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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted Crashes and Burns · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: you're one. Call is one eight hundred d y away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: It's another jubilap. Mornings on the twenties. Tell me I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hello, yeah this Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the manager at a house? One way? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the manager? It's my property? Who's calling? Is that?
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  Speaker 1: We played that game? There's like, Yeah, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you who I am until you tell me who
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  Speaker 1: you are. Uh you're do you say? You said you
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  Speaker 1: are? Are Are the manager? I own the property? What do
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  Speaker 1: you want? Oh? My name is Ted. I've been crashing
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  Speaker 1: here on the couch for a few months and wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait, wait wait wait crashing on the couch. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know no one that is unless you're on the leaf.
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  Speaker 1: You're not. No, yeah, no, it's cool because you know
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  Speaker 1: it's not. I'm just got done telling you it's not
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  Speaker 1: cool because you're not on the police. Who are you,
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  Speaker 1: and how did you know? How do you know the
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  Speaker 1: tenants there? But they told me I could stay here,
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  Speaker 1: so that means it's cool, you know. Okay, fine, but
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  Speaker 1: what just happened? You tell you you're telling me there's
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  Speaker 1: something wrong at the property. Yeah, dude, it is dirty.
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  Speaker 1: Don't okay, First of all, don't du it me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm about ten minutes away from having to go
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  Speaker 1: into a business meeting right now. I need to know
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  Speaker 1: what the happening in my property right now. No, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I told you. It's like dirty, it's dirty, and
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  Speaker 1: that's the emergency. What you mean like dirt in the place? Dust? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean like it's filthy, like there's clothes everywhere, and
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  Speaker 1: like there's food, like like dishes left in the sink.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, okay, if you're going on the weeks, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I want you to hear me very very clearly,
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to get you out of the house. No, no, no, dude,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry nobody anywhere. It's just dirty, out of my place.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to leave. But I think no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you're understanding though you understand, don't don't try
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  Speaker 1: to explain anything to me. Ted, you need to shut
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  Speaker 1: up right now. If I could find my weed, I
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  Speaker 1: would leave if you could find your what my It's
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  Speaker 1: just too dirty, is all I'm saying. So you just
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  Speaker 1: said something about weed. Okay, First of all, you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me there's drugs in the house. I need to get
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  Speaker 1: my ass there today. No, I said, if you know,
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  Speaker 1: you could weed the garden, because there's lots of overgrown
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  Speaker 1: weeds in the garden. There is no garden on the property.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you just chill out? Dude? You're way chill
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about that right there out of
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  Speaker 1: my house? Right You're the most high strung dude I've
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  Speaker 1: ever talked to. Idiot, you have no clue what's about
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  Speaker 1: to happen. When I get there, I'll tell you what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. You're gonna get here and then you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: help me find my weed and you're gonna smoke some
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  Speaker 1: with me. Chill out, listen, shut up, Ted, Watch, I
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  Speaker 1: am not gonna play it. Whatever you do. Listen, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting I'm getting my ass in the car right now.
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  Speaker 1: Put your head off. Whoa what dude? What you don't
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  Speaker 1: you must be the stupidest guy to you. I'm yelling you.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you yelling so loud? Dude? Is why you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand though this is like a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: You're just you're getting all worked up. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: the head. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving at the two point five
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, your
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  Speaker 1: friend Danny. God, your friend, your friend Danny set you up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said that you've been dealing with some nightmare tenants
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  Speaker 1: and thought Ted could push you over the edge. There
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  Speaker 1: a dead man. Seriously, just hey, just relaxed of it, bro,