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Phone Tap: Computer Zoo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's time for your phone tap. And today
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  Speaker 2: we call a guy who dropped off his desktop computer
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  Speaker 2: at a local repair shop and his girlfriend contacted us
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  Speaker 2: saying he was concerned about leaving it there. Okay, he
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  Speaker 2: was worried they might steal his information or maybe look
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  Speaker 2: through his photos, check out his Internet history. He should
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  Speaker 2: relax though, knowing none of that is happening. Instead, we
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  Speaker 2: have a much worse situation, and honestly, he might never
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  Speaker 2: get his computer back. You'll find out what happens when
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  Speaker 2: you make the horrible mistake of leaving your laptop with
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  Speaker 2: Jose in your brand new phone tap. I got it
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the Twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, this is Tanner from computer repair. Is this Jeremy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Jeremy. How's it going?
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  Speaker 3: That's going well? You dropped off your desktop computer with us?
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  Speaker 3: A few days ago.
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm excited to swing by and pick it up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's not get too excited. We have found a
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  Speaker 3: slight problem.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know there was a problem. That's why I
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  Speaker 4: dropped it off.
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  Speaker 3: You're funny, but actually, sir, this is an additional issue.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. I mean I brought it in and your guy
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  Speaker 4: told me that it was Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But once we finished with the fan, while it was
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  Speaker 3: sitting overnight here, the shellcasing was off of it and
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  Speaker 3: something got in there.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, okay, the shellcasing was still off taking off and
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  Speaker 4: something got in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm not sure if you can hear it, but
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  Speaker 3: hold on, I'm gonna put the phone up to your
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  Speaker 3: computer right now. Hold on, listen.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell that sounds like there's a frog in there?
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  Speaker 3: You're definitely right, sir. I can confirm that as a
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  Speaker 3: tiny frog living inside of your console. How it's pretty vocal.
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  Speaker 4: How is this even possible? How did a frog get
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  Speaker 4: into my computer?
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  Speaker 3: Well, sir, I don't know if you noticed, but we
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  Speaker 3: are right next to a pet store. So my theory
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  Speaker 3: is it must have escaped, got through a crack in
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  Speaker 3: the wall or like a vent, you know, and just
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  Speaker 3: came next door and you have a warm computer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, you're telling me there's some kind of breezeway
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  Speaker 4: between your place and the pet shop next door where
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  Speaker 4: things are just wandering around into my computer.
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  Speaker 3: Just bad timing, to be honest. I mean we had
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  Speaker 3: got a quick fix and it was just wide open.
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  Speaker 3: There he is, he's living it up in there.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, if you can see him, then you can
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  Speaker 4: take him out. Just take the frog out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. We saw him earlier. We used
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  Speaker 3: one of those tiny flex cams. He actually looked like
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  Speaker 3: he was trying to mate with your hard drive.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know. I don't know what kind
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  Speaker 4: of show you're running over there, man, but this is messed.
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  Speaker 3: Up, sir. It is not a show. Apparently, the type
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  Speaker 3: of frog that escaped is extremely territorial. What his defense
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  Speaker 3: mechanism is some kind of spray toxin out of his skin,
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  Speaker 3: which would possibly damage Is this real?
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  Speaker 4: What planet are you living in right now?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's a planet with a lot of frogs in it, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, you think you're funny right now?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see you're not funny.
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  Speaker 3: Well, someone's laughing.
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  Speaker 4: This is not a joke. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir, I apologize. I'm just trying to lighten
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  Speaker 3: the situation and we are still dealing with this. For you,
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  Speaker 3: I want to remind you that, well, what.
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  Speaker 4: The fuck are you doing then? About it?
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  Speaker 3: So we went back to the pet store and we
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  Speaker 3: bought a bowl of meal worms.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, what. I swear to god, you're like
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  Speaker 4: a eight year old. Do not put meal worms in
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  Speaker 4: my computer to lure out the frog.
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  Speaker 3: I really wish I would have called you about two
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  Speaker 3: hours ago, sir, because we already did that.
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  Speaker 4: Are you a moron? But what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Sir?
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  Speaker 3: Look, I know you're upset. I don't don't even want
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  Speaker 3: to mention the crickets right now.
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  Speaker 4: I swear to God, I think I'm gonna have anurysm.
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  Speaker 3: We tried live crickets after the worms. Should I not
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  Speaker 3: have done that?
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  Speaker 4: Now you're telling you there's a bunch of crickets in
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  Speaker 4: my computer. There's meal worms and crickets and a damn
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  Speaker 4: frog in my computer.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a bunch. It's just one, maybe two, possibly
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  Speaker 3: three at most. I can guarantee that, sir. Okay, that's the.
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  Speaker 4: This is what the you're gonna do okay, You're gonna
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  Speaker 4: box up my computer. You're gonna put it outside of
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  Speaker 4: your stuff shop, and I'm gonna come by and I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna pick it up, and you're never gonna call me again.
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  Speaker 4: You got that, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad we had this talk. I currently need to
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  Speaker 3: go and get my technician from next door because he's
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  Speaker 3: actually at the pet store buying a snake to get
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  Speaker 3: all the crickets.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, you have turned my computer into a zoo.
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  Speaker 4: I'm coming after you.
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  Speaker 3: Man, sir, no one meant for this to happen. I
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  Speaker 3: mean after the crickets and the frog. I gotta let
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  Speaker 3: you know this. This is actually a prank phone call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is actually jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, what stuff? I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: We'll beat that. We had to beat you a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Ye. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Your girlfriend Tyly set you up. She said you dropped
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  Speaker 3: your computer off, and she said you were worried about it,
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  Speaker 3: but it's good to go.
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  Speaker 4: It's all fixed. O my god. I am sorry that
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  Speaker 4: I was so upset. I feel like now I was
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  Speaker 4: a horrible person.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, you're fine, man, It's natural. You're like a frog
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  Speaker 3: mating with the hard drive.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just waiting for my meal worm. The
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  Speaker 4: week up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps.
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  Speaker 4: Weekday morning was on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 4: morning