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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #8 Automology Expert · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away?
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  Speaker 3: Put your stain proof laughing pants on, because here's time
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  Speaker 3: for the number eight phone tap in our countdown of
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  Speaker 3: the top ten phone taps of Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Are we gonna spill up it? Or we ourselves both? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: And this one Brook calls an auto mechanic shop because
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  Speaker 3: of some car trouble that she's having, and she is
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  Speaker 3: not gonna let this male mechanics take advantage of her lack.
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  Speaker 4: Of car knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: Quote She's a woman, Stand up, ladies. That stereotype ends today.
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  Speaker 2: With your number eight phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: Of the year right now?
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  Speaker 3: Is Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone tabs to Christmas?
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  Speaker 4: Or her eight? There? Brendan, Hi, I.
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  Speaker 5: Am a woman and I am not going to be
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  Speaker 5: taken advantage of. Okay, Yeah, I have an issue with
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  Speaker 5: my vehicle and I need to bring it in.
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  Speaker 2: Is that okay with you?
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  Speaker 4: Of course?
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  Speaker 5: Or do you want to may explain me the directions
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  Speaker 5: on how to get there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you do need directions, I knew.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be the type.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just letting you know that I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to be overcharged for some dumb things or get talked
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  Speaker 5: down to because you think you're better than mess.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what we intend to do here at all.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to come in, you're more than welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great, that's fine. Because I know my cars.
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  Speaker 4: I believe you, and I just want to let you
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  Speaker 4: know we treat everyone equal here.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that when I see it.
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  Speaker 5: So I have a twenty fourteen Honda Civic and when
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  Speaker 5: I drive, the hugnuts seems off.
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  Speaker 2: What the hug nuts on the wheel.
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  Speaker 4: The hug I'm sorry, is it possible that you mean
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  Speaker 4: the lug nut?
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  Speaker 2: And here we go patronizing me because.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a woman, miss, and you're a man and you
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  Speaker 5: know con parts.
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  Speaker 2: Better than me.
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  Speaker 4: No, miss, I didn't mean that at all. I just
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to let you know that's that's what it
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  Speaker 4: is called. Oh.
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  Speaker 5: I just wanted to let you know that I grew
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  Speaker 5: up around cars my whole life. I have ridden in
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  Speaker 5: cars since I was a baby, so I know hug
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  Speaker 5: nuts and dipplesticks don't even mess with maker.
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  Speaker 4: We can call it that if that's what makes you
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  Speaker 4: feel more comfortable. I'm probably wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the first right thing you've said. That is the
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  Speaker 2: first right thing you've said. So back to my issue.
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  Speaker 2: The hug nuts are off.
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  Speaker 5: And also I've noticed the metacritic converter isn't funneling right.
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  Speaker 4: The converter. We'll go with that exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So I got down underneath the car and I noticed
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  Speaker 5: this weird nut. So I unscrewed it, and all this
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  Speaker 5: brown liquid came out.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you that brown liquid did not look good,
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  Speaker 2: and it did not taste good.
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  Speaker 4: You tasted it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, how else would you know if it's spoiled or not?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: God, and let me tell you it tasted wrong. It
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  Speaker 2: was off. And that's when I knew that the blinker
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  Speaker 2: fluid done.
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  Speaker 4: You said fluid.
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  Speaker 2: You must be new. You know the brown sticky liquid.
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  Speaker 2: Lets you change your blinker.
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  Speaker 4: Man, you're talking about the oil, right. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 4: be nice here, and I just I don't think that
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  Speaker 4: has anything to do with your blinker.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you come from? Did you even go to
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  Speaker 2: automotive school.
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  Speaker 5: God, it probably didn't even study automotiology, what idiot.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, the oil if you want to call it that. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I got rid of it.
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  Speaker 4: You got rid of all the oil, yes, And.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is now whenever I drive there's a funny smell.
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  Speaker 4: Man, that's because your car's burning up. You have no
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  Speaker 4: oil in your car.
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  Speaker 5: You're talking about the blinker fluid again. I think what
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  Speaker 5: happened is I did get it all out, which is
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  Speaker 5: why I need you guys to take a look at it, ma'am.
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  Speaker 4: If you want, we have a slot for you already today.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to come down, we can take a
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  Speaker 4: look at it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, listen, I'll bring it down when it's my choice,
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  Speaker 5: not yours.
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  Speaker 2: All right, And I know.
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  Speaker 5: You've got your little fancy tools down there, but in
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  Speaker 5: the end I'm probably gonna end up fixing it myself
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  Speaker 5: because you sound like another moron. Funny that moron and
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  Speaker 5: man have the same letters, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we don't need the insults. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 4: help you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, help the poor little woman who can't take care
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  Speaker 5: of her own car.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Not at all, ma'am. You're a customer, and I'm just
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  Speaker 4: trying hard here to help you. You don't seem to
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  Speaker 4: want help. I don't even know why you called.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you want to know why I called. I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you exactly why I called, Because your girlfriend Tina
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  Speaker 2: set you up for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what are you Yeah, this is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually Broke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning. Oh my god, don't worry. My hugnuts are
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  Speaker 2: just fine. It's alid prank.
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  Speaker 4: Thank god. I didn't know what to say. I was
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  Speaker 4: trying to be so nice there.
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  Speaker 2: You did a really good job. I'm actually impressed. You said.
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  Speaker 5: You guys have been getting a lot of crazy customers lately,
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  Speaker 5: so I thought i'd.
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  Speaker 2: Just pile one.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you'd certainly piled on.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, what a relief are you saying that
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  Speaker 5: there's no blinker fluid?
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  Speaker 4: They didn't teach me about that in my autotology degree.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's automatology. You didn't go to school. Yeah, wake up.
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