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Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I know you guys don't know Margaret, But guess who's
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  Speaker 1: about to cannonball back into the dating pool. You have
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  Speaker 1: her friend set her up for a prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: today because she signed up for a few different singles events.
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  Speaker 1: And look, if you think the male dating scene is
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  Speaker 1: full of losers and weirdos and creepers, you'd be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The ones we have set up for her to meet
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  Speaker 1: today are way way worse than that. It's a rapid
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  Speaker 1: fire speed dating disaster in your brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi is
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  Speaker 2: this market?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: This is Denise. Listen, this is Denise ar knockin and
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling from Singles. I'm just wondering, like, are you
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  Speaker 2: running a little bit late? Are you in a garage?
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  Speaker 2: Where are you?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What what is it about? Are you in
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  Speaker 2: the parking garage? Maybe you got lost? I don't know, No,
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  Speaker 2: I am, I'm not supposing anywhere right now. You've got
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  Speaker 2: to be kidding me, do you right number? I'm sorry, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think so. You're Margaret right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But do you remember last week Tavern's Happy? How were
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  Speaker 2: you signed up for speed dating service. Uh, I mean
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  Speaker 2: I remember putting my name down with some coworkers for fun,
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  Speaker 2: but like, no, where are you? No one ever told
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  Speaker 2: me anything about a specific time or plase stay over there?
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  Speaker 2: Please God, I'm in a level with you here. I'm
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  Speaker 2: new and I've got a room full of dudes and
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  Speaker 2: no ladies. Real sausage fest over here. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: lose my job if i don't have at least one
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  Speaker 2: woman to participate in this. Okay, well, I'm I mean
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  Speaker 2: I can't like drive to where you are right now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm at lunch and fine, it's fine. You don't need
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  Speaker 2: to drive. You don't need to drive as long as
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  Speaker 2: you're willing to do it over the phone and just
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  Speaker 2: meet a few eligible bachelors. That would have been amazing. No,
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  Speaker 2: and I won't get fired. You will save my butt
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  Speaker 2: OUs Hey, guys, we have what a woman? All right,
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  Speaker 2: Bachelor number one? Here we go. I didn't agree to.
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  Speaker 3: This, Oh jeez, they says Rolando, and I have been listening.
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  Speaker 3: Did you speak?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: Your voice sounds like an angel of all of the angels,
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  Speaker 3: Like if there was a haven above the havens, your
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  Speaker 3: voice would be the first thing people would hear when
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  Speaker 3: they entered the barely gates. U.
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  Speaker 2: Can you put the lady back on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: If I were to guess how you smell, I would
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  Speaker 3: say it's like a mixture of banola and the finest
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  Speaker 3: sturgeon of all the world.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think I smell like fishion vanilla?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: J oh no, I'm sorry, that's your time. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 2: we have to try to get through everybody. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to be doing.
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  Speaker 2: This right now. Just wait till you meet Bachelor number two.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Margot, my name is Alan Wintubaden.
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  Speaker 2: Good god, how old are you?
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  Speaker 4: Why are you into older men?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: Not your age, grandpa.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, sweetie. When's the last time
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  Speaker 3: you changed the day for I don't need it. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's just a kinkman.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, that was it. That's it, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. So okay, listen.
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  Speaker 2: I know he's old, but apparently he's got money. You're
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  Speaker 2: not listening like I can't. Okay, we'll try Bachelor number three.
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  Speaker 3: Bachelor number three, O me, name's Frank Bumy mates call
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  Speaker 3: me clone.
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  Speaker 2: Not interested.
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to get to know you, but you can't
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  Speaker 3: ask me any questions. All right, that's classified information. I
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  Speaker 3: can't tell you anything about my past or what I've done,
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  Speaker 3: but I will say I'm closer than you think.
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  Speaker 4: Don't it doesn't sound sketchy at all.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, hell over, thank you go. Number three? Where
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  Speaker 2: did you find these people in? Bad boys? Like you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Psychopaths?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not really up for dating someone who's criminal record.
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  Speaker 2: That's clo Yeah. No, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Number four again.
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  Speaker 2: No, Alan, I said, don't sit down, your hips got hurt.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Hello, my name is Steady Eddie.
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  Speaker 4: My first fed dating event exactly, my first date ever.
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  Speaker 2: This is my last dating event.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a lot of time. I like a
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  Speaker 4: granola and long walks on the beach, well actually short
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  Speaker 4: walks on the beach because sometimes I get sand in
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  Speaker 4: my socks.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: My mom told me I can't do that anymore, and
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  Speaker 4: sometimes one time I found a seashell in there.
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  Speaker 2: You're done? Wow, the best for last? There for you
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  Speaker 2: didn't we Are you hearing what they're saying? I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know? So which one are you gonna choose? I
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  Speaker 2: don't envy you having to make this choice. Okay, let
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  Speaker 2: me think about it. None of them. Oh sorry, I
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  Speaker 2: can't accept that answer. Your best friend, Caroline said that
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  Speaker 2: at the end of this you had to pick one.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, because she's the one that
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  Speaker 2: set you up for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: This was.
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  Speaker 2: I came here for real.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, I thought you were my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: He say it Jeffrey, and freak we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 2: tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thank god, I swear to god, I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: freak out, like what is happening?
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  Speaker 2: Caroline said, your newly sickle and she just wanted to
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  Speaker 2: welcome you to the daily life.
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  Speaker 4: That was terrifying experience I've ever had in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the bonies.