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Phone Tap: Zeh French Zombie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away. In today's Halloween themed phone tap,
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  Speaker 2: we call a guy who started working at a haunted
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  Speaker 2: house and according to his brother, he is horrible at
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  Speaker 2: scaring people, may be the worst spooky character ever. So
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  Speaker 2: he's been giving him a hard time, and now he
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  Speaker 2: contacted us so that we could pretend to be the
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  Speaker 2: owner of the haunted house and pile on even more.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now, an Hello, let me
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  Speaker 2: hear your zombie voice?
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  Speaker 3: Who is is?
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  Speaker 2: I said? Let me hear your zombie voice?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? What is going on here?
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  Speaker 2: This is Jim Betterbean, the owner of the Fear of
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  Speaker 2: Screen Park. Okay, you know your employer where you work?
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  Speaker 3: How are you? How are you? Sir?
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  Speaker 2: Not great? I went through the haunted house the other
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  Speaker 2: night just to test it out. And your zombie voice,
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  Speaker 2: let's just say I've heard better voices at the DMV.
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  Speaker 2: You scare me more.
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  Speaker 3: You sure it's me because there's a lot of people
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  Speaker 3: in that haunted house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, eyeball hanging out the socket, red bandana, scars up
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  Speaker 2: and down your chest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, uh, that's me. But I didn't think
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  Speaker 3: I was bad. You know, I don't think I sound bad.
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  Speaker 2: You do, and we gotta work on this otherwise I
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  Speaker 2: gotta cut you loose.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding? I mean, you're really gonna fire me
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  Speaker 3: because I'm not a great zombie. I mean I'm trying hard.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, we got to scare people, not lull them to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: So let's hear your zombie voice.
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  Speaker 3: You mean right now, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: No tomorrow, yes, right now? Exactly what you were doing
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  Speaker 2: in the haunted house. I want to hear it. What
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  Speaker 2: are you doing starting up your motorcycle that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I think it's a.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty good sounds like a tired grandpa waking up from
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  Speaker 2: a nap. It's not good.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, I don't know what else to do, so
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  Speaker 3: I mean, can you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, Okay, this is gonna be tough. So look,
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  Speaker 2: you know your scare zone is the post apocalyptic zombie
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  Speaker 2: by you swamp Land yes, sir, that's a theme. So
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  Speaker 2: originally that area was owned by the French. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you actually finished high school. Doesn't sound like it,
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  Speaker 2: but I want you to put some French accent into
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  Speaker 2: your zombie.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even know we we're supposed to do that.
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  Speaker 2: It seems pretty obvious to me. You're in the bayou.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, go.
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  Speaker 2: Love, what are you doing? Son saysn't mister bean on
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  Speaker 2: holiday doesn't really scare me with it.
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  Speaker 3: I never knew we were supposed to do a French thing,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not prepared.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Son, I don't need excuses. I need zombie groans
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  Speaker 2: in French. Go uh oh oh. I need to be
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  Speaker 2: clear we're not casting you as the next French Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I'm really trying your.
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  Speaker 2: It's clear your clueless. Look just I'm trying try it
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  Speaker 2: again and throwing some wee weeeze.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way you're serious. How is that going to
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  Speaker 3: scare people?
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  Speaker 2: Son? Are you questioning me? No, I'm the owner, I'm
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  Speaker 2: your employer.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, I'll try it, but it's not going to sound good.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't need to sound good, it needs to sound
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  Speaker 2: scary and French.
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  Speaker 1: Wee wee.
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  Speaker 3: Wait louder, oh, we.
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  Speaker 2: Louder. We No, I'm getting really scared.
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  Speaker 3: Hey are you laughing? Hold on, I'm sorry, stop laughing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying here. No, not funny.
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  Speaker 2: It is funny because I'm not actually the owner of
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  Speaker 2: that haunted house that you work at. My name is
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  Speaker 2: jeff I host a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. We're doing a prank phone call on you. Man.
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  Speaker 2: What your brother, Tyler? He sets you up for this
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  Speaker 2: phone tap?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, you're on the radio right now? Are you
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  Speaker 3: being me? No?
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  Speaker 2: Way, Yeah, I am. Your brother said that you've been
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  Speaker 2: working at this haunted house for two weeks and that
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  Speaker 2: you weren't sure if you were doing a good job
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  Speaker 2: or not.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe he did this a French back Are
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  Speaker 3: you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: I mean way scarier sounding. You agree, right?
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  Speaker 3: Wee wee super scary who.
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  Speaker 2: Molly caught me off guard?
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  Speaker 3: There was not ready for that, not as scared as
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  Speaker 3: Tyler is gonna be. Weeke up.
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