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Phone Tap: Fit Force Factory · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. There's a quote that says,
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  Speaker 1: I don't meet the competition, I destroy it. And you
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  Speaker 1: know who embodies that quote, Becky Force, otherwise known as
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  Speaker 1: Brooke Foxy, because today she calls a guy who owns
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  Speaker 1: a local gym and tells him, guess what, I just
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  Speaker 1: moved next door and my product is smarter, more innovative,
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  Speaker 1: and ready to put you out of business. Small problem.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of doesn't make any sense, but really that's
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  Speaker 1: not Becky's problem. That's his. You'll hear in the phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Another on the twenties. Thank you for fitness. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with the owner or a manager
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  Speaker 1: of the property. Oh yeah, something the owner. I'm Edward.
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  Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Hi? So we just
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  Speaker 1: moved into the space next to your building and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to introduce myself. I'm Becky Force from the Fit
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  Speaker 1: Force Factory. Oh. Hi, Becky, Nice to meet you. What's
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  Speaker 1: your business again? Fit for something? Fit Force and visit
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  Speaker 1: factory because I'm Becky Force. You know, Okay, we actually
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  Speaker 1: do something similar to you, but you know, it's like
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  Speaker 1: forty years ahead of what you're doing. But yeah, like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what is it that do you guys? Do well? I
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  Speaker 1: run a revolutionary new virtual reality fitness center. A virtual
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  Speaker 1: reality fitness center. What what is that? It's a gim
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  Speaker 1: but instead of having a bunch of exercise equipment inside,
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  Speaker 1: we fit it with virtual reality headsets. Okay, so people
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  Speaker 1: come in and they pretend to work out. That's what
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  Speaker 1: a lot of meatheads might think. But no, we're working
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  Speaker 1: out with invisible equipment where people lift invisible weights so
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  Speaker 1: people can feel powerful about themselves when they reach their goals.
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  Speaker 1: Like I just got done with my workout and I
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  Speaker 1: squatted four thousand pounds. Okay, you should see my butt.
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  Speaker 1: But how does that work any muscle groups? If there's
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  Speaker 1: no actual weights there, you're forgetting the most important muscle
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  Speaker 1: you're obviously not using. It's called your brain. Because research
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  Speaker 1: has shown that a mental workout can be three times
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  Speaker 1: as effective as a physical workout. You know, like the ones.
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  Speaker 1: You're dying. Industry is into being a little bit rude,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't understand this. This doesn't make sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: How does this work. It's taking a little bit longer
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  Speaker 1: than I expected. Okay, no, it doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretending to work out with virtual reality. That doesn't
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  Speaker 1: do anything. There's no pretend in virtual reality. That's why
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  Speaker 1: we put the word reality in there. It's real. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. Okay, good luck with your invisible
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  Speaker 1: gym and invisible weights and invisible business. Hope it all
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  Speaker 1: works out really well for you. Well, this is just
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  Speaker 1: a courtesy call to tell you that we've got one
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  Speaker 1: thing you don't What is that delusion? Once you put
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  Speaker 1: on the VR headsets, our members can work out anywhere
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  Speaker 1: in the world. Oh wow, really is that so? I
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  Speaker 1: know you're being sarcastic, but I've got some good news.
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  Speaker 1: One of the most popular places are members are virtually
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  Speaker 1: working out right now? Is that your gym? Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you can do that. You can't use
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  Speaker 1: my gym without my authorization. You can't build a virtual
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  Speaker 1: gym that's mine. That's so cute, because you know, in
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  Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours since we put our signs up,
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  Speaker 1: already half a dozen of your members have transferred over
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  Speaker 1: to us. Yeah, what are you talking about. They're not
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  Speaker 1: as dimwitted as you are. Yeah, they see the benefits.
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  Speaker 1: What already mapped the inside of your building, so it
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  Speaker 1: feels like they're there. Wait, what do you mean you've
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  Speaker 1: mapped the inside of my building? A few weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: I pretended to be a new customer and I went
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  Speaker 1: in and met one of your trainers, who shockingly is
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  Speaker 1: even more naive than you. Oh my god. He was
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  Speaker 1: doing my paperwork talk about outdated our I videotaped the
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  Speaker 1: surroundings and mapped it with our computer generators, and we
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  Speaker 1: created your gym virtually. You can't do that. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can, and I have. Well, it's illegal because it's
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  Speaker 1: my gym and you stole it from me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you sound stressed. Maybe you should try a virtual workout.
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  Speaker 1: I could get you a free trial. What do you
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  Speaker 1: want for your background, Belize or your gym? The only
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  Speaker 1: way I'm coming over there is with my lawyers to
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  Speaker 1: sue you and take your money. Yeah, well, good luck
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  Speaker 1: finding us. Yeah, we're in the virtual world. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean I can't find you your buildings next door,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just walk over. Oh yeah. The problem with that
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  Speaker 1: is that part was kind d of a lie. What
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  Speaker 1: part is a lie? But actually, Becky Bars, I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: Brooke Fox What it's part of a radio show, Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What What does that mean? It means none
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  Speaker 1: of this is real. Your business partner, Troy set you
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  Speaker 1: up because I guess you're worried about losing a couple
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  Speaker 1: of customers recently. I'm like, invisible weights, Who is this person? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know INVISI wait, it's the next big thing now
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  Speaker 1: I know, And Troy and I will have a virtual
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  Speaker 1: friendship from now on. Ye weak up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning