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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Wants A Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tappen. There's a young man out there
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  Speaker 1: who's been sheltered from the world for a very long time,
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  Speaker 1: but his mom recently bought him a cell phone at
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  Speaker 1: age thirty five. His name is Timid Benjamin, and he's
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  Speaker 1: been making calls all over the country right now, pranking
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  Speaker 1: people from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. If you've
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  Speaker 1: never heard his style, you're in for a treat here,
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  Speaker 1: because today Benjamin tries to book a surprise birthday party
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  Speaker 1: for himself. Oh you'll hear how it goes. But she's dammid.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. As on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling Sevents. This is Noel. How can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? Hi? Hello? Hello, Hi, Hi? How can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? Yes, my name is Benjamin. I was hoping
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  Speaker 1: to inquire about your services. Sure, what type of eventner?
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  Speaker 1: Are you looking to have? Um, do you throw surprise parties? Yeah? Well,
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  Speaker 1: typically we don't necessarily do surprise parties. We do more
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  Speaker 1: corporate events and large scale events. So but I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you know, like, we'll tell me a little more about
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  Speaker 1: this surprise party. How many people are you expecting? How
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  Speaker 1: many do do you have? How many of what do
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  Speaker 1: I have? Friends? I would like to hire some friends please? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So wait, I just this is a little different than
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  Speaker 1: what we normally Okay said I was special. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you are, and as I talk to you, I know
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  Speaker 1: you are. UM. Thank you? So you want us to
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  Speaker 1: throw you a God bless you? You go? Oh? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Are you okay? Are you okay? All right? So look
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing. Excuse me that the phone is all wet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you should. Do you have any clean X or paper towel?
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  Speaker 1: You should probably wipe that off. Okay, I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: to clean it under underneath my armpit. Wait, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Wait did you say your arms? That's that's better? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So okay, here's the thing. You're calling us to see
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  Speaker 1: if we will throw you a surprise party? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but I I don't I don't want to know about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't follow. Was it that he just mean? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you can pick the day in the time, and then
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  Speaker 1: my friends and then you can ye surprise and and
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  Speaker 1: I'll say, oh, oh my gosh, all right, Benjamin, okay,
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  Speaker 1: thing you would have to tell us the time and
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  Speaker 1: Dave and location. We just can't pick a random time
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  Speaker 1: to just any month is okay with me? You have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of free time. All right, here's what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. Let's go with the fifteenth of next month.
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  Speaker 1: Please hold okay? Oh oh my god. Sorry, I drink
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  Speaker 1: a two liter bottle of orange soda for lunch. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just feeling gassy. That's kind of random and rude.
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  Speaker 1: There's some at least please put the phone down if
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  Speaker 1: you have to do that, that's gross. All right, to listen.
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  Speaker 1: Does the fifteenth of next month work for you? We
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  Speaker 1: we were speaking at the same time, so I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: hear what you were saying, so I said, when when
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  Speaker 1: I talk, I would appreciate if if you would shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me? What did you just say? I said, zip
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  Speaker 1: it shut up? Did you just tell me to shut up?
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  Speaker 1: See I'm practicing Spanish. Oh my god. You know if
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  Speaker 1: if you please do not tell me to shut up
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  Speaker 1: the customer, and the customer is always correct. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: are not our customer. So here's the thing. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get on Google and find another event company because we
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  Speaker 1: are not for you, because we don't deal with rude,
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  Speaker 1: obnoxious belchings, no friend having why your trap? Because Annie
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  Speaker 1: said that you do plan parties like this all the time?
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  Speaker 1: Who tells you? I said you your sister Annie, because
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  Speaker 1: she's the one that sets you up for the spring
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  Speaker 1: phone call? Right? No way, no, actually, yes way. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, when you said I want to have a
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  Speaker 1: surprise party. Surprise dude, it's crazy. I'm so sorry. No,
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  Speaker 1: my name's actually jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: This whole thing's been a phone tap. What's wrong with
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  Speaker 1: this weirdo? How did he get our number? Shut it?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up? Oh my god, Oh my god, don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear you speak again. The words week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning