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Phone Tap PODCAST: Esteban Granny Drop · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving point five. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's that? Dude? Hey? Who's this? Hey? What's that? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: This is a Esteban? Man? Is this is a Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: h Yeah? Oh yeah, cool dude, that's awesome. You know,
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  Speaker 1: my name is an Esteban on the activities coordinator. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Senior Living Center dude. You know, yeah, you know, not
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  Speaker 1: full time, like full time. I make music for the masses,
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  Speaker 1: but then I bring it in and I hope the
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  Speaker 1: ladies like dance around, you know, like keep a limber
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. You know. Yeah, okay, yeah, So I need
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  Speaker 1: to call talk to you real quick. If you got
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  Speaker 1: a moment, Yeah go ahead. I saw you were listed
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  Speaker 1: as like the person to take care, so I thought
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  Speaker 1: I would call you. I'll tell you my story before
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  Speaker 1: she does, because like she's a little angry with me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean she's angry? Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, she was in one of my activity classes, Tood,
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  Speaker 1: and like we were doing some stuff and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not really playing along, and so her and
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  Speaker 1: I kind of got it a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: the argument. You know, she's not really arguing type, but
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, what y'all do it? Like she's normally like
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  Speaker 1: really nice, you know what I mean. But like, so
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  Speaker 1: I do a dance class, you know, and your granny
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  Speaker 1: was taking my dance class, and so I showed her
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  Speaker 1: some moves, Tood, and she was like kind of into
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  Speaker 1: it for a little while, and then we got into
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  Speaker 1: sort of like a like an altercation or an argument,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. Dude. You know she
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'm kind of confused. I is my grandma
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  Speaker 1: okay or what? Yeah, dude, she's pretty cool, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I like her a lot. You know, she's okay
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  Speaker 1: in my book to it, I think she's okay, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. I don't mean okay. Isn't like she's cool
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  Speaker 1: or not, like it's my grandmother, all right, Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: here's so anyway, she was taking my dance class, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, and I was trying to teach
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  Speaker 1: the ladies how to kind of drop it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like to shake it a little bit. And she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: dropping it at all, dude. She was like really bad
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  Speaker 1: at dropping it, you know. Like I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know that or not, but your grandma is bad
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  Speaker 1: at dropping it, dude. You were teaching seniors how to
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  Speaker 1: drop it. Well, dude, I don't like to call them seniors,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I like to call them granny and Grandpa's
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  Speaker 1: because I don't like to make give them like an
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  Speaker 1: old label, you know. So anyway, I was teaching her
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  Speaker 1: how to drop it, you know, and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't drop it, dude, like I have, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like a hip thing. And I was like, hey, whatever, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's mental, you know. And so I just pulled her
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  Speaker 1: the walking thing away, and she kind of she dropped
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  Speaker 1: it at that point, you know, like she dropped it. What, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like she heard walk her away and she fell well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think she was trying to drop it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And then like so I grabbed the walking
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  Speaker 1: thing and I said, hey, this is the problem. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like holding you up, you know, it's keeping you
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  Speaker 1: back and from dropping it. And I grab it, and
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  Speaker 1: so I figured that's the best way, and she's not
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  Speaker 1: hard to like, she's fine, you know, but she's, like
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  Speaker 1: I said, she's a little angry. So, dude, I think
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  Speaker 1: I need to speak to your manager. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're telling me. Like you pulled her walker away
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  Speaker 1: from her, and she spell and now she's pissed obviously. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but see, I think that's the problem. You know, Like
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  Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, dude, she felt because you took the
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  Speaker 1: walking thing away from her, But I was like, no, dude,
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  Speaker 1: she felt because she was trying to drop it too hard,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because she wants to party. Dude. She's eighty
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  Speaker 1: seven years old. She's not trying to drop it like
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  Speaker 1: she's Beyonce. She's just trying to like move around a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, dude, But you know that's not like
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  Speaker 1: she was mad about that, you know. But I think
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  Speaker 1: the real problem is when I made a rain, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and she was like cool until that point, and then
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  Speaker 1: I think she got upset for something. You made it.
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  Speaker 1: You made it rain, yeah, dude, because like I had
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  Speaker 1: like some money in my pocket to it and I
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  Speaker 1: saw her drop it like that, and so I started,
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  Speaker 1: you know, touching some ones on her, dude, and like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a couple of the other guys, the older
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  Speaker 1: guys that are in the class, that were like cheering
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. You know what the long is you you're
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  Speaker 1: throwing money on my grandmother like she's some sort of
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  Speaker 1: a prostitute. Yeah, it's not like a prostitute too, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a stripper, you know that, because they're pretty different.
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  Speaker 1: And I wasn't only me that it was Ronald too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, let me tell you how this is gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and if you if I
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  Speaker 1: see you, I'm gonna put my fifth through your face
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  Speaker 1: because nobody treats my grandma like that. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you lose your job. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Hey, but that's cool, dude. If I
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  Speaker 1: lose this job is fine, dude, because like I'm making
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call anyway, so I'll have another job
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  Speaker 1: where I do that for a living. Do it? It's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Wait? Wait what I said? This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call, dude, Like I got this crazy job
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  Speaker 1: where your wife wanted like could send me an email
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  Speaker 1: and then I could just like call you and tell
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  Speaker 1: you I met your grandma drop her buddy. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's pretty craszy, dude. What this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your wife wanted to set
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  Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. She told me that your
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  Speaker 1: grandma's getting freaky at the old folks home. Wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to stress you out a little bit. Are you hey?
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  Speaker 1: But the good news, dude, your grandma knows how to
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  Speaker 1: drop it now. You know, the next time you come visit,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be fine. Dude. I would actually love to
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