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Phone Tap: You Gave My Son The Herp · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today we call a woman who's co owner of an
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  Speaker 2: entertainment service that provides face painters and princesses and magicians
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  Speaker 2: for kids' birthday parties. Oh yeah, and her boyfriend said
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  Speaker 2: she's been dealing with some pretty uptight parents as a boy.
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  Speaker 2: But I promise she has never gotten a complaint like
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  Speaker 2: the one she's about to receive today. Is it shocking? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no?
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  Speaker 2: Was it my idea? No? Okay, it was her boyfriend's okay,
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  Speaker 2: and out of my better judgment, I did it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, So she is definitely going to be floored
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  Speaker 2: when she hears it in your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 2: right now, another weekday Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: West Entertainment. This is Megan. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes to speak with the woman who gave my child herpies.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry what someone gave my kid herpes, and I
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  Speaker 2: need it to be addressed.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand how.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my son was at a party with his friends
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  Speaker 2: last Saturday, and one of your face painters thought it
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  Speaker 2: would be funny to paint herpes onto his face. The
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  Speaker 2: ring a bell?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, it was painted on his face. Oh thank god?
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  Speaker 2: What were you thinking?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even want to say. Can you please just
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  Speaker 3: tell me what happened?
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  Speaker 2: All right? So my child comes home and I see
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  Speaker 2: him and say, why do you have herpes on your face? Son?
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  Speaker 2: So he looks at me and says, they're grapes, Dad.
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  Speaker 2: But clearly I know the difference getting one by me.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying that one of our face painters paint
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  Speaker 3: is the word herpies on the child's face.
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  Speaker 2: No, not the word actual herpes. And he was telling
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  Speaker 2: me there were grapes.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you're confused because your son thought that they were
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  Speaker 3: grapes and my face painter thought that they were groups
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  Speaker 3: on the face.
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  Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me that I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what herpes looks like. I've been to burning Man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how burning Man has anything to do
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  Speaker 3: with this, but I know that my face painter would
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  Speaker 3: never do something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, I've taken a public bus in Detroit. I've taken
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  Speaker 2: a tour of the Hershey factory.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand all.
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  Speaker 2: Different places where you would contract herpes.
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  Speaker 3: You have a lot of different examples of where you
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  Speaker 3: can get these, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Do I have more. If you want to hear some.
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  Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with us, sir, I don't
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  Speaker 3: understand what this is about.
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  Speaker 2: It has everything to do with you. My kid thinks
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  Speaker 2: he has herpes because I told him.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then that's your fault, sir, because we wouldn't tell
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  Speaker 3: him something like that. You told him.
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  Speaker 2: That your company's the one who painted it, so you're
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  Speaker 2: to blame.
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  Speaker 3: We're a children's entertainment company. Do you seriously think we
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  Speaker 3: would do that.
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  Speaker 2: I think I deserve to be compensated for this sudden
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  Speaker 2: outbreak of injustice.
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  Speaker 3: You want to be compensated.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's only fair.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I could give you a gift card for a
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  Speaker 3: free face painting session.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what so I can come home and find out
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  Speaker 2: you put gonnerie on his forehead? Hold on, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think so sure.
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  Speaker 3: You're crossing the line here. I'm really trying to be helpful.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I don't think I'm crossing the line at all.
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  Speaker 2: I think at this point you and your crewed face
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  Speaker 2: painting crew need a dose of public shaming to set
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  Speaker 2: you all straight. What how about you stand by a
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  Speaker 2: freeway off ramp holding a sign that says I gave
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  Speaker 2: herpes to a kid, Oh my god, and I tried
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  Speaker 2: to cover it up with gonorrhea in a gift card.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're done here, sir.
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  Speaker 2: We're not done. I I'm going to talk to the
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  Speaker 2: Attorney General about you, ma'am. So your disgusting warped company
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  Speaker 2: never paints a face again.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, sir, go right ahead. That would really
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  Speaker 3: make my game.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna implicate you and all your face
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  Speaker 2: painters and even your boyfriend Vaughn What because he's the
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  Speaker 2: one who sets you up for this prank phone call today.
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  Speaker 2: So ha, Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. This is a joke.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, that was creepy. Cree Oh, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: kill him.
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it wasn't my idea. It was definitely
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  Speaker 2: your boyfriend Vaughn's. He emailed us saying that you deal
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  Speaker 2: with crazy parents all the time, though from.
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  Speaker 3: These parties, God yes I do.
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  Speaker 2: He thought I could be the craziest of all.
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  Speaker 3: That was horrible.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I said after I went on that
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  Speaker 2: Hershey factory tour.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you didn't get herpes from that, but
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  Speaker 3: whatever you think
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning