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Phone Tap: Ancient Apple Support · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to half time. And I'm just gonna come out and
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  Speaker 1: say it right now, Okay, I love old people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why does that feel weird? Would you say that? Are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about like you love your grandma? Or I'm serious?
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  Speaker 1: Senior citizens are great. Okay, They're wise, they can be
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  Speaker 1: really funny. They have a great perspective on life and
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  Speaker 1: like what's important. Okay, I feel like there's a butt coming.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing they're not great at is modern technology.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why for today's call, I pose as an
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  Speaker 1: elderly gentleman calling from Apple Tech Support, which probably isn't
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  Speaker 1: the best career choice for a guy who's almost ninety
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  Speaker 1: eight years old, but you know what, he's gonna try
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  Speaker 1: his hardest to get the job done. Know, it's your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now, it's on the twenty. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good day, My name's Cornelius Jones. I'm calling from Apple
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  Speaker 1: Tech Support this mister r Yeah, Hell, hello sir, how
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  Speaker 1: are you doing this? Fine morning? I'm okay, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm great. I was just calling because you were chatting
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  Speaker 1: with an associative mine another the web chat thing here
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  Speaker 1: and bober you know, yeah cha on Apple support me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's the one. You apparently were frustrated
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  Speaker 1: that it was gonna take two whole days to get
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  Speaker 1: an appointment for you to come in and have us
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  Speaker 1: look at your phone. Oh yeah, I was allowed to
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  Speaker 1: say I'm tired. Hello, yeah, hello, hello, Hi Hi. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So what's the purpose of the phone call? So I
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  Speaker 1: might be able to help because I've been dealing with
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  Speaker 1: phones all my life. So let's find out what we're
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  Speaker 1: working with your is it a keypad or rotary? What
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  Speaker 1: does the phone have a big wheel on the front
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  Speaker 1: with notches in their free fingers? And is it just
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  Speaker 1: the keypad thinging? Oh no, it doesn't have the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: It's an iPhone eleven. Yeah, I know, I'm just with you. What, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got you? You use Sellennials are easier to brank
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  Speaker 1: than my toothless pooch on Christmas morning. Yeah, who's give
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  Speaker 1: him a fake cam here, dumb dog? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You know, I actually retired about twenty eight
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  Speaker 1: years ago, but you know, I do this job now
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  Speaker 1: so I could talk to people. Okay, you know it's good,
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  Speaker 1: it's good for the brain. They said, do you do
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  Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend? Are you sure? Yeah? You you single?
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  Speaker 1: Or you got a main? Squeeze over about my phone?
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  Speaker 1: You know, because I used to have a girlfriend. That's wonderful. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she got she got to plague COVID. No, the first one,
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  Speaker 1: the bubonic one. I'm sorry to hear about that. Oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. She survived it. She actually died from an
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  Speaker 1: ear infection a couple of years later. What medicine wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the same back in the nineteen twenties, I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's unfortunate. Help me with the phone, Um getting
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  Speaker 1: an appointment? Oh yeah, okay, let's get back to your
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  Speaker 1: phone thing. You know, I get paid by the job.
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  Speaker 1: You're Poppa ain't making too much money listening to you,
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  Speaker 1: yammer on, So tell me why when you purchased that phone? There?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yammer on? You don't like
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  Speaker 1: doing all of the talking. Okay, okay, Marlon Brando, you
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  Speaker 1: think you're a big shot. Tell me when you got
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  Speaker 1: your phone about two years ago? What does that matter? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me I'm gonna look up over here on the
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  Speaker 1: internet there. Hello. Hello. Oh, I can't believe that. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: He's sorry about that. I was just resting my eyes
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  Speaker 1: for a second. How can I help you? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: You are looking up my phone and you fell asleep.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah? Is is he
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  Speaker 1: a rotary phone? Not just for your fingers? Oh? No? No? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You keep Can you want to be with an appointment? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Or no? Like God, You're wasting too much of my
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  Speaker 1: time here. I can't do this all day. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: neither can I there because my sadic nerves acting up now.
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  Speaker 1: Not a lot of fiber already, so I gotta go
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  Speaker 1: use the John. Can you transform me to someone else? Please?
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could, but I'm just with you. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually a great phone call. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah? This is actually jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah, your girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: Kendra set you up for this. I was like, what's
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  Speaker 1: the if they hire the odist guy that can to
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  Speaker 1: work at Apple Texts before you're durn tooting, they did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm turning ninety eight tomorrow. Oh you're good man. That
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  Speaker 1: is good if your birthday to me, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: this might be the last one. Grandpa Every Morning with
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  Speaker 1: Foo taps weekday mornings on the twenties.