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Phone Tap: Playdate Expense Sheet · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brooke knows this and as a parent, having random kids
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  Speaker 1: over for a playdate can be fun. Yeah, and in
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  Speaker 1: today's call, we also make it financially beneficial for the
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  Speaker 1: hosting family.
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  Speaker 2: I also know that, Jeff, because.
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  Speaker 1: If their child is coming over to your house, it's
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  Speaker 1: only right to charge them for the good time that
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  Speaker 1: they have. And that's what we do today. In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Monica, it's Ashland's mom, Sabrina.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, how are you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing so great. The girls at such a fun time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm so glad. My daughter came home so happy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was so happy to be there because
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  Speaker 3: normally my husband handles all of that, but I was
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  Speaker 3: home from the office that day, so it was just
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  Speaker 3: nice to see them having so much fun together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so grateful. Thank you for picking them up from school.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for putting that all together. And the next time,
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  Speaker 5: we can have the playdate at my house because I
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  Speaker 5: haven't even met you, so we have to meet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh for sure, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: So I was just calling to let you know that
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  Speaker 3: you could just venmo me for your daughter's half the
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  Speaker 3: play date expenses.
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  Speaker 2: That'd also be great.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, what's happening? But what expenses?
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  Speaker 2: You know, the goods and services your daughter used from
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  Speaker 2: our house?
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  Speaker 5: Goods and services?
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I'll just go through the list.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see the list.
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  Speaker 3: Snacks and drinks ten dollars and fifty three cents, entertainment
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  Speaker 3: nine dollars and ninety eight cents, and utilities at hey,
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  Speaker 3: utilities four dollars and fifty cents.
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  Speaker 6: Utility. Did you just say utility?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're kidding at this point, right.
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  Speaker 2: I know that's the cheapest one, so that is great.
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  Speaker 5: What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 6: You're charging me for a playdate?
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Did you want me to charge your daughter?
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  Speaker 3: Like? Use it as a teaching moment, like maybe that's
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  Speaker 3: how you wanted to handle it instead?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you me?
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  Speaker 5: Don't you ever talk to my daughter about paying you anything?
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  Speaker 5: That's wildly inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a teaching moment. I take it like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't need to.
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  Speaker 5: Be talking to any of us about giving you money
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  Speaker 5: for you having a playdate.
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  Speaker 4: That you at that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really surprised by your reaction because us now we
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  Speaker 3: all know how expensive playdates can be these days.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I also know that if I say I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to do that for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, come with the date.
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  Speaker 3: You know, though, my daughter not quite the juice box
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  Speaker 3: drinker that your daughter is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so your daughter, Jessica had three juice boxes?
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  Speaker 6: Did you just say juth boxes?
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  Speaker 4: Are you? I think, ma'am? God, you're disturbed? Are you okay?
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  Speaker 4: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know it's not okay? Is our supply of goldfish?
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  Speaker 2: She ate twenty six the goldfish crackers?
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  Speaker 6: You counted twenty six goldfish?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: No? Oh my gosh, total misunderstanding. I didn't count. I
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  Speaker 3: made Jessica count them. She'll be better at in math now,
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  Speaker 3: So you're welcome.
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  Speaker 6: Do they my child count? Go ma'am, what do you
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  Speaker 6: do with your life?
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  Speaker 5: Because it sounds very empty.
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  Speaker 2: You're being a little rude right now.
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  Speaker 6: Damn right up being rude. You're being ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely a third.
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  Speaker 3: It just feels a giggle for me, seriously, Oh gosh.
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  Speaker 2: And they're just sing because I try to be a
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  Speaker 2: friendly person.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing about this is funny.
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  Speaker 4: No other parents do this, including myself.
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  Speaker 5: If your child came to my house, do you really
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  Speaker 5: think I would take an inventory of what they ate?
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  Speaker 5: And drank, but no.
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  Speaker 2: Other parents have college funds like we do for our daughter.
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  Speaker 4: Though I don't give a good gap durn what you
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  Speaker 4: have for your child when what I do know is
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  Speaker 4: you will never, and I mean ever, see my child
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  Speaker 4: anywhere near your house or your well.
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  Speaker 2: You are right about that. We won't see your daughter
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  Speaker 2: unless your bill is paid.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you are outrageous.
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  Speaker 4: This is I don't have words.
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  Speaker 6: I will make sure that.
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  Speaker 5: All the moms know, all the parents know that this
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  Speaker 5: is absolutely unact.
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  Speaker 2: There's no one.
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  Speaker 3: I have to tell you at this point that this
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  Speaker 3: is all a break phone call.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. This is Brooke from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you, and I just
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  Speaker 3: got really scared of you.
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  Speaker 5: Wait what are you?
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  Speaker 2: Your husband Kyle set you up? Oh said that you
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  Speaker 2: guys us a playdate with a family. You didn't know
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  Speaker 2: what you were nervous about it.
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  Speaker 6: Like, I'm so angry that I was literally ready to
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  Speaker 6: be like, where are you so I can pull up?
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  Speaker 6: Because clearly you do not know what right now.
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  Speaker 3: I have a feeling that you're not going to be
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  Speaker 3: super happy with Kyle later is my guess.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, he's definitely gonna get it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, good, we're blaming him, That's what
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  Speaker 2: I want to make sure. Okay, we're blaming him right exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, we're playing. But let's be very clear. So outraged.
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  Speaker 6: He got me so good. I'm like, really really, really good.
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  Speaker 6: How did he even managed?
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  Speaker 2: I apparently really knows how to push your buttons and
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  Speaker 2: just gave us.
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  Speaker 6: God obviously right clearly knows.
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  Speaker 4: How to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't even get to the movie that
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  Speaker 3: we purchased for the girls for nineteen ninety nine and
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  Speaker 3: what you're here, the movie Okay, wake Up
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was food Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
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