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Phone Tap: Senior Center Soundtrack · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. In today's phone tap,
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who recently got a brand new
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  Speaker 1: job at an assisted living facility. He's not going to
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  Speaker 1: be a nurse or a caregiver there. He just works
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  Speaker 1: on the building itself, okay, making sure the air conditionings
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  Speaker 1: in order and that certain areas are organized. More handyman type.
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  Speaker 1: So he's a little bit surprised when we call him
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  Speaker 1: and tell him on his first day he's going to
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  Speaker 1: have an additional duty added to his list. Something I
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  Speaker 1: promise you is gonna make him feel extremely uncomfortable. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. As
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Hello, Hi, this is Marcy from Cress
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  Speaker 1: Assisted Living Facility. Is this Derek? Yeah? This is Derek.
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  Speaker 1: Hi Derek. I just got the news from Larry that
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be joining our staff next week and
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  Speaker 1: we're just excited to have you. Oh, Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get started. Great. So, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be helping out around the facility, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maintain the building, making sure safety standards are met. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he went over all that with you. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: he did. Yep, great. Okay. There is one thing we've
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  Speaker 1: added to your list of responsibilities, and I don't think
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  Speaker 1: Larry covered it. It's the weekly care calls. What's that?
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  Speaker 1: So at the beginning of your shift, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be calling the family members of our seniors and giving
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  Speaker 1: them a quick update while this song plays. Okay, I'm sorry. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a quick update and we need someone to
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  Speaker 1: do it because the other staff members we asked to
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  Speaker 1: do it end up becoming too emotional. I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I understand. So I'm playing music and giving
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  Speaker 1: them updating. You know. It's just a simple thing like
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  Speaker 1: Mabel eight or full lunch today and had a snack
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  Speaker 1: bar and then she did calisthenics and she made it
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  Speaker 1: to being go one time. Are you are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just this song you can get a
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  Speaker 1: little emotional. Well maybe maybe don't play the music. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can't do that. It's a theme song to the facility,
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  Speaker 1: so we're contractually obligated to play it. But it is
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  Speaker 1: reflecting on the good old times. M okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: So I have to do this. Yeah, and you know
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably making this more difficult than it needs to be.
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  Speaker 1: I can totally do this without letting it get to me,
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  Speaker 1: can you? Because I'm not sure that I could. I
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  Speaker 1: mean this it's making me sad right now. Oh, let
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  Speaker 1: me try it again. Ninety two year old Edna Roberts
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  Speaker 1: she put crackers in her soup at dinner and she
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  Speaker 1: loved it. She ain't almost half of it took her
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  Speaker 1: meta musil. I'm really sorry. I don't understand. Why why
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  Speaker 1: do I have to do this? I mean, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be supposed to be in charge of building facilities
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  Speaker 1: and not making sad care calls the relative These are
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  Speaker 1: happy updates. We have different music for the sad calls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's better. Wait what is this, oh, Derek? People die,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just a fact of life. So I go
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  Speaker 1: out with a little zippity dude on. Okay, So wait,
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me that part of my job is also
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  Speaker 1: calling families to say that someone has passed on and
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  Speaker 1: while I'm playing Zippity Judah. Yes makes your head bob,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it? Music makes it so much better? You know.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, if you really turn it up loud, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even hear the people crying on the other lives. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I can't do this. When I accepted
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  Speaker 1: the position, I didn't know this was going to be
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  Speaker 1: a part of the job. Okay, that's a surprise that
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  Speaker 1: you're saying no to this. I mean, wasn't what we
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  Speaker 1: talked about it. It wasn't what I agreed to for
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  Speaker 1: the job at all. I guess time that I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what's really happening. Then, Derek, why why are you
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  Speaker 1: playing the music again? I'm really sorry to let you know,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm really not calling from the assisted living facility.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from a radio station. What we're doing? A
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call on you? What you're doing? You're doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank call. It's a break actually broke from Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, right, So it's I definitely
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  Speaker 1: don't have to do this. That's right, Derek. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to do this at all. I did not do
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  Speaker 1: it with this upbeat music behind you. Yeah, your wife
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  Speaker 1: Amy set you up excited about the new job, but
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to message you, Oh my my heart was breaking.
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  Speaker 1: My new job. Could be sad to hear their loved
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  Speaker 1: what passed on when this is playing. Whoever came up
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  Speaker 1: with this lives in a cup world. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: saying that, wake up every morning with FO Dads, weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings all the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,