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Episode 1217 - Hot Girl Attends Football Game · Ross Patterson Revolution!

0:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rock.
0:15
[SPEAKER_03]: There is some evolution.
0:37
[SPEAKER_03]: No, hello, you started with me.
0:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Not really?
0:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Ross Patterson on Surt today, all right.
0:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesse Wiseman had some blood taken out of her body.
0:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Her arms, her legs, her body, her throats back, taint, calves,
1:03
[SPEAKER_03]: 8 out of 10 toes, 9 out of 10 fingers, and then 1 out of 2 working us, okay?
1:12
[SPEAKER_03]: So you got pop a bear today.
1:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Just pop a bear today.
1:16
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna get fucking weird.
1:17
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm going on a close-up to you.
1:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna talk to you here today, and I'm gonna talk to you here today.
1:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna talk to you in both places today.
1:28
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're watching this on Drinking Bro's podcast Patreon today, we're not gonna talk about Lindsey Clancy.
1:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Killin' our kids, all right, we already did that today.
1:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna talk about her strangling three of her children.
1:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Sitting there in a wheelchair.
1:47
[SPEAKER_03]: So round of by women who are cheering her on, we're not going to do that today.
1:54
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to talk about real feminism, at its highest peak, because that was his lowest.
2:01
[SPEAKER_03]: That was his lowest.
2:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Here is its highest, oh boy, look at her, look at her, guys, all right, it's a young woman attending the Ole Miss football game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We won money on, lost the overall mind of six and a half don't want to talk about that.
2:23
[SPEAKER_03]: The all the teasers it's okay all the fun stuff to parlaze it's but God damn it if you haven't seen this girl in front of your face every single second of the day for the last 48 hours and I for one am grateful for her.
2:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't need to hear about the horrors of life.
2:43
[SPEAKER_03]: The other lady who killed her baby after watching the Lindsay Clancy thing, I want hot girls getting discovered for Christ's sakes here.
2:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this little sweetie.
2:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that Joe Biden right there, Gimner?
2:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a little sniff?
3:00
[SPEAKER_03]: It isn't.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know what that smells like underneath there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: absolute freedom.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Dreams.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Dreams is what that smells like there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Heaven itself.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My God.
3:10
[SPEAKER_03]: My God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We do the college football show this morning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Prediction show obviously we were off yesterday.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm just happy to know that America still values hot girls in the crowd and can turn them into superstars overnight.
3:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Save your Southwest points and drink tickets.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to fly to Hollywood anymore.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need a greyhound bus to drop you off to try to get discovered.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You just have to be hot at a college football game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Especially in the SEC, okay?
3:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Who is this little nugget?
3:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Who is this little nugget?
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[SPEAKER_03]: What's her name?
3:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Her name is Sarah Smith.
3:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can't get any more white and generic than that, can you?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.
4:00
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't go into lights.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ole Miss blonde, Ole Miss students, Sarah Smith.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do we confirm that she is a student or is she like a 35-year-old model?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Either way, wouldn't you shock me or to say, looks damn good in shock you five my God dude my God here now Show the original close up of the original clip here where the cameraman founder and the stands and Then start from the beginning because he zooms in he understands what the assignment is well
4:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I hate to I don't want to cramp your style here, but if you if you notice the zoom in is from the person recording the screen Not from the camera and fuck you blue is wow wow.
4:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I was God dammit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm full every day by a by AI or something
4:52
[SPEAKER_01]: He got a perfect shot.
4:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's a good shot though.
4:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Beautiful shots.
4:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
4:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you can just play this on a loop in the background over and over again.
5:00
[SPEAKER_02]: I think loop just broke another story.
5:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this was Ole Miss up by 14 with 4 to go.
5:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I was stunned if they scored twice in a row, Sarah Smith, okay?
5:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand your shock and confusion, but let's face it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You got a 25 year old quarterback.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We knew you were going to come back and win the game at the end with a game winning field goal there, but God bless her, the concern on her face was more concerned than if she just killed three of her kids.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Alright, it was, it was, and this is what really matters here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ole Miss versus Louisville in Nashville of all places.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ha!
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the internet has already tracked her down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So Sarah Smith caught viewers' attention during Ole Miss's dramatic 4138 victory over Louisville on Sunday after ESPN cameras.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Spotter in the stands looking absolutely stressed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they're saying here on TMZ.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was stressed out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody get her a fucking heart monitor.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was stressed out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She almost died right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And if we're gonna talk about real death, what it's like to actually be on the fucking edge mentally, Sarah Smith is going through it right there in that moment.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Look at her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Up to scores, 14 points, with four minutes left.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now the woman who killed her kids, no stress whatsoever, you know?
6:32
[SPEAKER_03]: She was like, well, I'm kind of just kill myself and then throw myself out of window.
6:36
[SPEAKER_03]: She didn't have a fucking window.
6:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, she did not have a fucking window.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This was not an adome.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This was an outdoor stadium where she could have just thrown herself down a couple of rows, tops, tops, because there was a fat dude sitting in front of her here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, obviously the world has reached out for this princess showing their thoughts and prayers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to read some of the DMs that she has gotten here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I know you probably have a million requests right now, but the Bible verse in your bio-cottmaiai, fuck me, and fuck you, mom and dad.
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[SPEAKER_03]: a good Bible verse is going to get any man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure that's all he really wants out of this relationship is just a woman that go to church with hands in her clasps praying together probably for the kids those three dead ones that Lindsay Clancy killed and just I need someone to go to church with you have a Bible verse on Instagram and
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[SPEAKER_03]: Then he says, keep allowing his light to shine through you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that's what Jesus would have wanted, you know?
8:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Mary was hot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't like she was a fucking ego or anything.
8:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, let's say a cut to some 350 pound beast.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Some piglet and a fucking stance here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That Bible verse probably isn't gonna mean as much, but it does now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, if we can go to Blue TV here real quick, Blue, if you could find her Instagram and this Bible verse in particular, I've gotta know what this is, or I can't live another second of my life on this earth.
8:34
[SPEAKER_03]: The pen that I'm holding today broke right before I went on air.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Typically, I write notes on it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got a little sheet of paper here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It broke.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is meaningless right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just gonna laugh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have an Instagram.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And last, I want a fucking stab my heart out, which that makes me want to do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we can't get a Bible verse out of Sarah Smith today?
8:53
[SPEAKER_02]: No, would you mind stabbing me with that pen when you're done?
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm just gonna read my favorite song, then, and take a guess, because I don't know.
9:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Psalm 329.
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[SPEAKER_03]: John said, go to if sheep, for I am the hearder of your flock, and I shall lead thee to victory or the promised lands that is proverb Psalm slash three dot dots, 29, somewhere in there, and guess what?
9:26
[SPEAKER_03]: They won the fucking game, okay?
9:28
[SPEAKER_03]: They won the goddamn game.
9:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Now there's more, okay, next message.
9:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, hey Sarah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So hi wasn't good enough for this guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't, apparently it written high, it's 640 AM, by the way, it's on TMZ.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 640 AM, he had written high.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now she didn't respond.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So then he follows up with another message.
9:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey Sarah, I wanna buy you a bag from Paris.
9:59
[SPEAKER_03]: What's your favorite brand?
10:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Son of a bitch, dude.
10:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Son of a bitch.
10:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd say it's Birkin probably, just based on her looks, heights, weights, physical attributes, all that other stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My God, my God.
10:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, what do you tapped into here?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So her Instagram was, was private, but her TikTok is public.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what do you think that has to do with over there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why do you privatize?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Instagram over a TikTok.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, I would say Instagram was more for your friends, but TikTok is more about the homies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That can get viral.
10:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
10:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
10:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, what's she posting right there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's spinning a wheel to decide what to do tonight.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't say.
10:53
[SPEAKER_03]: My god, man.
10:55
[SPEAKER_03]: There is, again, guys, I hate to say it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But there are very, very few women like this left on this earth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Notice the first comment on the side here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What does it say?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Sarah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I sent you a DM from TMZ.
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[SPEAKER_03]: From TMZ.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
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[SPEAKER_03]: you've never had pussy like this in your entire life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And you're sending out, hey dude, just shot you with the company logo on it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's official.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Tansy, check your DMs.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, along with the other fucking 300,000 men from all over planet Earth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Sarah, it's me, Tony.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just wondering, I don't know, can I buy you a car or finger fuck my asshole in front of you while you put my other hand in a blender.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Can you do that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Great.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If not no bigs, uh, register your Bible verse and, uh, and God bless.
12:00
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless.
12:01
[SPEAKER_03]: What's she doing now?
12:02
[SPEAKER_03]: What is Sarah Smith doing right now?
12:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this the Texas two step?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Some line in.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank God somebody was videoing this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank God, look at that.
12:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Dancing with the stars on line one, you know?
12:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You can do the basics of a good old fashion Texas two step unbelievable.
12:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, what's she doing now?
12:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, wow, she's doing her hair.
12:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, inner core.
12:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that, inner core, she's doing her hair?
12:43
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
12:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Believe it.
12:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Look how fast she is.
12:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there anything that she's not good at?
12:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, is that a dice and hair dryer?
12:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you can't get that curl without a dice in these days.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My friends.
12:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like she's from Idaho too.
12:59
[SPEAKER_03]: No!
12:59
[SPEAKER_03]: So she's racist too?
13:01
[SPEAKER_03]: I love this.
13:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's where Mark Furman lives, right after the O.J.
13:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Simpson trial.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right after he said the N word, 113 times and reading a script, he moved to Idaho.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Man, blonde hair, blue eyed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Tell her that Hitler wasn't on the right path.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, good luck with that.
13:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Good luck with that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm gonna spare you the playlists.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Kanye's Heil Hitler's in it, all right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure.
13:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Now what's this next video here is his her horseback riding.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's her living her best life in Idaho.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know what's weird about this video, guys?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen a hot girl on a horse before, or who wanted to be in some form of a question tournament or how to have a pony as a kid, or a theme birthday party as a child.
13:53
[SPEAKER_03]: This looks like we're watching Yellowstone right now.
13:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at all of this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we, we were lucky enough to discover all of this Just on a football game guys on a Sunday night football game Unbelievable what she doing now.
14:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, is that her boyfriend?
14:14
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I do Look, is he a Jew?
14:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to say it's because of the nose, but uh, oh, no, they look pretty cozy together
14:26
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not in the friend zone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's all tucked up, feet underneath his thigh there to keep warm.
14:34
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the conversation they're having there?
14:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at the beak on this guy.
14:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he lost her.
14:40
[SPEAKER_03]: He lost her that night, didn't he?
14:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
14:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
14:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you play their fun conversation?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like they're dying of laughter, Luke.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You would be attracted to my Instagram.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I would think I'd be like, this is pretty.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But you would be attracted.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It would be attracted to my identical sister.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Sarah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She looks just like you.
15:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
15:03
[SPEAKER_03]: They all ask her target quest.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
15:06
[SPEAKER_04]: They push.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is why we're living in the world we're living in, guys, right here.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Never met me.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Or go out and cheat on me right now.
15:13
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just kidding.
15:15
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never met you.
15:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is, this guy, you can go ahead and save this video as the last day of their relationship, okay?
15:28
[SPEAKER_03]: This is it.
15:29
[SPEAKER_03]: This is it.
15:30
[SPEAKER_03]: There's going to be somebody like Mario Lopez in the DMs, and she watched, saved by the bell as a kid, every black NFL player, basketball player, baseball player, anybody who's black is definitely going to be in these DMs for a blonde blue eye chick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My wife was known as black kryptonite, I don't know how they went.
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[SPEAKER_03]: fat ass it was it was great it was I had I had married the girl of my dreams that's why I'm able to have conversations like this on the show I've already got the girl of my dreams but I didn't watch her in a football game I watched her in a fucking movie and I'm winning Sundance and all that other stuff going to Netflix and show time and everything else and I knew I was like well I gotta I gotta go ahead and lock this down
16:27
[SPEAKER_03]: those videos are getting young blue.
16:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's say guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, blue eyes up here.
16:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 20 24 new eyes up here, blue.
16:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
16:39
[SPEAKER_03]: You're in the Epstein zone.
16:41
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
16:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Right now we're in southeast Florida.
16:44
[SPEAKER_03]: You just push that down to St. James Island right there.
16:47
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going down there today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And this is definitely the end of the relationship here with this fucking dude, enjoy it, though.
16:57
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, enjoy it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He'll be able to look back at this and be like, hey, remember that hot Ole Miss check who is everywhere?
17:03
[SPEAKER_03]: That's me.
17:04
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be a fake talk video.
17:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Fucking, do you have a stating for that guy right now?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Because he went viral.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He had to have been like, I just lost my super hot girlfriend.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yep, yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And we all know somebody.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All used to work with that was dating somebody like this and I go what was the DM's like like for you And he goes it was every athlete and famous person on the planet and those DMs and you have no and it's all your favorites, too Where it's just like imagine your favorite player Imagine your favorite player just slide into your Girlfriend or wife's DM saying hey, I'm ready to fucking party Oh boy, what's she doing in this video here?
17:44
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not good boys.
17:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
17:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Turn the volume on?
17:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got it.
17:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
17:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me
18:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoa dude, is that so that is a ring on her finger right there?
18:16
[SPEAKER_03]: She engaged to that guy?
18:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Son of a bitch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What is the what's the quote say next to her head right there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Says we'll never get over the thought that he spent all of his heart and money just to get me something that symbolizes that he wants me to spend forever with me.
18:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Well that that rings sweetheart isn't as much as that purse over in Paris.
18:37
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, she's gonna rethink that's that's a big ring actually.
18:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit now that you've zoomed in She's it's Christ.
18:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a fucking eclipse.
18:46
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't stare into that thing for too long.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think she knew he saw her horse Yeah, that horse is dead.
18:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I think the size of that ring confirms that her boyfriend is Jewish.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It Jewish and very rich very rich, but he's got a rich father
19:01
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the fucking Jews, man, isn't it?
19:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It's nuts.
19:04
[SPEAKER_03]: It's absolutely fucking nuts.
19:06
[SPEAKER_03]: It's huge, yeah.
19:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but this has been going on for quite some time, guys.
19:11
[SPEAKER_03]: This isn't just recent.
19:13
[SPEAKER_03]: I know we've all got reacency bias.
19:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Hot girl pops up out of nowhere and you're like, what the fuck, I need to know everything about her life.
19:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Crazy plain lady, who we're friends with now.
19:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany Gomez, same thing.
19:27
[SPEAKER_03]: She's going through this, you know?
19:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I was able to navigate her way out of it and got a good Jillian followers.
19:34
[SPEAKER_03]: All right kids, we got some sponsors to put this show on the air.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot the USA to goes up and Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I love you guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I apologize.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But let's not forget the OG, and that's Pam Anderson.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Pam Anderson was discovered on a scoreboard at a fucking game, dude, out of game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, back in the day, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think those are the real picture of her at the game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is a recreation of it because she got a commercial out of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I believe it was a L'Batz blue, which is Canadian.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Find the picture of her on the scoreboard there, or maybe it was just television.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, dude, that was it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Shipped her out to L.A., she was on Baywatch, like an hour later, unbelievable.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Was it that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: for the shoot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They do a test shoot and you have two guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know what you're thinking.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I just want to see some new chicks for free.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It is a test.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you want to be good at your craft, you've got to put everything into it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Got to do some test shoots before you do the real shoots.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did playboy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did, uh, Baywatch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you're more CC's and those tits jacked up, and then we know who she is today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this ad right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You never know when you're rise to fame like on the screen at a lion's game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There you go, and that's the Canadian scene, by the way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, look at her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: look at her right there and those are you know those are some starter she's got started off with a small sea and uh... you have never was probably the one who was like it's sweet art
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna go a little bigger there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So let's bump that up a couple sizes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, do you think like a big sea or like a small sea?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Talking double-dees, really pushing it to the max, okay?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna stay on the right next to the doctor and juice these things up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't stop until every fucking ounce is inside of you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And there you have it right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Massily famous.
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[SPEAKER_03]: massively fucking famous.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, F.S.U.
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[SPEAKER_03]: F.S.U.
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[SPEAKER_03]: a couple years ago, they cut to those girls in the crowd.
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[SPEAKER_03]: People went, bug fuck, absolutely bug fuck dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody was looking for the F.S.U girls at the game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The problem is Florida State sucks now, so, yes, there's hot girls that go to F.S.U.
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[SPEAKER_03]: still.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Even though the football team sucks, I understand that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: However, you're not going to have the crowd shots in a moment to go viral.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Your team has to be good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What was that last DM that you had up there?
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was kind of scratched out at the top.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see it, Bluek.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Go back one more.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, it was the DM somebody sent her to the left on the top of your screen up there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: These have been lengthy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: People really spill in their life secrets out there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: DB Cooper actually said, hey, I'm alive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in Seattle, Washington.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got two hundred cane cash.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Can we make something happen?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Can we make something work here?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll come out of hiding and say who I am?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll go live on television, I'll go on fucking Oprah, whatever it is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I kind of need you in my life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And to Sarah Smith, I say thank you for helping catch a career criminal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's off the streets.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's off the streets now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, it says, Sarah, Sarah, oh, this is why she privatized her account because she was showing these understory as apparently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She showed messages from people offering to financially spoil her suggesting they start a family.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, perfect, 745 AM.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is the perfect time to send a DM like this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's make a moji babies together.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, they did use an apostrophe as, and I like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I like when you use an emoji, and you're still like, I wanna be grammatically correct here, and throw an apostrophe as on there, even though it should be, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not gonna ding you for that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You gave it your fucking best, okay?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was 7.45 in the morning, early, probably still trying to wipe the sleepys out of your eyes and all that other stuff, and that's nice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's nice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Another admire.
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[SPEAKER_03]: offered to save her from her troubles.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And Sarah's response made it clear that her mind was just on Ole Miss football.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't need help.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't need another horse.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't need another river and Idaho.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The next one here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 846 AM.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Again, perfect time to send these.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hot girls love waking up early in college.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is what I've learned.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Bankrupts me is all that it says bankrupts me and Sarah I think you should take all of his money and everything that he's got there really put him to the test take every single sent he has and call it a fucking life dude unless the guy sitting behind a fucking video game controller chances are he doesn't have a lot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the bag from Paris.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was a fun one there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She even scratched out the name, so you can't find out who these people are.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She's a classy brawler.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's class.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's class.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now it's a Sarah's viral fame expanded after the game and social media accounts.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Campus Cudies, Identifyter.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now I'm on familiar with Campus Cudies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Again, sadly, little too old for that's also happily married.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No reason to be following campus cuties.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Life goes through the phone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay, cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You got to be as pan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, Fox News, campus cuties.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The fuck is campus cuties, dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck is campus cuties?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now, mug shouties.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I follow because of crime.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and I hate hot girls crying and being arrested and all that other stuff obviously and I want to make sure these criminals are off the street like a set earlier here what is camp is cuties look uh... you know it's instagram account it's a twitter account you know what's what's it about uh... physics
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's about math, it's about getting good grades.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's about type fitting clothing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_02]: These girls are all in STEM fields.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Chinese 101, yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Art history 101, probably.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And these are the campus cuties.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, great.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to be honest with you here, TMZ, you're a liar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How many followers do they have?
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[SPEAKER_03]: uh... that one had fifty seven thousand not enough not enough the camera man was enough i remember going to twitter out to this because uh... i'd a lot of money on this game yeah i think uh... the twitter one is more active yeah it she was found every single fucking scroll dude even the college football show today every single fucking scroll now what she do in the next action shot there
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, just taking a little rest.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I read somewhere that in her spare time, she works for Habitat for Humanity.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like she cut down this tree, this palm tree on her own on this beautiful ocean and is building a house for some illegals or pores or homeless or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: she's gonna give it the old college try that is absolutely pun intended right there uh... but you got to do that in a bikini a lot of people don't understand when you're when you're chopping wood like this and building a house there's a lot of sap
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[SPEAKER_03]: you don't want to ruin any clothing whatsoever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It is best to do this in a bikini.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And you're on the sand, you don't need work boots, you know, from brunt workwear or anything like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can kind of just do it barefoot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's enough grip in that sand there where she's going to be able to uh, to cut up some two by force.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you just put a brunt logo on screen?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're not even supposed to be on Patreon, and it's a bonus episode for my life, actually, you know, cheers, cheers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What else is she doing to help help the world out here?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do we know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm, I'm, I'm installing the campus QD's page here and I'm not getting off of it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, that's, you are locked in, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I, I mean, excuse me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: My God, Luke.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look, I'm just looking at him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So many people working for habitat for humanity right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that a girl with a parrots on her hand there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's a hockey player.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought she had a green parrot on her hand.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nope, that's just a green hockey glove.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was unaware that it's women played hockey.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there you go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Arizona nailed it, nailed it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What do I always tell you on this?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've said this for fucking 11 years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Arizona, Arizona State Ole Miss, that's it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Those are the top three.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can put them in whatever order you want there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it'll never, ever, failure.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'd have a friend of mine recently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He just got divorced, the true story.
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[SPEAKER_03]: In his 30s, and he goes, hey, man, I want to come visit you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking to him in a while.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, oh, man, where are you at?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Where are you living?
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[SPEAKER_03]: He goes, Dallas.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's moved to Dallas.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, oh, man, we're not an awesome one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We moved back to Wilmington, unfortunately.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, what's up, man?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just got divorced, man, and trying to figure it out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was married for a long time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It was 10 plus years, 10 plus years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: childhood, sweetheart, it's the whole thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, why?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why Dallas?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just out of curiosity.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know what he does for a living.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's in tech.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he could have been in Silicon Valley or Miami or wherever, you know, Austin also went to and find for tech.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I'm trying to find a wife.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to find another wife, and I go, so you chose Dallas, and he goes, yeah, he goes, man, just looking around online, he goes, I feel like there's a lot of hot girls in Dallas that would be in a religion and maybe not cheating on you, and I was like,
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you really put some thought into this and he did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how long did you spend on this in this city and he goes a month I wanted to be sure of where I was going what I was looking for and everything else and this dude God bless him Then a homey for Shit 15 years probably
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[SPEAKER_03]: He goes, I really want to get married again and I really want to give this my best effort and he goes, I think all the qualities that I'm looking for in a woman or in Dallas.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He goes out at night to restaurants, bars, everything because he doesn't have any friends there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the rest of his friends are married and they can't be his wingman.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he just goes, looking for fucking girls, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he's trying to find a Sarah Smith.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was a damning.
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[SPEAKER_03]: People had fucking 6.45 am, hopefully not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully not.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But at least you can still make it in the world.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Without half in a go to Harvey Weinstein's fucking hotel room to give a back massage that turns into a front massage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
38:29
[SPEAKER_03]: You can just show up at a game somewhere in the SEC or Arizona or Arizona states.
38:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Grab a camera man.
38:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's it.
38:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
38:41
[SPEAKER_03]: and uh... we went to an LSU game and there was an entire sorority that was sitting in front of us a true story i'm gonna tell my wife this um... we were smoking those vape pens the entire time and there was one camera man for me as a pin the game is on uh... it's panorist saturday night very similar to the situation god's on a story we were in like the maybe the fifth row behind the
39:05
[SPEAKER_03]: It was Alabama, LSU, and they just kept this guy which is locked into these sorority girls.
39:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And every time he held that camera and I knew the commercial brakes and all that shit in the stadium, we would all put the weed pipes in our mouth and he couldn't get the shot.
39:20
[SPEAKER_03]: By the end of the night, this guy wanted to fucking end his life.
39:25
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't think these cameramen look exactly like you're picturing in your mind, this is the only thing that they fucking live for.
39:32
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just finding hot girls in the stands.
39:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And who says that if you don't work your dream job, maybe you don't work a day in your life?
39:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Because that guy was happier than shit except for the few dickheads that were behind him just holding up Vapes every single time so we could get on camera smoke and weed, right?
39:51
[SPEAKER_03]: But alas, I digress on this.
39:54
[SPEAKER_03]: But to Sarah Smith, you really did it out there.
39:57
[SPEAKER_03]: To that poor bastard who's with her,
40:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Dreidel, Dreidel, I made it out of clay.
40:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think that's gonna last my friend.
40:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what to do in your situation.
40:09
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, what happens to you?
40:11
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just, you're, your girlfriend's out of game.
40:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you come home and it's like, oh fuck, and all of a sudden, Tom Brady's in your deems.
40:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what you're like, oh shit.
40:23
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck do I do now?
40:25
[SPEAKER_03]: What do I have versus Tom Brady?
40:27
[SPEAKER_03]: The answer's nothing.
40:28
[SPEAKER_03]: The answer's nothing now.
40:29
[SPEAKER_03]: If that guy wanted to throw himself out the second story window, I would understand that.
40:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Lindsay Clancy thing I can't really wrap my mind around, but, but, but to this guy, boy.
40:43
[SPEAKER_03]: He could have said anything that night.
40:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Babe, let's go to the Olive Garden.
40:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got the pass.
40:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I bought the fucking 10,000 pass thing.
40:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to take you for all you can eat and drink and all that other stuff.
40:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And instead, he said, no, babe, you go to the game.
40:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to stay home tonight.
40:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
41:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at her right there.
41:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I just ruined his life.
41:05
[SPEAKER_03]: ruin his life.
41:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Also, how did she know to shave just perfectly right before the game started?
41:10
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a shot where let's face it.
41:13
[SPEAKER_03]: It could have been embarrassing, you know?
41:15
[SPEAKER_03]: She could have raised her arms and stress as TMZ is saying and there could have been hair underneath there and that would have just killed the boner right away.
41:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Camera man.
41:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Booners round America.
41:31
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless this fat guy here from Teen Wolf right in front of her.
41:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember that?
41:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember the guy in the fat guy who should have took the hook shot?
41:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Shoot it fat boy!
41:42
[SPEAKER_03]: He's looking on his phone right now and they're like, hey man, Phil, Phil, you're on TV.
41:49
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right in front of the hot girl.
41:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Your wife is definitely watching, don't fucking turn around.
41:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoever that guy is, just saved Phil's life.
41:58
[SPEAKER_03]: saved his fucking life from the angle that Phil was looking at in that picture he could be holding up a mirror and watching it over over the camera around the phone camera out that's what I do in that situation son of a bitch will never know dude will never fucking know but good on that guy good on that guy you ever seen the uh Jimmy foul and not looking at cheerleaders one uh uh a
42:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that sounds familiar.
42:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's a good one.
42:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a good one.
42:29
[SPEAKER_03]: He's doing his fucking best.
42:31
[SPEAKER_03]: He's fighting a good fight.
42:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's Jimmy Fallon for Christ 6.
42:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And I believe he's just looking at the floor as hard as he can.
42:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's focused on it.
42:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at the look in this poor bastard's eyes right now.
42:43
[SPEAKER_03]: God, he wants to look so fucking bad, but he can't.
42:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And he did the right thing, Phil.
42:48
[SPEAKER_03]: You did the right thing.
42:50
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
42:50
[SPEAKER_03]: We're too old for this shit.
42:53
[SPEAKER_03]: We're too old for college where we're fucking invisible.
42:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, you did the right thing.
42:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody wants to be single at that age or divorced at that age.
43:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Hitting the club is trying to pretend you know what the fuck you're doing on hands or something else, man.
43:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Phil did the right thing there.
43:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Who was the other old guy behind her there?
43:14
[SPEAKER_03]: There was another dude when I was watching this live, uh, to the left.
43:19
[SPEAKER_03]: There he is.
43:20
[SPEAKER_03]: We're studying this like the fucking zabruder film today, guys.
43:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Some might even argue this is the most important footage, since the JFK assassination.
43:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd have back up in that argument.
43:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the guy to the left.
43:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, there he is.
43:38
[SPEAKER_03]: smart look at him got easy even if you go back blue he's mumbling to himself too he's like don't look at the heart girl don't look at the fucking heart girl don't look at the fucking heart girl oh shit just get the camera off me good the fucking camera off me both of these guys legends legends they should be commended for this imagine if he was staring in her tits and that was live on television dude it would never ever hear the end of it never hear the end of it dude
44:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, way to go.
44:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Fill and Bob, whatever his name is, God bless him, dude.
44:18
[SPEAKER_03]: When you can rest both your arms like that, folded just on top of your tummy like that.
44:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a couple of tummy sticks on top of their dude.
44:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't wanna go to the clubs like that.
44:28
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not gonna have a shot.
44:30
[SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna have to pull somebody off the stage and tie land.
44:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Ship them back over to this country.
44:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Try to take all the ping pong balls inside of them out if you can safely.
44:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Without a doctor, chances are donkey's been in there at some points.
44:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Not even sure if it's a real lady at the end of the day.
44:51
[SPEAKER_03]: It could be a little dude that was,
44:55
[SPEAKER_03]: chopped off, and then kind of stuffed inward, like a little pussy there.
45:00
[SPEAKER_03]: But both of these men should be commended to their heroes.
45:04
[SPEAKER_03]: They're absolute fucking heroes.
45:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Where'd it go?
45:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Where'd it go, guys?
45:08
[SPEAKER_03]: But see if you can find that foul and footage.
45:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Blueck?
45:13
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to say it was a New York next game.
45:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Or a Lakers game, it was sheer leaders.
45:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Just type in, Jimmy Fallon next game.
45:22
[SPEAKER_03]: It got around, if somebody's in the chat
45:25
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless you guys.
45:27
[SPEAKER_03]: It'd be great, just not staring at the cheerleaders.
45:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Type in not staring at cheerleaders.
45:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see what comes up.
45:36
[SPEAKER_03]: All of these people should be commended.
45:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to images, blue.
45:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you type in not staring at cheerleaders?
45:44
[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
45:45
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
45:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, now let's see other one.
45:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck, I forget what celebrity this has scrolled down.
45:54
[SPEAKER_03]: God, this guy was just locked in.
45:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Could not fucking do it.
45:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Could not absolutely stare at these cheerleaders.
46:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is gonna take you to their championship, unfortunately.
46:05
[SPEAKER_03]: People forget they sucked for 50 fucking four years before this happens, you know?
46:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, we're just gonna show these championship photos.
46:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Son of a bitch.
46:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Koop knows what I'm talking about.
46:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Koop, you figured this one out?
46:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, sure.
46:19
[SPEAKER_02]: We're on the run.
46:20
[SPEAKER_02]: We're on track.
46:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Should be pulling it up, sin.
46:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
46:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you whisper to him?
46:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Just had a curiosity.
46:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we whispered.
46:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, how things do we tell you?
46:29
[SPEAKER_03]: This, I'm just going to say, where, this is intimate here on Patreon today.
46:32
[SPEAKER_03]: All right?
46:33
[SPEAKER_03]: This is just us, brother.
46:34
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a safe space for you.
46:36
[SPEAKER_03]: What did you tell him to type in?
46:37
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
46:40
[SPEAKER_03]: It is Jimmy Fallon.
46:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking nailed it, dude.
46:42
[SPEAKER_03]: How did this not pop up immediately?
46:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And Lord Michael's.
46:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, Lord Michael's is a staring.
46:47
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't give a fuck.
46:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Earl, tits.
46:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can get harder anything, but, you know, he's just like, Earl, look at those tits.
46:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Jimmy's like, nope, you're not getting me in this fuck.
47:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been on television for 30 plus years.
47:03
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not gonna get me.
47:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And look at this, this girl's got her pussy popped out right in front of his face.
47:09
[SPEAKER_03]: when he's still just locked in, dude.
47:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Locked in.
47:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at the guy behind Lauren Michaels, by the way.
47:17
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a Jewish lawyer.
47:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, no, and he looks pretty stoked.
47:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah.
47:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him.
47:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, he looks familiar, is he?
47:23
[SPEAKER_03]: All in.
47:23
[SPEAKER_03]: That he just looks like every Jewish lawyer.
47:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
47:27
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.
47:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
47:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Is his buddy drinking a fucking beer out of a bottle next to him?
47:33
[SPEAKER_03]: That's unusual.
47:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember they used to have this little plastic butt.
47:37
[SPEAKER_03]: He's in too, look at this fucking dirt bag.
47:39
[SPEAKER_03]: He's all in, he didn't give a shit.
47:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that Asian broad.
47:45
[SPEAKER_03]: She's just like, I don't give a fuck about that.
47:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and that's fat Joe right there.
47:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, right there.
47:51
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you recognize him from just an ear?
47:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you believe that, dude?
47:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you fucking believe how good I am at this?
47:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That ear, by the way, has got two millions where the diamonds in it, look at that fucking thing.
48:04
[SPEAKER_03]: look at that and look at fat Joe he's not only uh... staring at it he's making full fucking eye contact fat Joe dude he's married he's married he had a song once about trying to get thin going back to that uh... that other old man who refused to stare at the old miss check he wrote a song uh... saying
48:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna lose my life.
48:31
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a body of his die from being too fat as well.
48:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, at the end of the song goes, these are my, my, my, why are you gonna take my wife?
48:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I paid for them titties, you heard?
48:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I did hear, I did hear fat Joe, that you paid for them titties.
48:49
[SPEAKER_03]: paid for them titties.
48:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, that diet didn't last very long.
48:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for pulling up this picture here.
48:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
48:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, he probably lost a hunch out of that, you know, which isn't bad.
49:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't bad.
49:02
[SPEAKER_03]: And then after that, he was like, we're good.
49:04
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I still kind of want to eat what I want, why not want and kind of be flirty about it.
49:08
[SPEAKER_03]: But uh, but yeah, he gets that beard painted on and uh, always not wearing a ring.
49:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Do they get divorced?
49:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Did Fat Joe end up losing his life when he got
49:19
[SPEAKER_03]: thinner.
49:20
[SPEAKER_03]: That would be an all-time or dude.
49:22
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what's going on with jelly roll right now.
49:25
[SPEAKER_01]: He has a spouse, a lot of learning now.
49:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, just not wearing ring.
49:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess not, maybe not in that photo.
49:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry though, don't panic.
49:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, thank god.
49:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I was about to have a full evac in my pants too.
49:38
[SPEAKER_03]: All of my shit, all of my piss, all of my urine, sperm, everything.
49:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Full evac.
49:44
[SPEAKER_03]: If they had gotten divorced after
49:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he's got a video podcast on Netflix, so Fat Joe is doing well in this life dude.
49:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Just staring right at the cheerleaders, not caring to it.
49:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Not caring.
50:01
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless it.
50:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That Joe looks like he's in hot water right now.
50:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Is he?
50:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
50:06
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you say?
50:07
[SPEAKER_01]: That joke addressed the criticism he faced for using the N word.
50:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, didn't he not a button podcast and he not is he not as he not all how to say that word?
50:18
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good question.
50:19
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fast.
50:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yo, the tanks and he's not allowed to say the word.
50:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought he was a member of the club.
50:25
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's interesting.
50:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, play him say in the end word.
50:30
[SPEAKER_03]: So that way, it's not me.
50:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I didn't get a chance to scream in my pillow, wherever you are.
50:35
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't say things, you can't represent hip hop, him, him y'all.
50:39
[SPEAKER_06]: But it was all in for like, to say that because you won't come from that.
50:44
[SPEAKER_06]: That you're not allowed to embrace the culture and you had a very strong opinion on your, this is my culture too.
50:51
[SPEAKER_06]: We've also helped build it.
50:54
[SPEAKER_07]: do you feel like what's the question now get it you feel like there was any point where you were wrong and what you represented are you crazy this is a no brainer okay this is a no brainer I grew up in hip hop with a invented hip hop guys I don't know if you could fathom that I'm from the block didn't vent the hip hop melty mail grandma's the flash
51:17
[SPEAKER_07]: The girls who used to babysit me, they invented.
51:20
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me hear you say, oh, that's where I miss the flash.
51:25
[SPEAKER_07]: I grew up with Millie Mount White outside, the window playing basketball, who we did first, what I got to keep explaining this to these niggas.
51:32
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm there from hip hop.
51:34
[SPEAKER_07]: My brother was a great boy.
51:36
[SPEAKER_07]: So back in the days that you said, I have vinyl, my brother used to carry the crates of vinyl for grand master flash.
51:44
[SPEAKER_07]: And when they said all that shit, they kept doing all this weird shit.
51:50
[SPEAKER_07]: It was I think it was Mellie Mell who finally did the interview was like yo Joey from here Like I don't know what you're talking about it.
51:56
[SPEAKER_07]: That was that's it.
51:57
[SPEAKER_07]: Nick is ran to the mountain tops Oh, that's twice.
52:00
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't say after that.
52:01
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to stay.
52:02
[SPEAKER_07]: He didn't say.
52:05
[SPEAKER_07]: I was there.
52:06
[SPEAKER_07]: It's so somebody's like fat Joe was so opinionated And you're gonna start fabricating some shit You think I'm not gonna defend
52:18
[SPEAKER_07]: What I don't experience it, yeah, you know and us in the Bronx and especially We argue you grew up in a way that you had a little couple more Puerto Ricans all the day Yeah, yeah, see his he's Puerto Ricans black.
52:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, that's I just stolen Valor right there Now you can't say that as a Puerto Rican Cannot say that as a Puerto Rican all right, man if I
52:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Here a black person call themselves a honky.
52:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I will go off.
52:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I will fucking lose it.
52:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you're not one.
52:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Cultural appropriation.
52:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That is my culture.
52:54
[SPEAKER_03]: This you were appropriating all of it.
52:56
[SPEAKER_03]: So fuck right off.
52:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I think having a good tax scores, or a good credit scores, cultural appropriation also.
53:02
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm over 750, you know, I know that.
53:07
[SPEAKER_01]: for Christ's 6.
53:09
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think he gets his chains from you?
53:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
53:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Sick, guys.
53:12
[SPEAKER_03]: GLD.com to promo code drinking bros.
53:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's 40% off over there, but that's just my guess.
53:18
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just my guess over there.
53:20
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got some breaking news here that I have to address, unfortunately, we're having a great day with Sarah Smith.
53:27
[SPEAKER_03]: That girl poppin' her pussy out in front of Jimmy Fallon and then, and the old school Pamela Anderson, I can choose to wear makeup, not sure why she's doing.
53:37
[SPEAKER_03]: That whole makeup list thing, that's a complete load of horseshit, burning them.
53:45
[SPEAKER_03]: The death toll has climbed to three.
53:46
[SPEAKER_03]: There are three people dead at Burning Man.
53:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Quick question, are they burned to death?
53:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to know, did they get inside the fire and say, hey, I don't want this to be just sticks anymore.
53:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I want a fucking burn.
54:00
[SPEAKER_01]: The first thing I type, I see when I type in Burning Man is what is the orgy dough?
54:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Orgy dough?
54:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
54:05
[SPEAKER_03]: The orgy dough.
54:06
[SPEAKER_03]: The orgy dough.
54:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I watch the whole doc, just finished it by the way.
54:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Really, if you've not watched the Burning Man doc for parts, Elon Musk brother is on the board now.
54:20
[SPEAKER_03]: He wears a cowboy hat and real life and they've got a bunch of money and everything else.
54:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Real famous DJ Diplo Trek 6 miles on foot to escape Burning Man fucked up as what he says.
54:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, but a third person is died at Burning Man.
54:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Pershing County Sheriff's Office confirmed the third death on the 2026 editions final day.
54:48
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're gonna die though.
54:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't want anybody out there to die, especially at Burning Man, where there's so much fun and excitement and orgy domes and legless people that are fucking hopping around on bicycles and shit like that.
55:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Watch the documentary.
55:04
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great.
55:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Really, really great.
55:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You definitely want to die in the last day.
55:09
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to, you want to go out with a bang.
55:11
[SPEAKER_03]: So to speak there.
55:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Authority said the attendee died while on the way to a hospital in Reno.
55:24
[SPEAKER_03]: If you are gonna die, I would rather do it before I got to Reno.
55:28
[SPEAKER_03]: God, that would be an awful place to die, wouldn't it?
55:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And up like a fucking Johnny Cash song, God damn it, and Reno, gross.
55:38
[SPEAKER_03]: like dying in that little Vegas city right before you get to Vegas you see it up on the horizon you're like oh we in Vegas no no you're at that shitty little Vegas about 40 minutes out you gotta keep driving to Vegas here uh the second one was at Burning Man was was found
55:56
[SPEAKER_03]: having too much fun, you can fuck to death at the orgy dome.
55:59
[SPEAKER_03]: What happened there?
56:00
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the cause of death there, Coup for the second.
56:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And is that an actual photo there?
56:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean that.
56:07
[SPEAKER_01]: They just choose random.
56:08
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, this is the village people, right?
56:11
[SPEAKER_01]: The class of death is not revealed.
56:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, how old did it say it was?
56:16
[SPEAKER_02]: School that I've got for the last school about 60.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 60, 60, 60, you're running now.
56:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You heard that a lot of older people go to Burning Man.
56:24
[SPEAKER_03]: So there, that has been the biggest complaint this year.
56:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that there's too many olds.
56:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Ruben is in the chat.
56:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Too many leathery puns going to Burning Man.
56:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And we don't need it, not for the Orgy Dome, OK?
56:41
[SPEAKER_03]: There should be an age.
56:42
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got height restrictions for rides and shit like that for kids.
56:46
[SPEAKER_03]: There should be an age restriction to get inside the orgy dome.
56:50
[SPEAKER_03]: But all of these olds are going out there and hopes that they can just pull their dicks out and have sex with a bunch of fucking hot young women.
56:59
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not happening.
57:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
57:01
[SPEAKER_03]: They choose who they want to have sex with and you're standing outside the fire on this one.
57:06
[SPEAKER_01]: They could, they could split it up by hotness, they could start.
57:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Bottom Steve Buschemi.
57:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
57:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Hop Ole Miss.
57:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
57:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
57:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I want to read the name of the first attendee that died.
57:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And that is Samson to Shambay, T-S-H-O-M-B-E, Samson to Shambay.
57:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Say their fucking name.
57:33
[SPEAKER_03]: It's pronounced dead of the festival on the third.
57:35
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, sudden illness, it says.
57:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a sudden brief illness to Shambay is dead.
57:41
[SPEAKER_03]: He was treated with life-saving measures before being transported to the festival's emergency care center, where he was pronounced dead.
57:51
[SPEAKER_03]: My God, dude.
57:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Dispatch was notified Saturday about the second death is the second guy here We're saying all their fucking names today.
57:59
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
58:00
[SPEAKER_03]: We will remember these people to 9-11 is on Friday different day To remember those who have fallen We're doing burning man today three people.
58:11
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Craig man two ends in man on that one the second end is silence All right, I'm just gonna go ahead and say that out loud right now
58:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't pronounce that second name.
58:22
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not Craig.
58:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Men in, it's man.
58:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, he was found dead in his trailer, okay?
58:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Medical Examiner's office is conducting odd top seas for to Shambha and man right now.
58:37
[SPEAKER_03]: It's unclear if they'll do the same for the third person who died, but it seems likely to him, he says.
58:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, what if they just gave up on the third one?
58:49
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like, nah, we're good dude.
58:51
[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's Axisian fence.
58:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
58:54
[SPEAKER_03]: I like we're good.
58:56
[SPEAKER_03]: We're good.
58:57
[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's fucking blue chew and acid.
59:00
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
59:01
[SPEAKER_03]: It had a fucking horrific 72 hour trip slash boner and and just decided to fucking kill over there.
59:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this a picture of this man?
59:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure is is it really it is no fucking way the fuck is this guy doing it burning What are you doing bro?
59:18
[SPEAKER_03]: What's he doing out of the house?
59:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know he looks like he is all sterling and he looks like he's uh
59:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe a guide or something.
59:26
[SPEAKER_03]: And why is his wife dressed like she's going to fucking ask been for new years?
59:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you're in the middle of the fucking desert guys.
59:34
[SPEAKER_02]: It's 118 degrees.
59:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I swear.
59:36
[SPEAKER_02]: What are these guys doing?
59:38
[SPEAKER_02]: If we look this up and find out that he's from Tasmania, that's going to be one more prediction that was just barely all.
59:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I will fucking do something right in the right in the pussy.
59:49
[SPEAKER_03]: If you find out that guy's from Australia,
59:55
[SPEAKER_03]: That sounds like an Australian name.
59:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm kidding.
59:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I just made that up.
59:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I know nothing about their culture whatsoever.
1:00:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I know spiders and kangaroos.
1:00:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a spider's kangaroos.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Fosters and being a criminal is all Australian culture.
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all that it is.
1:00:10
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:00:11
[SPEAKER_03]: No guns.
1:00:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Persian County Sheriff Jerry Allen noticed the festival usually averages one death per year making the death toll in 2026 highly unusual that's what they're saying out of the county sheriff's office here look guys it's hard out there all right it's a hard year to burn it's expensive is what I learned from that documentary
1:00:35
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got to rent a camper and build shit with steel and metal.
1:00:40
[SPEAKER_03]: You have had to go into the dry institute at some point to learn welding.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_03]: to make an iron horse for you and your loved ones to kind of ride in on or get towed behind a camper of some sort on.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, it's not easy, guys.
1:00:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not fucking easy and deaths happen.
1:01:01
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, people die.
1:01:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what happens.
1:01:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And we lost this beautiful soul.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Zooming, is that his wife there?
1:01:09
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not actually him, but it is two old people.
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you sure?
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you sure?
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not.
1:01:18
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
1:01:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this for olds now, dude?
1:01:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this for fucking olds?
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think it's official Burning Man's gay.
1:01:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's always been gay, gay, but now it's lame.
1:01:27
[SPEAKER_03]: It's one of those things where you can suck a dick or get your dick sucked by a man.
1:01:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know if it's considered gay because of the amount of sand in there.
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_03]: If you can't see who's sucking your dick.
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that it's necessarily gay there.
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Those crosses, they put up for the dead people in the background.
1:01:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I see three crosses, I think.
1:01:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I think those are torches.
1:01:51
[SPEAKER_03]: at that coupon, I heard a man.
1:01:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, burning man makes sense, doesn't it?
1:01:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, to take you back to the 1900s, but it's okay.
1:02:00
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, they could be used to do that in Mississippi.
1:02:03
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll hold fucking movie on it.
1:02:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And what's all this mud?
1:02:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Why is he covered in mud right there?
1:02:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
1:02:09
[SPEAKER_01]: So there was rain.
1:02:11
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like, um, it hasn't been happening every year.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it seems like it does.
1:02:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, whoa.
1:02:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, you got caught on that girl dude, just sliding in mud.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go, that's what it's looking like right now.
1:02:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:02:28
[SPEAKER_02]: That's Burning Man, guys.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_03]: No where to go.
1:02:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that, they've just got their heads buried into a wall.
1:02:33
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all seeking shelter in the Orgy Dome.
1:02:35
[SPEAKER_02]: It's even more dangerous in there.
1:02:36
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been more liquid flying around.
1:02:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think they want fucking mud inside their pussies?
1:02:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Get out of the Orgy Dome, dude.
1:02:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, wipe off.
1:02:44
[SPEAKER_03]: outside.
1:02:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't ruin it for everyone just because you're out in the rain for all a thing.
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_03]: You're fucks unbelievable dude.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_03]: The koof of people is just fucking frightening these days.
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody has any manners.
1:03:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Imagine one of these women sneaks in.
1:03:04
[SPEAKER_03]: There's fucking just two inches of mud.
1:03:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Stuffed in their pussy because they were outside rolling around.
1:03:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Some guys got a fucking deal with that and his dick hole.
1:03:14
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not gonna be fun.
1:03:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Parasites, bacteria, Jesus Christ, respect the orgy dome.
1:03:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you know that mud's got to be at least what 20% human waste is easily.
1:03:27
[SPEAKER_03]: If not more.
1:03:29
[SPEAKER_03]: If I'm, look at that, is that a dildo just laying there or a flashlight?
1:03:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Scroll back, maybe 10 there at this point right now.
1:03:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's a can.
1:03:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you sure?
1:03:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I see where you're coming from.
1:03:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right outside the org you don't?
1:03:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:03:41
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what you should take in there.
1:03:43
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're in your 60s and you're looking at all these, you know, hot, younger people and all that other shit, you know chances are you're not getting a girl like this.
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_03]: You can pop this up on screen blue.
1:03:53
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw you staring at it, you're good.
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you your moment, your time to shine here.
1:03:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Today, look at that.
1:04:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:04:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the point where you just pull out the flashlight and stand in the back.
1:04:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody's going to say anything, they're not going to fucking judge you there.
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to slide that on your cock and finish it and then get outside of there.
1:04:14
[SPEAKER_03]: These girls are way outside that league.
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, there's a lot of mud though.
1:04:20
[SPEAKER_03]: All roads in and out are closed.
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_03]: All burns have been postponed, but the spirits are still high.
1:04:27
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't say,
1:04:33
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just thing to me as this never enters my mind to go to fucking burning man at once in my life.
1:04:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Not once, not one single time when I was like, yep, I'll do it.
1:04:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you've gotta be old and divorced now to give this a go.
1:04:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember Chris Rock was there a couple years ago.
1:04:48
[SPEAKER_03]: He was actually in the documentary.
1:04:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he was there with that.
1:04:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember that.
1:04:52
[SPEAKER_03]: He got fucking stuck and he was like, wait a minute.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Chris Rock.
1:04:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I can just take this scarf off my face and just track down a car and get the fuck out of here real quick and that's that's what he did And he's in the documentary by the way and the back of this pickup truck getting the fuck out of there Just kind of waving at people and shit Which is what you should do.
1:05:12
[SPEAKER_03]: So is this this year's current burn right here?
1:05:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe so beautiful Beautiful God that looks miserable.
1:05:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm absolutely fucking miserable.
1:05:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I can only imagine the smell
1:05:26
[SPEAKER_02]: It's coming to the screen.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess it's in me right now.
1:05:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm wearing that smell right now.
1:05:33
[SPEAKER_01]: See, the reason that they're all that this guy is wearing a mask is because it's not because of the dust, but it's a smell.
1:05:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
1:05:40
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the stink of it all.
1:05:42
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the utter fucking stink of it all.
1:05:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And then the goggles man, like how much sand is there in the air?
1:05:48
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just wearing goggles the whole time.
1:05:49
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like crazy man.
1:05:52
[SPEAKER_01]: There's some crazy videos of the dust storms going on.
1:05:57
[SPEAKER_03]: And then last but not least, we got some more breaking news here, guys.
1:06:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, front of the show, not really.
1:06:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Aunt Becky, Aunt Becky from Full House.
1:06:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Is she back in prison?
1:06:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, no, she's got divorced.
1:06:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
1:06:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Does anybody out there wants to slide in the Aunt Becky's DMs?
1:06:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Now is your chance.
1:06:22
[SPEAKER_03]: She still looks great.
1:06:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm going to be honest with you guys.
1:06:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to lay out the case for Aunt Becky.
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't mind, okay?
1:06:31
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're out there and you're looking for somebody who is loyal to the fucking end.
1:06:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there a woman better than Aunt Becky who's going to lie on a college application and pay money to say that my daughter
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_03]: is on a road team, and she's an expert at rowing, and she needs a rowing scholarship to get into USC.
1:06:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope, that's what I went out of my wife.
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly what I went out of my wife.
1:07:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
1:07:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Lied of that, get your kids into the best schools in America.
1:07:04
[SPEAKER_03]: That his her daughter is too, obviously.
1:07:11
[SPEAKER_03]: He's taking his penis and her vagina at some point shooting that thing out.
1:07:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah.
1:07:16
[SPEAKER_01]: There they are right there.
1:07:17
[SPEAKER_01]: How are you gonna do better than Aunt Becky, bro?
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_01]: He looks like he has bouncy balls implanted into his cheese.
1:07:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure does.
1:07:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure does.
1:07:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought you were making a comment on it on a specific quote.
1:07:27
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
1:07:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I knew what he was talking about with those cheeks there.
1:07:29
[SPEAKER_03]: But, uh, any woman who's willing to go that far dude for her daughter, Vin Diesel said it best and, uh, the fast and furious franchise is family.
1:07:43
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're willing to go to these links, to get your kid in a USC, which is in Compton for Cry 6, but it's a good school, looks nice on the resume, by saying she's a great roger.
1:07:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I've been to Compton before, I've been to USC before.
1:08:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a couple times because I made a wrong turn once and I almost got killed, but I didn't see a lot of rivers there.
1:08:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Or lakes.
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_03]: or anything that I'm used to.
1:08:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know where they wrote.
1:08:15
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the whole thing.
1:08:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Where do you wrote USC?
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Where is that in Compton?
1:08:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Do they do any rowing in the LA River?
1:08:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is that just for dumping trash?
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's just for dumping trash and kind of doing some high-speed car chases, chips, popular television show used to film down there all the time.
1:08:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Motorcycle would hop up over the ledge, they would have fun chases down there.
1:08:36
[SPEAKER_03]: So they do row.
1:08:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:08:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Where is that?
1:08:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Are they champions so they win the end the shut the fuck up while they were selected to compete in the NCAA championship?
1:08:46
[SPEAKER_01]: So what that means that we're good enough, Blue.
1:08:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm for sure.
1:08:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow If your wife is willing to lie to get you onto a national championship contender for rowing and the girls never Poked up a fucking boat or inner life That's a wife guys.
1:09:03
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a wife
1:09:05
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the cause of the divorce here?
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_03]: God, this is also sudden.
1:09:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Do we have anything from my heart today?
1:09:14
[SPEAKER_03]: I might need some chess compressions at the end of this.
1:09:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going through it right now.
1:09:19
[SPEAKER_03]: This has been an emotional day.
1:09:20
[SPEAKER_03]: It really has three man burned a death at burning man.
1:09:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if they burned.
1:09:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_01]: But all we have is growth.
1:09:28
[SPEAKER_01]: That engaged.
1:09:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's it.
1:09:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, miss growing gage, I thought it was gonna be fun.
1:09:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Turns out Lindsey Clancy's story was funnier.
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And all this, this is a goddamn train wreck here.
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And Becky's getting divorced.
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So she's pulling the plug.
1:09:47
[SPEAKER_03]: She files for divorce after nearly three decades together.
1:09:50
[SPEAKER_03]: She filed the paperwork, says they've been separated for months, listed the official date as,
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_03]: August 31, first 2025 here, and, uh, damn it, man.
1:10:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Dammit.
1:10:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen her Instagram, by the way, for Lori Loughlin?
1:10:12
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:10:13
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:10:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Why does she do a longer crazy shit on there?
1:10:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop on over there.
1:10:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, she's the woman of many talents.
1:10:19
[SPEAKER_03]: She's playing the piano, um, and one of her Instagram posts here.
1:10:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder what kind of followers Aunt Becky has.
1:10:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's face it, she looks identical.
1:10:30
[SPEAKER_03]: She hasn't changed.
1:10:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Aunt Becky hasn't changed here, there it is.
1:10:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Is she playing fucking moonlight synod on this?
1:10:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was her playing the wildest whole time.
1:10:39
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to actually...
1:10:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at all the fun she's having.
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_00]: The negative.
1:10:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Then actually owe it to yourself to all the steamer.
1:10:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Why is Stamos in every other video here?
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_00]: I know I'm scared that it's not going to hurt.
1:10:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that might be the real cause of the divorce.
1:10:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Might be, he likes him younger.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_03]: He's married.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a Disney guy.
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know that?
1:11:01
[SPEAKER_03]: What is a Disney adult?
1:11:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:11:03
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a fucking Disney adult.
1:11:06
[SPEAKER_03]: He has part of the real sign above his bed.
1:11:09
[SPEAKER_03]: So when he's in mesh or doggy, you know, still, he can look up at the sign.
1:11:14
[SPEAKER_03]: So you can see that.
1:11:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Walt, there's a whole time.
1:11:19
[SPEAKER_03]: His memorabilia is insane.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Type in John Stamos, Disney adult memorabilia, it's gonna fucking blow your mind, dude.
1:11:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I watched a goddamn full house tour.
1:11:32
[SPEAKER_02]: No pun intended on accident there.
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, I'm going to say you set that up for me.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_03]: We really fucking gone full circle on this episode here.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_03]: But yet dude, he's a Disney world like every week or Disney land, excuse me, on every free moment.
1:11:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's got the D right there.
1:11:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course he's got the D. That is ridiculous.
1:11:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, of course he's got the D. I'm not kidding, dude.
1:11:56
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's got Disney in the middle of his pool.
1:11:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his fucking pool right there.
1:12:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Think, or is that the sign?
1:12:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it out by the guest house?
1:12:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's out by the guest house.
1:12:06
[SPEAKER_02]: No way!
1:12:07
[SPEAKER_02]: That thing's dry.
1:12:08
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the size of the fucking guest house.
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoa!
1:12:12
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the original D from the Disney land all the way back when it started.
1:12:15
[SPEAKER_03]: There's not nuts.
1:12:17
[SPEAKER_03]: What are they?
1:12:18
[SPEAKER_03]: What are they?
1:12:18
[SPEAKER_03]: What are they?
1:12:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Type in the other weird shit that he has, man.
1:12:20
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a bunch of it.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes to the auctions and all of it, man.
1:12:26
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that's a special girl you got to marry who's into that shit and your Disney lifestyle.
1:12:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I am blown away that he's I've never seen a straight adult male Disney.
1:12:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's got a dumbbell ride in his house.
1:12:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding.
1:12:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's got one of the dumbbell rides.
1:12:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Are we sure he's straight?
1:12:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that he is, I've never, I've worked a party at their house once, a long, like when I first moved LA, but he was married to Rebecca Romaine at that point, and they fucking raged.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I heard I parted a little too hard, but after hours, but he's not gay, he's not gay.
1:13:03
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's in his fucking house, right?
1:13:04
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Dumbo.
1:13:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:13:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, is that Joey on Dumbo?
1:13:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, it is.
1:13:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh.
1:13:14
[SPEAKER_03]: She's doing the Bullwinkle impression dude inside the house.
1:13:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's the whole, that's half the way.
1:13:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's a, yeah, that is.
1:13:20
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a, that's a camera camera.
1:13:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Cameron, Candace Cameron.
1:13:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I didn't even recognize the old.
1:13:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Candace, be afraid now.
1:13:27
[SPEAKER_03]: She's married.
1:13:28
[SPEAKER_03]: She'll always be Cameron to me.
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
1:13:30
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree, but look at that.
1:13:32
[SPEAKER_03]: In his fucking house, dude.
1:13:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's one of the original rides of Tumbo, dude.
1:13:40
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a level that you can't get to unless you're fucking John Stamos.
1:13:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there's the Olson twins.
1:13:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was referring to earlier.
1:13:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even recognize him.
1:13:49
[SPEAKER_03]: She's wearing those, uh, Dumber classes, though.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't recognize her.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought she was a little serial killer.
1:13:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, is she?
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's supposed to be an old picture.
1:13:57
[SPEAKER_03]: It is, yeah.
1:13:59
[SPEAKER_03]: You know who's the only one who's still rocking the Dumber's is, uh, Jay Anis, Jennifer Aniston.
1:14:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I like it.
1:14:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I know she's wearing them.
1:14:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't like it.
1:14:06
[SPEAKER_03]: It's too dudeish to me.
1:14:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, there's one more person rocking the Dumber's.
1:14:11
[SPEAKER_03]: No, look, I expect you to murder people.
1:14:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's I don't expect that out of?
1:14:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Jay Anis.
1:14:20
[SPEAKER_03]: For Christ's sake, but yeah, there are Disney adults, too.
1:14:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it have a list of his memorabilia?
1:14:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Besides that, D. I love that he just took the D by the way.
1:14:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that is pretty good.
1:14:30
[SPEAKER_03]: You know that he did that for himself.
1:14:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Or he's just like, let's give him the fucking D. See John Stamos' Disney life.
1:14:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy.
1:14:41
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
1:14:42
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
1:14:44
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like we might have a defunct website.
1:14:46
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's trying to send you to a video of it.
1:14:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I watched, so I watched that video live.
1:14:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I was hoping there was a list so we could go through the years of the shit.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Because that Dumbo ride is old.
1:14:56
[SPEAKER_03]: That D is super fucking old dude.
1:14:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I've never seen that as a kid in the 80s.
1:15:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they upgraded the sign and then kind of parcel it off there.
1:15:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:15:11
[SPEAKER_03]: on, believe it.
1:15:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was hoping there'd be like an AI list of all the objects he owns.
1:15:16
[SPEAKER_02]: So I've got a partial list.
1:15:18
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got the Disney marquee letter.
1:15:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
1:15:20
[SPEAKER_02]: I like what we were talking about.
1:15:21
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got the D. He's got Walt Disney's phone.
1:15:25
[SPEAKER_02]: He owns a personal candlestick telephone used by Walt Disney inside his firehouse apartment at Disneyland.
1:15:30
[SPEAKER_03]: a candlestick phone like from the Disney movies uh that's what it sounds like and it was the one that was in Walt Disney's private apartment wow it'd be great if he had his head in the freezer that's that's gotta be the fucking best that's probably as a Disney adult that's probably the ultimate of like hey the pinnacle for sure can I buy the head am I rich enough to buy Walt Disney's fucking frozen head
1:15:55
[SPEAKER_03]: and I'll keep it at whatever degree I'm supposed to and I'll guard this thing with my life.
1:15:59
[SPEAKER_03]: What else do we have here?
1:16:00
[SPEAKER_02]: So he's also got, uh, let's see his collection features, Dumbo from the ride, an original autopio car, a seven dwarves mine cart, devil figure from Mr. Toads Wild Ride,
1:16:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and I'm wow.
1:16:14
[SPEAKER_02]: He does have a head, but it's an animal trying to head from Pirates of the Caribbean.
1:16:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, one of the pirates?
1:16:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, one of the one of the pirate heads.
1:16:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, that's creepy.
1:16:23
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's all from this particular list, but it says he does have a member of Bilias.
1:16:27
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a lot.
1:16:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, yeah, because that's already a lot.
1:16:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I better, in fact, I don't, I don't even know any more than that.
1:16:33
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of creeping me out here at this point.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at that.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_03]: There's the phone.
1:16:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Son of a bitch.
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if he uses it.
1:16:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if he's like, hey, call me on the Disney phone.
1:16:44
[SPEAKER_02]: I've always wanted to try one of those phones.
1:16:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Whenever you're driving up into the hills like that, I live in the house for a long time.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I say?
1:16:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, can I call you back when they get to my house on a landline, I'll call you back.
1:16:53
[SPEAKER_03]: It's reception sucks.
1:16:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if he was like, hey, I'm going up in the house.
1:16:58
[SPEAKER_03]: He was probably a lot higher than me.
1:17:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Up in the hills, obviously, but I wonder if he's like, hey, can you call me in the Disney phone?
1:17:05
[SPEAKER_03]: He's just like 15 dude, I'll be right there.
1:17:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Walt's candlestick, fucking foundo, just give me 15.
1:17:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I get fucking tired, I get team mobile.
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_03]: What else does he have?
1:17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw that Beast Boys Room too.
1:17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody forgets, he was the drummer for the Beast Boys after the drummer died.
1:17:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know that?
1:17:24
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't remember.
1:17:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I should have known that.
1:17:27
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck?
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_03]: So every year for Fourth of July, the Braves had a firework show in the outfield, and the Beast Boys would play in center field, and I caught as a child.
1:17:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I caught John Stamos, dude, playing the drums for the Beast Boys, man, or to fucking Braves game as a child.
1:17:47
[SPEAKER_02]: And not still.
1:17:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, apparently he's been he's been touring occasionally touring with the group live ever since the 80s.
1:17:52
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember ever hearing about that.
1:17:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He's an excellent drummer dude an excellent drummer.
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_03]: But he's also a Disney adult too.
1:18:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Did they give him a gold album?
1:18:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well he should.
1:18:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yep.
1:18:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:18:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't fucking with you.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you went to fucking blow your dick off right now.
1:18:15
[SPEAKER_03]: He was on cocoa.
1:18:17
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a fucking coke-a-modude.
1:18:19
[SPEAKER_02]: You played drums on?
1:18:20
[SPEAKER_02]: He's in the music video.
1:18:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know if you drummed on the track also?
1:18:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this, I'm curious, both.
1:18:25
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll end on that today.
1:18:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be a walk off moment if they list it him as the official drummer inside the studio.
1:18:32
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:18:33
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all done.
1:18:34
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all fucking done.
1:18:36
[SPEAKER_03]: John Stamos rules our lives, and we're all fucking losers.
1:18:39
[SPEAKER_01]: At the end of the day.
1:18:40
[SPEAKER_01]: They must join the band in the video because of his longstanding friendship and frequent guest appearances with them on stage.
1:18:46
[SPEAKER_02]: But he didn't play on the track and he's also playing steel drums in the video not the regular drums.
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, there was steel drums in the song.
1:18:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, they were going to co-como.
1:18:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Way down in co-como.
1:18:59
[SPEAKER_01]: He met the band in the 1980s while starring in General Hospital after running backstage to escape fans, leading Mike Love to invite him on stage playing Barbara Ann.
1:19:09
[SPEAKER_01]: No way.
1:19:10
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I had to do a bit of fucking wild night right there.
1:19:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ, can you imagine the cocaine in the steel drums?
1:19:19
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Steel drums, steel drums is hard to pull off for a white guy.
1:19:25
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, you don't see many of them on cruises and shit like that.
1:19:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was like a illegal.
1:19:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Scroll through the video, was Cocomo and Cocktail with Tom Cruise?
1:19:36
[SPEAKER_03]: It is Tom Cruise.
1:19:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that, who's playing the Steel drums?
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, it's Cocomo the song and fucking, was that the theme song for Cocktail?
1:19:47
[SPEAKER_03]: There he is, they're Stemo's brother.
1:19:50
[SPEAKER_03]: He's wearing a pink tank top, a bright pink tank top from the 80s.
1:19:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that dude.
1:19:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That's son of a bitch.
1:19:59
[SPEAKER_03]: He looks better today than he did there.
1:20:02
[SPEAKER_03]: How is that possible?
1:20:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he definitely looks manly or today than he does here.
1:20:06
[SPEAKER_03]: God, damn it dude.
1:20:07
[SPEAKER_03]: That motherfucker's cracking open infant skulls at night, dude.
1:20:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Just pop in the top.
1:20:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a can of pringles.
1:20:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you pop, you can't stop, dude.
1:20:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Stamos.
1:20:20
[SPEAKER_03]: You son of a bitch.
1:20:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a Jesus chain on?
1:20:24
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
1:20:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Zoom in.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:20:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:20:32
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
1:20:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, who's that a Disney thing, man?
1:20:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that kind of looks like a little Cinderella?
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha.
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_02]: It's either a G.A.
1:20:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember Jesus having that shape at the bottom due to our on the sides like that, you know?
1:20:49
[SPEAKER_03]: TBD on this one, TBD, all right?
1:20:53
[SPEAKER_03]: But either way.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's just say he does love Jesus.
1:20:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And Tinker Bell.
1:21:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it's a nice mash-up there that he's got kind of on the necklace to commemorate both.
1:21:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, I'm out.
1:21:08
[SPEAKER_03]: What old wife, dude?
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_02]: I, uh, personally, if, if I found out that Disney was selling, uh, crosses with Tinkerbell on him in place of Jesus, I'd buy one instantly.
1:21:18
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:21:19
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what he said when I walked down was a bartender at this fucking party, right, at his house.
1:21:24
[SPEAKER_03]: We just sound like NDA's and all this other shit.
1:21:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Super cool guy.
1:21:28
[SPEAKER_03]: There's zero both of them.
1:21:30
[SPEAKER_03]: We're fucking rad.
1:21:31
[SPEAKER_03]: But he goes, hey dude, so there's gonna be like a red bull truck that shows up You don't have to carry any of that stuff.
1:21:39
[SPEAKER_03]: They're just kind of sponsored in the party So they're just kind of put it everywhere.
1:21:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I cool.
1:21:42
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a red bull on shit.
1:21:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you fucking serious, man?
1:21:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I was, yeah.
1:21:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, that's great, and he goes, isn't it?
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, even he was impressed by it.
1:21:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, fuck you, man.
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
1:21:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go, dude.
1:21:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Play to go.
1:21:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I never really heard of a party having sponsors before.
1:22:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that used to be a thing, man.
1:22:03
[SPEAKER_02]: So shit.
1:22:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't tell the story.
1:22:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fuck it, who cares?
1:22:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Who cares, dude?
1:22:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Is the only game is watching a patreon.
1:22:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it a candid story?
1:22:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Do we go to the candid camera?
1:22:14
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, look, this is for you, YouTuber.
1:22:17
[SPEAKER_03]: David.
1:22:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, there's a big, he was a big YouTuber, dude.
1:22:24
[SPEAKER_03]: David den off.
1:22:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you or not?
1:22:28
[SPEAKER_03]: What's it, what was his niche?
1:22:30
[SPEAKER_03]: It just type in David YouTuber, and it'll be the biggest one there.
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_03]: and see what it says.
1:22:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you if it's correct.
1:22:37
[SPEAKER_03]: They have a dobrook?
1:22:38
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:22:39
[SPEAKER_03]: God dammit, dude.
1:22:40
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:22:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So we took like three or four calls with our people.
1:22:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And apparently he was me two or canceled for something or whatever it is.
1:22:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And they called like a month in advance.
1:22:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, hey, dude, he's coming back.
1:22:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's gonna have a fucking huge YouTube party video.
1:22:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's gonna be dope.
1:22:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That he's making his return to YouTube and all this other shit.
1:23:01
[SPEAKER_03]: we're looking for a sponsor for it and uh... and they go hey this party of sell to some chicken had it and recommended blah blah blah and so uh... i don't go yet what it all sent over samples like how many do you want like cases whatever i don't get it i'm shooting put in the fucking video and uh... and they're like well well well that's not how this works you know spots are in it you're gonna you're gonna pay some money for this
1:23:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, what?
1:23:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, yeah, I mean, there's gonna be photos, videos, all this other shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, how much do we talk in here, 150,000?
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, for you to give them product for free.
1:23:39
[SPEAKER_03]: For David Dobrik's new video after he had gotten canceled.
1:23:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, I, and look, was it worth it?
1:23:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, how many views of the video get?
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, that's the first one you're talking about.
1:23:54
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a party video, it was first one back, this is maybe a year and a half ago.
1:24:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, I'm not cheating on David Dobrik.
1:24:02
[SPEAKER_03]: If you've got reps that are calling around, people to get sponsors and shit.
1:24:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's rich, it's fucked.
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so you're good, man.
1:24:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's see.
1:24:10
[SPEAKER_01]: First one back would be...
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_02]: This video in the middle looks interesting.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, let's take a good one.
1:24:16
[SPEAKER_01]: A party video?
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_01]: A 12 million was that one, was the first one back?
1:24:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you fucking kidding me?
1:24:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:24:23
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, that's worth it.
1:24:27
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where I don't have a lot of use.
1:24:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have it.
1:24:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have it and thank God, dude.
1:24:31
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you want to say is right now?
1:24:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Why he got canceled.
1:24:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to see why he got canceled?
1:24:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what was it?
1:24:37
[SPEAKER_03]: What was it?
1:24:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I remember the public is saying, hey, is it because of who he is?
1:24:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, oh, this was actually pretty pretty.
1:24:45
[SPEAKER_03]: See, what's in the show?
1:24:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't give a fuck about anybody.
1:24:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, what if they're saying, what was it?
1:24:50
[SPEAKER_01]: This is why.
1:24:50
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got so David Dougherick is the one driving.
1:24:53
[SPEAKER_01]: This crane?
1:24:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:24:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:24:55
[SPEAKER_01]: A digger.
1:24:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, whoopsies, this guy died.
1:25:01
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but it was close.
1:25:02
[SPEAKER_02]: No, fuck, I'm almost ripped this foot off.
1:25:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ, dude.
1:25:08
[SPEAKER_03]: A digger.
1:25:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe it's called an excavator.
1:25:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:25:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And obviously with his white as you are, Luke, you probably call it digger.
1:25:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Digger, sorry.
1:25:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Digger, sorry.
1:25:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
1:25:18
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right, you're right.
1:25:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Fat Joe, almost made the same mistake, but he didn't, you know.
1:25:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Almost made the same mistake, but yeah, so it's the kind of got 12 million views, man.
1:25:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay All right, that's the guy who oh, is he blind?
1:25:31
[SPEAKER_01]: No, he got us just seeing back up side of back eventually.
1:25:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he did.
1:25:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's fucking blind Look at it.
1:25:37
[SPEAKER_03]: He can't see anything dude Wow All right, is it worth it going blind for a YouTube video?
1:25:45
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the conversations I have with my kids, man.
1:25:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, before you do any of this shit, just ask yourself, is it worth jumping off a roof with a bed sheet tied around you for YouTube?
1:25:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Just ask yourself that and you'll be paralyzed in a wheelchair.
1:26:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it worth rolling around the rest of your life for a YouTube video?
1:26:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And I say that shit all the time, man.
1:26:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, if it gets 12 million views, the answer is yes.
1:26:09
[SPEAKER_02]: See, that's what I was thinking the whole time you were saying.
1:26:12
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, 12 million views.
1:26:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and that guy is probably rich.
1:26:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, if he lost his eyesight, if he's fucking Stevie wondering it.
1:26:19
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what he looks like now.
1:26:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:26:21
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, his eye is still a little... Is it a glass?
1:26:24
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a glass sighting.
1:26:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he can see it.
1:26:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you sure?
1:26:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
1:26:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
1:26:29
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's still kind of fucked up.
1:26:31
[SPEAKER_01]: It's wonky.
1:26:32
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little wonky.
1:26:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude.
1:26:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You ever met anybody with a glass eye?
1:26:35
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't.
1:26:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it'll freak you out.
1:26:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I worked with a guy named Doug Bassolo who was former LAPD that had a glass eye.
1:26:43
[SPEAKER_02]: He had his eyes smashed out of his head by a gang member with a baseball bat.
1:26:47
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't say.
1:26:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and he went on to arrest the guy before he went to the hospital.
1:26:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you!
1:26:51
[SPEAKER_02]: That's dope.
1:26:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, actually Joel and I both worked with him.
1:26:54
[SPEAKER_02]: We were both working as security guards and the way that he introduced himself to both of us is, you know, we're security guards.
1:26:59
[SPEAKER_02]: We all have like a keychain that we carry around.
1:27:01
[SPEAKER_02]: And first time you walked up to me, same thing, you did to Joel as he walked up and he was like, oh, you're new here and then picks up his keys.
1:27:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Just starts jamming himself in the eye with his key.
1:27:09
[SPEAKER_02]: No way.
1:27:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was awesome.
1:27:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Did it go?
1:27:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.
1:27:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:27:13
[SPEAKER_02]: It's sort of like a game to me or it's not a plastic it's so it doesn't sound as good as it's a plastic eye Huh, it's not real glass.
1:27:21
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's a I would want a marble one I think that'd be cooler.
1:27:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah It kind of shows off your wealth Because you're getting paid if you get blinded by somebody you're getting paid no matter no matter what so yeah
1:27:35
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn, we learned a lot today.
1:27:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know if this was a podcast today.
1:27:40
[SPEAKER_03]: This might be an educational series that I've got to release on DVD.
1:27:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Comedy Central at night for 29.99.
1:27:47
[SPEAKER_03]: It's only 16 parts, and you're gonna learn to be a terrible human, but it's worth it, it's worth it.
1:27:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you're out there in your hot and you're looking to get discovered without going to Hollywood, just go to an old mess game.
1:28:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there you go.
1:28:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's end it on her today, Sarah Smith.
1:28:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Sarah Smith.
1:28:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Blue, can you get in those DMs tonight?
1:28:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have no after getting in there tomorrow morning.
1:28:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:28:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm thinking 45 days.
1:28:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to get a 40 alarm.
1:28:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:28:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Just say, hey, I got one leg.
1:28:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I got $48 in my pockets and I love peanut butter.
1:28:23
[SPEAKER_03]: You down.
1:28:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Question mark.
1:28:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that would do it.
1:28:28
[SPEAKER_03]: See what she says.
1:28:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what she's into.
1:28:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, she's a horse girl.
1:28:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Peanut butter would be.
1:28:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:28:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, horses love peanut butter and apples.
1:28:36
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, maybe just hold up a fucking bail of apples and say, hey, let's go.
1:28:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
1:28:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I can tell you this.
1:28:42
[SPEAKER_03]: So that guy doesn't have a shop.
1:28:45
[SPEAKER_03]: The rest of his life.
1:28:46
[SPEAKER_03]: That poor fucking guy.
1:28:48
[SPEAKER_03]: That's over for him.
1:28:50
[SPEAKER_03]: His life is life ended.
1:28:52
[SPEAKER_03]: during this game with 16 seconds left in the third.
1:28:56
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the exact shot we're seeing right there.
1:28:58
[SPEAKER_03]: If you were her, what would your first move be?
1:29:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy.
1:29:04
[SPEAKER_03]: You probably go for celebrity crushes at that point.
1:29:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want my guess who's in the DMs and I'm being totally serious when I say this?
1:29:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Drake.
1:29:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:29:15
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you know?
1:29:16
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you fucking know, dude?
1:29:18
[SPEAKER_01]: It's always Drake.
1:29:19
[SPEAKER_01]: How did you fucking know?
1:29:20
[SPEAKER_01]: It's always at the scene in the crime.
1:29:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that would have been our like all of our first guesses.
1:29:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
1:29:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Blue TV, dude.
1:29:28
[SPEAKER_03]: That is it.
1:29:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:29:30
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have said Drake.
1:29:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Guaranteed.
1:29:34
[SPEAKER_03]: No new friends, no new friends, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:29:56
[SPEAKER_03]: to wait that out.
1:29:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:29:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:30:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:30:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:30:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:30:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:30:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this.
1:30:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a fucking count down for the Olson Twins.
1:30:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys remember this.
1:30:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh
1:30:20
[SPEAKER_03]: What a fucking ball or move of Lane Kiffin?
1:30:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they've got to play at Old Miss this year, LSU does.
1:30:26
[SPEAKER_03]: So, what if he showed up outside the stadium with her?
1:30:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you guys hear what happened?
1:30:31
[SPEAKER_03]: The... Are you talking about Lane Kiffin at LSU?
1:30:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You're talking about that in the sports show, yeah.
1:30:35
[SPEAKER_03]: You showed up with two fucking baddies outside the game.
1:30:38
[SPEAKER_03]: No way, we didn't show it to you.
1:30:39
[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't see that, yes.
1:30:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, end with this.
1:30:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I keep saying that, but fuck, I don't feel like leaving today.
1:30:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got help for the B. I've got nowhere to be today.
1:30:50
[SPEAKER_03]: There is two fucking bloggerals that he walked into the fucking game with.
1:30:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Lane Kiffin, I'm not kidding.
1:30:58
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're gonna find that picture, man.
1:31:00
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Lane Kiffin and two blonde chicks.
1:31:02
[SPEAKER_03]: They were outside there there.
1:31:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, boom.
1:31:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Perfect, blue.
1:31:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:31:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Scroll back.
1:31:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:31:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Theo Vaughan was there.
1:31:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's right.
1:31:11
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Livy Dunn.
1:31:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Theo Vaughan and I don't know who the other girl is.
1:31:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Forgive me.
1:31:16
[SPEAKER_03]: for giving me.
1:31:16
[SPEAKER_03]: They walked into the fucking stadium with these two fucking blonde girls to zoom in right there.
1:31:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that one's probably if I had to guess, I don't actually know, but I hear Livy Dunn and I hear Frankie Hill, I hear those names a lot.
1:31:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, assuming that's who they both.
1:31:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and they just walked in with 50 year old Lane Kiff and dude into the, the Goddamn stadium.
1:31:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, unbelievable.
1:31:39
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to talk about playing the villain role to an elite level that is Lane Kiffin right now.
1:31:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he's at the top of his game right here.
1:31:47
[SPEAKER_03]: The top of his game.
1:31:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Theo Vaughan, I don't even know if he went to college, did he?
1:31:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, Jackie Jean and Chad is saying that one of them is Brooks Nader.
1:31:58
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't have the thirstiest woman on planet Earth.
1:32:00
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes sense.
1:32:01
[SPEAKER_03]: She was on dancing with stars, started fucking the partner and all that other shit.
1:32:06
[SPEAKER_03]: So that makes sense.
1:32:08
[SPEAKER_03]: She was sports illustrated swimsuit model too.
1:32:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Brooks Nader.
1:32:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:32:14
[SPEAKER_03]: She popped her tits out of the restaurant.
1:32:16
[SPEAKER_03]: It's sweet.
1:32:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for her.
1:32:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:32:19
[SPEAKER_03]: When the paparazzi and she was like, oh my gosh, I went to it out.
1:32:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm eating fucking child man.
1:32:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is.
1:32:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't feel it.
1:32:25
[SPEAKER_03]: In the hot noodles.
1:32:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I just arrived at your table.
1:32:27
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't feel your tit burning in the fucking hot noodles at the table.
1:32:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
1:32:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that happened.
1:32:34
[SPEAKER_03]: That happened.
1:32:35
[SPEAKER_03]: The first Libby Don Brooks Nader joined Lanes first Tiger Walk.
1:32:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Trisha Whitaker once Indiana.
1:32:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
1:32:43
[SPEAKER_03]: This is in.
1:32:44
[SPEAKER_03]: What are we doing?
1:32:46
[SPEAKER_03]: The Ophan didn't go to college, did he?
1:32:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I mean, he doesn't just come along.
1:32:51
[SPEAKER_02]: I think he did.
1:32:52
[SPEAKER_03]: He's actually more educated than you think.
1:32:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He's from Louisiana.
1:32:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if he went to school.
1:32:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like it's a hard school to get in.
1:32:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't he on road rules during his college years?
1:33:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I think so, right?
1:33:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think he was on, I was the other one, whether they lived in the house together.
1:33:07
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he wasn't on real world.
1:33:08
[SPEAKER_02]: He was on road rules with Tom Sager's wife.
1:33:11
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
1:33:12
[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
1:33:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, his extended tour of higher education included Louisiana State University.
1:33:17
[SPEAKER_03]: No shits All right, then he's allowed to do it.
1:33:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, you're good them.
1:33:19
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all I need.
1:33:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
1:33:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I apologize to you.
1:33:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm stressed.
1:33:20
[SPEAKER_01]: See Wow, really.
1:33:21
[SPEAKER_01]: He went to Arizona as well.
1:33:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you He went to University of Arizona and LSU.
1:33:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and Santa Monica and College of Charles.
1:33:23
[SPEAKER_01]: What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
1:33:39
[SPEAKER_03]: No!
1:33:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's forget about that!
1:33:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot about it.
1:33:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Call us a Charleston.
1:33:43
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys been down there?
1:33:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he wanted 300 credit hours by repeatedly taking classes, sometimes reenrolling and courses he had already passed, just to see if he could get a better grade, or if he liked this subject.
1:33:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, subject being the woman in his class.
1:34:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking hell, I've got a brand new respect for Theo Vaughn.
1:34:04
[SPEAKER_03]: You went to four of the baddest universe that is on the planet, just for hotness, but not for grades, but he's no doctor, neither am I, for Christ's sake, but he did get his bachelor's degree in urban planning now, so good for you.
1:34:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, he did finish eventually.
1:34:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Urban planning, what do you do there, build, build section eight, housing, do you know what does that mean exactly?
1:34:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that, I don't know, I'm going to clear.
1:34:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, Section 8 housing.
1:34:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that given back to America's black youth.
1:34:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, an urban planning degree prepares you to design, manage, and sustainably develop communities, cities, and regional infrastructure.
1:34:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuckin' told you, dude, Section 8 housing, bro.
1:34:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Section 8.
1:34:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Here you go.
1:34:48
[SPEAKER_03]: This will fit six kids.
1:34:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I get 2500 to kid.
1:34:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Load them up.
1:34:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
1:34:55
[SPEAKER_03]: What a day we've all had together.
1:34:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm exhausted after this.
1:34:58
[SPEAKER_03]: This is this.
1:35:00
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a real eye opener real god damn eye opener Had to do this on patreon today wife's dying Blood everywhere Now I'm kidding she gave blood and Just passed that on the floor or something like that
1:35:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I think actually, no, we don't have it, but to be honest with you, she gave blood and then started writing that Bible verse that Sarah Smith wrote in the verse.
1:35:25
[SPEAKER_03]: She did it on the wall with her own blood and kind of scrolled that out there and just it was enough for that, you know, she's drinking orange juice and she's got her feet up and stuff right now.
1:35:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to go pick up the kids, but man, dude, and Becky, and Becky divorce, Ole Miss
1:35:46
[SPEAKER_03]: a dirty chill.
1:35:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Stamos, Disney adult, didn't actually play drums on fucking coke emoji just in the video.
1:35:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that shot.
1:36:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:36:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
1:36:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I feel like life is just a lie, isn't it?
1:36:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Or I'll just kinda walking around, looking at each other, wondering who the biggest liar is and it might be John Stamos today.
1:36:17
[SPEAKER_03]: way down in Kokema.
1:36:19
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, pretty shades.
1:36:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Good eye, tunes.
1:36:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Rate the show at five star don't.
1:36:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to Burning Man.
1:36:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let yourself on fire.
1:36:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, obviously Spotify is the five star, right before you burn the death.
1:36:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I walk away, but there's that blind guy.
1:36:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
1:36:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Lost is fucking eye.
1:36:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I told you.
1:36:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Told you that guy lost his eye to David Dobrik.
1:36:42
[SPEAKER_03]: You know how much that eye's worth right now?
1:36:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Three mill probably probably got three mill for that.
1:36:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I So that's what he got canceled for huh?
1:36:50
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, pour some hard a f on it and go to work Maybe that's why he was calling hey, dude Just give me 150k so I can help out this lawsuit you can pour some 8% that guy's fucking eye and try to heal it You know alcohol does cure the blinds I've heard
1:37:05
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna ask him to give it to Stevie Wonder, not a prayer, he can already fucking say, okay?
1:37:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Give me a real blind guy, a real one, all right?
1:37:12
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got a iTunes, right?
1:37:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Show a five star and leave a quick review.
1:37:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Also, I don't know where to spot.
1:37:17
[SPEAKER_03]: If I were gonna pop this video up here tonight, this is because we can.
1:37:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't, we weren't supposed to be on Patreon today.
1:37:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I just didn't know how weird this was going to get.
1:37:25
[SPEAKER_03]: It was worth it.
1:37:25
[SPEAKER_03]: All of this was worth it from beginning to end.
1:37:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I love you all, okay?
1:37:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Ross Patterson.
1:37:32
[SPEAKER_03]: there's not here a.k.
1:37:34
[SPEAKER_03]: and jables to Jesse Wiseman a.k.
1:37:35
[SPEAKER_03]: the jables and Ross Patterson.
1:37:38
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the revolution.
1:37:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Good night everyone.
1:37:41
[SPEAKER_03]: The way to start this.
1:37:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't show.
1:37:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.