is it? No? It wasn't. It definitely wasn't. Because
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Speaker 1: today we call a woman who had a problem with
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Speaker 1: her vacuum, and the difference between that and this phone
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Speaker 1: tap is that well, I mean, I guess there's no difference.
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Speaker 1: They both suck. Okay, well they should be sucking, isn't.
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Speaker 1: So we mess with her in your phone tap right
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Speaker 1: now on the twenties. Hello, Hi is this kay Lo?
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Speaker 1: This is her? I kill My name is Stuart. I'm
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Speaker 1: with I'm responding to your email about a defective vacuum cleaner. Oh, yes,
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Speaker 1: thank you so much for reaching out. Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So what's going on? Um? So, I got this vacuum
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Speaker 1: about a month ago, and it was working fine for
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Speaker 1: the first couple of weeks, but then it just kind
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Speaker 1: of stopped sucking stuff up. So I took it into
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Speaker 1: the store and I did speak to someone there and
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Speaker 1: they said it was past the warrant, which I thought
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Speaker 1: was a little weird. Excuse me, I'm sorry. What? Oh no,
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Speaker 1: I just thought I heard something. Are you still there? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything, Okay, heard something? Um, yeah I
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Speaker 1: thought I did. Yeah, I don't. Do you remember the
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Speaker 1: associate that you were speaking with when you went in? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I think his name was Gavin. He was like the
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Speaker 1: tall guys really nice. But did you just shush me?
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Speaker 1: I think I did. That's really that's kind of rude.
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Speaker 1: I agree. I am so sorry. I apologize. I swear
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Speaker 1: I did not know I was doing that. You didn't
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Speaker 1: know like you made a noise. Let me explain. I've
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Speaker 1: just I've been binging the new season of Bridgerton on
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Speaker 1: Netflix because I didn't finish it at home, so I've
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Speaker 1: just been watching it on my iPad here with one
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Speaker 1: of my air pods in, but I'm still listening. Unbelievable.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, I just I must have shushed you as
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Speaker 1: like a reflex. So you're watching a movie while taking
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Speaker 1: down my complaints. Well, no, it's not a movie. It's
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Speaker 1: a series. It's a pretty amazing one actually, And just
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Speaker 1: right now I'm fixated on Lady Dan Barry. She is
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Speaker 1: just amazing. I can't can't look away. That's relevant. You're
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Speaker 1: watching a movie when you're supposed to be helping me
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Speaker 1: TV show. Yeah, whatever, I told you that it doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: That is so unprofessional. Okay, man, you're You're right. It
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Speaker 1: was not very Lady Danburry of me ridiculous, So I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna put this away. What were you saying? Your microwave
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Speaker 1: light wasn't working. It's my vacuum. Were you even listening?
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, sorry, right, the vacuum. And you were complaining
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Speaker 1: to one of the associates, Becky. His name was Gavin.
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Speaker 1: Are you listening to anything that I said? Uh? Huh,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so beautiful. Are you walking the
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Speaker 1: stupid show again right now? Why aren't you say anything?
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Speaker 1: Are you here? Are you listening. My vacuum doesn't work
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Speaker 1: past warranty. If you shish me again, I'm going to
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Speaker 1: get your manager on the phone and get you fired.
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Speaker 1: Lady Marina Crane just walked in and you will not
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Speaker 1: believe the size of her umbrella. I am not dealing
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Speaker 1: with this today. I am not Prudence Featherton. She was
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Speaker 1: the one at the Apple Press. Are you serious right now?
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Speaker 1: I did not see that coming. I don't want to
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Speaker 1: hear anymore. Oh my god. When when you come in
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Speaker 1: to exchange your broken TV, you need to vacuum. Oh,
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Speaker 1: vacuum right me? Your manager? Okay, right now. See, I
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Speaker 1: actually can't do that, But what I can do is
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Speaker 1: tell you that your sister Phoebe knows all about your
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Speaker 1: vacuum problems, and that's why she set you up for
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Speaker 1: this phone tap. What it's just a frank, I'm serious.
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Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and
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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Phoebe's the one who set you
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Speaker 1: up for this prank phone call. She knows how annoyed
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Speaker 1: I've been about this stupid vacuum. Lady Dan Browner just
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Speaker 1: came back. She looks stunning too soon. I don't care
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Speaker 1: if it was a joke. You don't shoot me. But
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Speaker 1: she's in a gilded carriage. What am I supposed to do?
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