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Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: What happens if you love a specific pizza from your
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  Speaker 1: favorite restaurant. Yes, but for some reason, every time you
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  Speaker 1: order it, it never gets there on time. And they
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  Speaker 1: always have some excuse for why it's late.
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  Speaker 2: Why's it got to be your favorite?
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  Speaker 1: That's been happening to one man a lot lately. So
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  Speaker 1: his wife contacted us and told us the day and
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  Speaker 1: the time that she was going to order a pizza
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  Speaker 1: for lunch so that we could have our delivery person
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  Speaker 1: Jose update. And the update is he just lost his
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  Speaker 1: glasses and he needs help finding the guy's house. I
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  Speaker 1: can it's your phone tap right now an.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi, this is Arnie for Stance Pizza.
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  Speaker 3: Is this mister Gelaudio? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's a that's a beautiful name. Is that Asian descent?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Or like Scandinavian? No? No, not at all. No.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask you? Where are you?
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  Speaker 2: Where's my pizza? Yeah? So I'm outside right now, but.
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  Speaker 3: The outside of my place? Well, no, no, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know where I'm at. I ran into a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of a snag.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet to where are you?
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  Speaker 3: That's a great question and I would like to know
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  Speaker 3: the answer as well as you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know where you are.
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  Speaker 2: I lost my glasses. Okay, okay, yuta, yell.
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  Speaker 3: You see in my last delivery, okay, a dog jumped
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  Speaker 3: on me, a German shepherd, a really big dog.
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  Speaker 2: But it scared me and it knocked my glasses off.
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  Speaker 2: They flew off my head.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's quite a story. But is someone coming to
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  Speaker 3: help you? And I get the pizza to me because
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  Speaker 3: I have.
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  Speaker 2: To deliver it. Because here's the situation.
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  Speaker 3: It's been thirteen years, never missed a delivery, so so
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  Speaker 3: if I make it to this Friday, I get a
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  Speaker 3: five thousand dollars bonus from the owners because I've never missed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I heard you.
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  Speaker 2: You're shouting.
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  Speaker 3: I heard you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I just can't see. Are you like close
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  Speaker 2: to my house?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: So, so where are you? I can I can't read numbers?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? What about the position of the sun. Do you
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  Speaker 2: have a sun dial?
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  Speaker 3: A sun dial? Maybe you can see the direction. I'm
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  Speaker 3: at my shadows pointing right. Stop stop talking, stop talking,
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  Speaker 3: you sound right now. You're just an idiot. Right now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry for your current status. But I
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  Speaker 2: see something down the road.
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  Speaker 3: It's either a gas station or some sort of dinosaur park.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, probably a gas station.
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  Speaker 3: Genius.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, that makes more sense. Can you meet me?
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  Speaker 2: What gas station? Is it like a logo? Is there
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  Speaker 2: like a Is there more than one?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: My god? I love the environment, so I tend to
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  Speaker 3: go what's it hybrid?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? And did you just learn that word? Because you
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  Speaker 2: just yelled it out like you just learned it. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just nervous yet. Yes, I can hear you. We're
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  Speaker 2: just yelling over a phone.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I can't see my other senses are heightened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm losing my patience with you.
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  Speaker 2: Me too.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, I'm in a tough spot and the sun
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  Speaker 3: is just beating down on me and I don't know
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  Speaker 3: where I am. I'm I'm just I'm.
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  Speaker 2: So I understand what I'm saying. I can stay out
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  Speaker 2: here all day holding your pizza, or I can't come clean.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you that that's a prank. Poe Calf of
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  Speaker 2: your wife, Tray, say, what do you know your wife? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not your pizza delivery guy.
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  Speaker 3: Man. Sorry, my name's Jlse from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone.
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  Speaker 3: Tap on you. God.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, my heart rates like this. WHOA your wife, Tracy
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  Speaker 2: set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She said, you order pizza from this place all the time,
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  Speaker 3: but it's been late a lot. Why do you think
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  Speaker 3: She suggested pizza delivery for lunch so we could call
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  Speaker 3: you just come get me from the gas station. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll pick you right up.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, you bet.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning