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Phone Tap PODCAST: Unlucky Del Aquario · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hello, this is going Hey there, Oh
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  Speaker 1: and this is del Aquario. Hey yeah, del yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Andrew told me to give you a call about the
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  Speaker 1: available position you have. How are you doing. I'm good, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? Yeah? No, uh yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: mentioned about it, del Aquario. That's Deliquario. Yeah, that's it's
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  Speaker 1: such an unusual name. I haven't heard something like that before,
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  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, it's a pretty original name. There's a
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  Speaker 1: funny story to it. If you got a second, i'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you about all about it. Yeah. So I was
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  Speaker 1: abandoned after I was born, okay, yeah, and then my
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  Speaker 1: second mom died of overreading in a state fair. Um okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and then I was taken in by a
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  Speaker 1: loving foster family. So that's good. Yeah, all right, what's no?
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  Speaker 1: It's good? Well, yeah, it's good. But the day they
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  Speaker 1: were supposed to pick me up their cars get it
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  Speaker 1: off a cliff. And then they perished bummer oh man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all six of them. Oh um. I mean I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 1: How does what does that have to do with your
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  Speaker 1: your name? I have no idea. I think somebody at
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  Speaker 1: the state gave it to me or something. No clue.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's the story though, all right? Yeah? Yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: can I ask you a question? Yeah? Sure? So do
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  Speaker 1: you believe in jinxes, superstitions things like that? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you mean? Well, since I've
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  Speaker 1: been a little baby all the way into adulthood, some
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  Speaker 1: people say that bad luck tends to follow deliquary. Oh
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  Speaker 1: oh man, well that's me. I was talking about my
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  Speaker 1: self third person there, but bad luck tends to follow me. Yeah, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, sure it's not all bad. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean sometimes I think bad things happen anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you don't hold it against me in this
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  Speaker 1: job interview. No, No, I mean I certainly wouldn't hold
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  Speaker 1: any of that against you. I mean, I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: can't be any worse than I mean, all that stuff
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  Speaker 1: about when you're born and all. I mean, but it
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  Speaker 1: depends on what you call bad. I mean, I've lost
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  Speaker 1: five homes to five different hurricanes. I've been a part
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  Speaker 1: of three cruise ships sinking at sea, struck by lightning twice,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't confirm this one, but I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I was hit by a meteorite or
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  Speaker 1: a piece of a media righte At one point I
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  Speaker 1: got the bruises. Wow that, I mean, that's that's that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Even yesterday I ran an errand and my car was
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  Speaker 1: parked on the sidewalk and somebody drove by and hit it. Jeez,
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  Speaker 1: they actually pushed my car into no parking zone. So
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  Speaker 1: I also got a ticket on top of that. How
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  Speaker 1: does that happen? No, that's I mean, that's jeez, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's you know, that's that's that's the life adel Aquario. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe this is uh, this is
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  Speaker 1: all leading to something good. Yeah, hopefully like a job
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  Speaker 1: with you. Uh I mean yeah, maybe, yeah, I guess yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I read the description of the job you're hiring for
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  Speaker 1: and it would be doing work in your warehouse using
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  Speaker 1: a forklift, right. Uh yeah, I mean you know that
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  Speaker 1: may not be the the right position off you At
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  Speaker 1: this time. We have a couple other guys looking at that, right,
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  Speaker 1: I think it'd be great just get behind the wheel
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  Speaker 1: of that forklift. Yeah, I mean, you know, we could,
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  Speaker 1: we could look at some other things. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that right now, you know, I mean, maybe we
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  Speaker 1: give that a more time. I thought the position was
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  Speaker 1: open though, Yeah, I mean it is. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you can imagine, you know, working with the forklift.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's a lot of safety and thinking that goes
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  Speaker 1: into it. Oh, you don't have to tell me. I've
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  Speaker 1: blown up a few warehouses about that. Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you're blew up a few were Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've driven forkliff before, but every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while, like a gasoline container will be in the
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  Speaker 1: way or something, and I don't know, you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: weird how these things happen. But um, look, del you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I I'm gonna have to get
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  Speaker 1: back to you on a lot of this. Um you
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  Speaker 1: know what. I need to talk to Andrew about some
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  Speaker 1: of this too. Um. Well, yeah, if you do talk
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  Speaker 1: to him, can you tell him the prank call was successful?
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  Speaker 1: The wait a minute, what the prank call? Yeah? Can
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  Speaker 1: you tell him that it was successful? Because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. And Andrew set you up.
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  Speaker 1: No no way man, And yeah, he said, you guys
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  Speaker 1: prank each other a lot. I wanted to mess with you, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I was like, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: You know, It's like this dude is like so unluck.
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  Speaker 1: That's just del Aquario's life. Del Aquario man, that's ah man.
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  Speaker 1: That's the name. I'm not gonna forget. Wake up every
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