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Phone Tap: Over the Phone Foxtrot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this, but my
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  Speaker 3: dream when I was younger was to be a professional dancer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. I Lord of the dance, but with
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  Speaker 3: bigger hair and flashier outfits. Flashier. That was my dream.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously wasn't realized. I ended up on a low budget
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  Speaker 3: radio program. But doesn't mean I can't still live out
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  Speaker 3: my fantasy in a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it, hang a dance over the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We got an email from a lady who says
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  Speaker 3: her roommate just signed up for dance lessons and she's
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  Speaker 3: about to get them, just not the way she thought
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  Speaker 3: she would. It's your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello, Yes, my name is Sergey from the Dance Academy.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Kelly? Yes, Oh wonderful. I'm calling because you
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  Speaker 3: signed up online for six private one on one dance lessons.
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect. So I am your dance instructor for the day.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get started. Oh okay, you're gonna start with the
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  Speaker 3: left foot, all right? And one and two? Now bring
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  Speaker 3: it back and spin and slide and slide and face
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  Speaker 3: the wall again?
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  Speaker 2: Here we sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Are you following me?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: What's the problem. Do you need me to slow down?
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  Speaker 2: No? I just I thought I was signing up for
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  Speaker 2: in person lessons.
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  Speaker 3: Oh now, why did you sign up online?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 2: I signed up online? But I thought I was signing
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  Speaker 2: up for in personal No.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. When you saw up online, I provide
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  Speaker 3: online lessons. Okay, it's possible we could do this over snapchat.
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  Speaker 2: No, that that would probably be worse.
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  Speaker 3: I've been crafting dances my entire life, and as long
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  Speaker 3: as I can hear your stumps, I'll know exactly where
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  Speaker 3: your foot placement should be.
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  Speaker 2: No, I need to go to the studio and learn.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I signed.
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  Speaker 3: Up for that. Do three quick stumps for me right now.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna do that. That doesn't sound right, Kelly.
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  Speaker 3: Just humor me. Do three quick stumps you like?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, hold on, let me put the phone down.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that was left foot, left foot, then right foot,
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  Speaker 3: and it was turned to the west fifteen degrees.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't even know what direction I'm facing, but
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  Speaker 2: I mean I've taken the classes before and I've never
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  Speaker 2: done it like this.
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  Speaker 3: Ever taken the dance class from Surge before. I know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. So let's try the tango. No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you realize this is one of
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  Speaker 3: the most romantic and sensual dances in the world. So
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  Speaker 3: instead of a rose, I will hold the phone in
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  Speaker 3: my mouth as we do this.
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  Speaker 2: Am I supposed to be doing something here?
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  Speaker 3: I encourage you to do the same. Put the phone
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  Speaker 3: in betwixt your teeth and go.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to put what in my mouth?
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  Speaker 3: Your phone?
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  Speaker 2: Kelly, No, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: You must left and right and give do Bardusha.
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  Speaker 2: This is not gonna watch b y. I took dance
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  Speaker 2: in high school. I need to be in the studio
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  Speaker 2: and trying to get back into this. I cannot do
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  Speaker 2: this over the phone.
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  Speaker 3: I must say, in all of my years of professional teaching,
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  Speaker 3: I have never had a more difficult student.
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  Speaker 2: Sniff and you.
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  Speaker 3: So with that said, I shan't continue.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just can I actually cancel it? Can I
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  Speaker 2: just get a refund?
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  Speaker 3: I refuse to put myself through this, and I will
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  Speaker 3: remind you there are zero refunds.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, If you're not gonna do it, I shine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it, but I need my
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  Speaker 2: money back.
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  Speaker 3: At least read the fine print. We don't give money
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  Speaker 3: back on prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 2: Not now, not ever. Kelly. Wait, what my name.
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  Speaker 3: Is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning. And to my hand and three and one
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  Speaker 3: and spin and you are take a bow? Kelly.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how did you get my numbers?
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  Speaker 3: This is a phone damn, Kelly, you're on the radio
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  Speaker 3: right now with Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: Tenzie set you up.
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  Speaker 2: When you said no refund, I was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: sign up for a stamp.
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  Speaker 3: The first rule of dance is you must believe in
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  Speaker 3: your elf.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly.
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  Speaker 3: Now believe and slime and spin and spin and spin again,
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  Speaker 3: now right and left and up and down and sit
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  Speaker 3: and nap and now sleep. Oh my god, that's amazing,
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  Speaker 3: your gorgeous dancer, Kelly.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you wake up every morning with phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,