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Phone Tap: Kid Karens of Youth Soccer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away. Today we call a
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  Speaker 2: father who recently signed up to be a volunteer coach
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  Speaker 2: for his nine year old daughter's soccer team. And apparently
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  Speaker 2: the league has been having trouble finding local sponsors to
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  Speaker 2: have fun the jerseys and the equipment and stuff. But
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna tell the coach good news. That's not the
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  Speaker 2: case anymore. A big time corporation is stepped in along
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  Speaker 2: with a possible TV deal. It's an offer he cannot refuse.
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  Speaker 2: At least that's what I tell him in your phone
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  Speaker 2: tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, is this Ben Nelton? Yes, this is then Hey Ben.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the program director of the Tills Youth Soccer League.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hey, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Yeah, My name is Stu Pidface. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: you're one of the fathers who signed up to be
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  Speaker 2: a volunteer coach this year.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, my daughter Olivia.
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  Speaker 3: This is our first year got into the sport, but
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  Speaker 3: my older son played in when he started off a
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  Speaker 3: couple of years back.
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  Speaker 2: I volunteered midlife crisis, I get it. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 2: maybe just giving back a little bit. Well, whatever gets
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  Speaker 2: you through the tears, I understand. So you probably saw
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  Speaker 2: the email that went out about a week ago about
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  Speaker 2: how our leagues looking for sponsors from local businesses to
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  Speaker 2: help with the uniforms and the equipment.
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  Speaker 3: The fundraising email. Yeah yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling all the coaches to let them know we
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  Speaker 2: were unsuccessful at finding any local sponsors.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's too bad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know we were disappointed, but it actually gave
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  Speaker 2: us the opportunity to work with the cable network Tea LC. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: somebody had a contact over there, So they're paying for everything.
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  Speaker 3: Are you curious?
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  Speaker 2: Really? Really, it's actually pretty exciting. And they're gonna film
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  Speaker 2: the season for a new show called The Real Life
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  Speaker 2: Kid Karens of Youth Soccer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, can you say that again?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they want to film a show called The Real
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  Speaker 2: Life Kid Karens of Youth Soccer and they're gonna feature
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  Speaker 2: you as one of the teams.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you gotta be choking right, No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. So you know, along with you teaching the
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  Speaker 2: girls how to play soccer normally, you're also going to
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  Speaker 2: be instructing them on how to complain to the parent
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  Speaker 2: refs too. Oh no, well that's where the kid Karen
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  Speaker 2: Park comes in.
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  Speaker 3: You really don't think this is a good idea, right.
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  Speaker 2: This is our only option. It's it's our best option.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna pay for the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So I mean I get that they're gonna pay
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  Speaker 3: for it, but.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, so look, the girls are just gonna have
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  Speaker 2: to ham it up just a little bit, act.
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  Speaker 4: A little entitled wait wait wait, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I encourage them to say things like, oh, you're going
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  Speaker 2: easy on that other team because they're poor. Wait what,
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  Speaker 2: I live in a better part of town, in nicer houses,
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  Speaker 2: so we deserve better calls it. That's terrible, just you know,
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  Speaker 2: lines like that. If you could just feed those to
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  Speaker 2: the ki.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, but saying that, I.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they will, but you could also have them fake
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  Speaker 2: an injury. Oh come down on the field. And no
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  Speaker 2: professional soccer players do that all the time. No, absolutely, no,
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  Speaker 2: we just need to spice it up, you know, when
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  Speaker 2: they stand back up. Have them give the middle finger
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  Speaker 2: to the crowd. Oh my god, you know, tiny middle finger.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be cute.
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  Speaker 4: It would not be cute. These are little girls. You
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  Speaker 4: can't be teaching in this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Remember, they're not just little girls playing soccer. They're real
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  Speaker 2: life kid karens.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but they're not little kid Karens.
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  Speaker 4: All right, These are good little kids. They just want
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  Speaker 4: to learn to play soccer.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, if you're not willing to do the
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  Speaker 2: drama on the field, then I guess we'll have to
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  Speaker 2: do some off.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the cameras are going to be rolling, so maybe
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  Speaker 2: have a flirtation between you and one of the other moms. Me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you kidding? I'm married.
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  Speaker 2: That's even better. I love a mid season affair. Or
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  Speaker 2: the producers of the show will love that.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have any idea how ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: You sound right now? No?
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  Speaker 4: Really, they're paying for the uniforms, right, and in return
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  Speaker 4: you want me to have an affair. You want little
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  Speaker 4: girls throwing up the middle finger at rest in the crowd.
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  Speaker 2: And look, if I'm being honest the way you just
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  Speaker 2: said it, I would totally watch that show.
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  Speaker 3: That's disgusting. That's why that really is discussing.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's why it's so great.
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  Speaker 3: I'll pay for the jerseys, Okay, I will.
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  Speaker 2: You'll pay for it, you'll do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'll pay for the jerseys as long as I
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  Speaker 4: know as a coach the real life Kid Tarns of
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  Speaker 4: Youth Soccer.
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  Speaker 2: You know what your wife, Leanne said, you'd cave What
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  Speaker 2: are you even talking about? Leanne said that you would
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  Speaker 2: totally give in. And that's the whole reason that we
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  Speaker 2: did this prank phone call on you. Because my real
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  Speaker 2: name is jeff I'm a radio host Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my, my wife puts you up to there.
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  Speaker 2: She did. She wanted us to phone tap you dude.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm feeling a little stupid.
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  Speaker 2: You have to admit that's a great show, The Kid
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  Speaker 2: Karen's of Youth Sports.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to say it's good, but if it
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  Speaker 4: didn't involve me and my daughter yet, I would probably watch.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we'll sign you up for season two then
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  Speaker 2: when it airs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my, okay, wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
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