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Phone Tap: Psycho Steve And The Mayo Kids · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: see one of those extreme stunts that makes the news.
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  Speaker 1: You know, We're like a crazy guy on a dirt
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  Speaker 1: bike jumps over a canyon filled radioactive sharks while it's blindfolded. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and to what happens If we call a person who
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  Speaker 1: works at a place that would never ever host a
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  Speaker 1: stunt like that, they would just say, no, Well, what
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  Speaker 1: if we tell them that the Big Jump is happening
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  Speaker 1: today just so happens her boss isn't there. How will
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  Speaker 1: she react to that news? You'll find out because it's
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  Speaker 1: in your brand new phone tap right now. The twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Sculpture Garden. This is Ruby. How
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  Speaker 1: can I help you? Ruby? What a chase from Triple
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  Speaker 1: X Moto screen? Hello Chase, Hey, how can I help
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  Speaker 1: you today? I'm making sure we're all set for the
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  Speaker 1: big jump today? I'm sorry? Did you call it the right, number.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know anything about a big jump. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Sculpture Garden, we're doing our big jump. We got the
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  Speaker 1: trucks all loaded up. We should be there by around
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  Speaker 1: noon ish and then we can start setting up the
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  Speaker 1: death ramp. So I'm just I'm just wondering where we
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  Speaker 1: should part though, Oilie, I'm sorry, I have not heard
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  Speaker 1: anything from my boss about any sort of death ramp. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: my contacts Kelly. I just spoke to her about us
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  Speaker 1: doing a jump there. Yeah, we got all the papers
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  Speaker 1: signed and everything, so we should be good to go today. Yeah. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Kelly is my boss, but she's actually out
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  Speaker 1: of town this weekend, so I'm pretty sure she would
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  Speaker 1: have let me aware that I'm going to have to
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  Speaker 1: be dealing with trucks and death ramps. I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like you don't even know what a death ramp is.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea, but if it wounds like a
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  Speaker 1: ramp of death, why don't you just transfer me over
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  Speaker 1: to Kelly so I can sort everything out? All right? So, Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, she's out of town this weekend, so
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  Speaker 1: I can't transfer you over to her. WHOA are you serious, right, now, No,
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  Speaker 1: she's not here. Um. Oh, Psycho Steve is not going
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  Speaker 1: to be happy about this. Psycho Steve. Oh, um, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know Psycho Steve. I don't know Psycho Steve. I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of Psycho Seves in my life. I go
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  Speaker 1: Steve the Queen just knighted him. No, yeah, I definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't know. I'm not into jumps
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  Speaker 1: and trucks and death rams. So I he's more than
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  Speaker 1: just a jumps and death ramps. He's a worldwide legend.
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  Speaker 1: The world loves Psycho Steve. Yeah, I'm fortunately I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea what's going on. That's obvious at this point, Ruby,
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  Speaker 1: But it's pretty simple. Psycho Steve is going to jump
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  Speaker 1: his rocket bike over the lighthouse sculpture in the West Garden.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. No, the lighthouse sculpture was justin solved,
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  Speaker 1: like literally two weeks ago. It's all Rube, it's all good.
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  Speaker 1: This is for charity. We're fine. Wait, so people are
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  Speaker 1: going to be coming to this event. Just Chuck Kelly
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  Speaker 1: hasn't told you any of this. All the officials from
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  Speaker 1: Kadam are coming in for the Big Show's Kadam. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who that is. It's a charity kak M
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  Speaker 1: kids allergic to Mayo. There's a full bus of those
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  Speaker 1: kids are going to be arriving at around one to
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  Speaker 1: watch the big jump. Okay, okay, I know this goes
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  Speaker 1: without saying. Because you guys are finding lunch, please do
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  Speaker 1: not give them any Mayo. That would be horrible. We
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  Speaker 1: don't even have lunch to give. I don't know there's
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  Speaker 1: going to be no mayo or no food in general.
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  Speaker 1: Because okay, I'm here for this. I was not told
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  Speaker 1: any of this. Look, do you want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: one of the Mayo kids about this, because they're going
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  Speaker 1: to be devastated if they find out that this isn't
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  Speaker 1: going down. Because the peanut butter kids get all the
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  Speaker 1: press in the children's allergy world, this was the Mayo
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  Speaker 1: kids one shot. No, you're going to take that away
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  Speaker 1: from them. I've never even heard of kids being allergic
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  Speaker 1: to mayo like that. Exactly. That's the problem. Nobody knows
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  Speaker 1: about them. This was supposed to raise awareness. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Risk was on board, Kelly was on board. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on board with helping kids were allergic to Mayo.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not on board with having to deal with
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  Speaker 1: this all the myself at work right now. So I
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  Speaker 1: need to call my boss and I have to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what's going on and how to set out with
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  Speaker 1: the steff ramp and where I'm even getting food from it,
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  Speaker 1: because whatever you do, make sure no mayo. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I fully understand and may they are allergic. They all
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  Speaker 1: love it. They will eat the mayonnaise if they see it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I've seen a minute to call my boss. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you better call her if you reach or tell her
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  Speaker 1: that the phone tap idea that she had worked. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what that is either. I just feel
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  Speaker 1: like I don't know anything. Get this. It's her. It's
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  Speaker 1: her idea to prank you with this phone call. Because
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  Speaker 1: my real name's actually jeff I host a radio show
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  Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank call, Ruby. Oh my, it's all a joke. Your boss,
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  Speaker 1: Kelly said this whole thing up. She said you were
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  Speaker 1: really nervous because she was leaving you in charge while
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  Speaker 1: she was out on vacation for the week. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: she says, you're gonna do a great job, and all
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  Speaker 1: the Mayo Kids support you, like even in the Mayo Kids, right.
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  Speaker 1: I should have just known after those two not even
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  Speaker 1: the Mayo Kids sounds like a band. It really does.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure I saw that at like the
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  Speaker 1: underground bars, like last weekend or something. At least I
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  Speaker 1: can eat Mayo because I really like Mayo. The Mayo Kids.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this, you're hurting. Her feelings of every morning
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  Speaker 1: was weekday mornings on the twenty Broke and Jeffrey in
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