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Phone Tap PODCAST: Drone Lights · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And this one we actually recorded
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  Speaker 1: back before Christmas, where a guy was having a holiday
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  Speaker 1: party and he booked a Christmas light installation company to
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  Speaker 1: come out and brighten up the outside of his house. Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: According to his wife, he was really stressed out about it.
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  Speaker 1: He was worried that they wouldn't get it done in
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  Speaker 1: time for the party. Okay, yeah, that's where our own
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  Speaker 1: Jose Bolanos comes in Love Christmas. Yeah, that's gonna call
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  Speaker 1: the guy while he's at work and let him know
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  Speaker 1: there's been some problems with the installation. Oh no, but
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  Speaker 1: Jose's ideas to fix it are even worse and make
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  Speaker 1: her at the same time. You go, it's your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now. Hello, Hey is this Matt.
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  Speaker 1: This is my name's Jimmy. I'm one of the workers
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas Light Installation service. Oh yeah, Hey, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at your place right now? Are you at home?
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  Speaker 1: By chance? Are you inside? No? No, I'm at work.
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  Speaker 1: Dang it, that would have been way easier. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Um? How do I say this? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we were hanging up your lights, and by we I
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  Speaker 1: mean me because everyone called in sick today of course, right,
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  Speaker 1: okay one of those days. Um, Hold on, are any
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  Speaker 1: of your neighbors around by chance? Because then this doesn't
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  Speaker 1: even have to like happen this convou once you just
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  Speaker 1: let me know what's going on. Just okay, give me
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  Speaker 1: to give it to me straight, you know, all right?
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  Speaker 1: I okay, I kind of got my drones stuck on
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  Speaker 1: your roof. What a drone? You know what a drone is? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now? Why would your drone be
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  Speaker 1: stuck on my roof? Well it's more than one, first off,
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  Speaker 1: But I just figured it'd be a lot easier to
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  Speaker 1: hang up your lights if I attached them to some
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  Speaker 1: drones and just flew them up there. Okay, just let
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  Speaker 1: me know what we need to do to fix this,
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  Speaker 1: because this holiday party is tonight, so the decorations yet
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  Speaker 1: they have to go up tonight. Okay, Well, looking back
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  Speaker 1: on it, I was probably a bad idea, but that's
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  Speaker 1: on me. But hey, dude, drones can do some cool stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just please please stop stop Okay, stop talking. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: like we just need to figure out a solution. We've
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  Speaker 1: got a few hours, so just I do have it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I did have a solution to correct myself. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what do we need to do? Well, I had two
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  Speaker 1: drones going at the same time, right, well, then they
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  Speaker 1: got tangled up in the lights and they crashed. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, happening. And so no, I have some rescue
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  Speaker 1: drones that I launched, and they were going to get
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  Speaker 1: the crash drones. But then the rescue drones bumped into
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  Speaker 1: each You don't understand, and you don't understand. This can't happen.
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  Speaker 1: I have like cards get out for this that have
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  Speaker 1: like the Christmas light. This is like the whole point
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  Speaker 1: of the party. So this is like I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad, And once the lights are up, you
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be so impressed. I just ran out of
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  Speaker 1: drones to go get the other drones. I'm like dry
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  Speaker 1: on drones. Well, I think exactly. Just tell me this,
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  Speaker 1: how many drones are on the roof right now. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, like seven maybe eight. Well, I kept launching
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  Speaker 1: missions back to back and then actually, dude, oh one
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  Speaker 1: of them hit your chimney and I think it went down.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a gust to win, So do not
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  Speaker 1: start your fire. That will damage the drone and nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants that. I've got to try to call somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta put out this. Look, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need to call anybody. We are professionals here. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you know what a professional means. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is the most amateur show I've ever experienced. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: ruin my whole part. Oh my god, I really, I
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  Speaker 1: just got an idea. You're gonna love this, dude. It's
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  Speaker 1: better be good. What if we have all the drones
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  Speaker 1: light up at once and it's like its own show
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  Speaker 1: and they're already all on your roof. You have one
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  Speaker 1: in your house right now. The party's gonna love it.
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  Speaker 1: Your fireplace as a drone with lights on it. You
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  Speaker 1: need to stop talking. I don't want to hear about
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  Speaker 1: the rones anymore. Okay, need to get a ladder, you
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  Speaker 1: need to go up there. You need to get the
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  Speaker 1: drones off. You need to figure this the out, dude, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: like this is crazy? Okay, Matt, Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: thought about this before I called you, and I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. You can't do what what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I can't climb the ladder because I'm scared of heights. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how in the world do you work for a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: installation place? Well, you're scared of light? This is not happening.
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  Speaker 1: Usually I just drive the truck and then I kind
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  Speaker 1: of passed the lights up to the other workers. I've
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  Speaker 1: never done the roof work. Oh my god. Look, can't
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  Speaker 1: leave work, right I can't. I would go up on
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  Speaker 1: the ladder. I no, look, no, look, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to leave. You don't have to do anything. Just do this.
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  Speaker 1: Give me your credit card number. Why can FedEx a
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  Speaker 1: bigger rescue drone to tow all of the other drones
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  Speaker 1: off your roof. There's a huge one I found on Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what to do right now. I
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  Speaker 1: can't leave. There's a moron on my roof with fifty drowns.
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  Speaker 1: This is you seem stressed out? Okay, that's a thing understatement.
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  Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. I'm good at reading people. See, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a people person. Matt. Okay, please please, I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 1: you feel better. Okay, are you ready to feel good?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna feel great, Matt. Is gonna be the best
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  Speaker 1: feeling I've had in a long time. Matt. This had
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  Speaker 1: better not be another one of your stupid ideas. If
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  Speaker 1: you say the word drone, I swear to God, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come freak out on you. See Janelle said you
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  Speaker 1: were going to freak out, and I knew it. She
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  Speaker 1: would not Janelle, your wife, would never lie to me. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's the one who set this up. This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call, man, Oh my god. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on believe it.
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  Speaker 1: She said, you were like so stress about the holiday
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  Speaker 1: party and the lights being up on everything and hiring
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  Speaker 1: a company, so she just wanted us a mess with you, bro,
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  Speaker 1: and I really wanted to. Everything is going fine, they're
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  Speaker 1: installing the lights as of now. But if you have
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  Speaker 1: any problems, Matt, you know who to call anyone but me.
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