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Phone Tap: Roast Beef Massagewich · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,
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  Speaker 1: you know how stressful that can be, taking orders, making food,
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  Speaker 1: trying to stay organized. And then imagine, on top of
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  Speaker 1: all of that, you received one of the strangest phone
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  Speaker 1: calls ever from a customer who wants to order a
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  Speaker 1: sandwich but has taken his sweet, sweet old time. There's
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  Speaker 1: a good reason for it, though, you're gonna hear in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Deli.
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  Speaker 3: This is hello, Hi, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Is this the deli?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? This is Nick.
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  Speaker 2: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I like the places an order for a sandwich?
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  Speaker 2: S Are you okay? Everything okay?
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  Speaker 3: Over there? Oh so okay, excuse me, what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: I bought one of those vibrating massage chairs from Sharper Image.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I've been at it in the last seventeen hours.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like a lot.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so your your sandwich order?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just question. After my order?
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  Speaker 1: Can you can you put in the notes to come
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  Speaker 1: into the house and deliver it to my.
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  Speaker 2: Lab And you wanted to deliver.
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  Speaker 4: Aware onto my lap.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I just don't want to
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  Speaker 2: get up you can at your front doors. As far
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  Speaker 2: as the I.
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  Speaker 4: Want to stand up. It feels so good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you want to put the order in or what?
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  Speaker 2: My friend?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Sandwich?
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  Speaker 2: We've got a lot of sandwiches. You want to to
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  Speaker 2: think specific on it?
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  Speaker 4: I no, I don't even care.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how about a ham and twist?
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  Speaker 4: Not that one.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm busy right now. I can't pick the
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  Speaker 2: sandwich for you. Why don't you call back when you're
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  Speaker 2: ready to order?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a roast beer?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roastb sandwich?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? We're kind of bread sour dough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I'm you know, I'm trying to help you
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  Speaker 2: out disorder. This is pretty creepy, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 2: and you're in So if we could get disorder put in,
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Why Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering? No?
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  Speaker 4: What are you crazy? Have you been in a massage
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  Speaker 4: chair before? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I wasn't in it for seventeen hours. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that's even help me.
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  Speaker 4: You're missing out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper right now?
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  Speaker 2: Why you would you be wearing a diper? Sure?
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  Speaker 4: I want to stand up?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I should have asked that. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what I was thinking. I can have the sandwich deliver
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  Speaker 2: to you. But that's uh, that's about it. That's that's
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  Speaker 2: all I need to know from your and just what
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  Speaker 2: you want on the sandwich?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, sorry, what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Just give me your address. I'm not knowing delivering it
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  Speaker 2: to your lab.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any anybody over there that could pick
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  Speaker 1: up my kids from soccer camp today?
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  Speaker 2: No, listen, guy, we're up, jel, I gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my
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  Speaker 1: kids for me.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out
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  Speaker 2: of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have the Delhi guy to pick up your kids.
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  Speaker 4: I'm willing to pay extra.
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  Speaker 2: No DELI turn off the chair, walk outside the house
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  Speaker 2: and pick up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to
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  Speaker 2: you in a half hour.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a human burrito and wrapped in a
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  Speaker 1: tortilla of relaxation.
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  Speaker 2: You you wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation
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  Speaker 2: with you. I'm hanging up.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted me
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  Speaker 4: to have with you.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.
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  Speaker 1: This is oh yeah, because this.
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  Speaker 4: Is a prank call.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not in a massage chair metal radio station. My
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  Speaker 4: name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: You just got phone tap, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking
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  Speaker 2: to a weirdo.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I felt pretty good for those last few minutes.
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  Speaker 1: But your roommate Ryan emailed us and said you just
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  Speaker 1: started this new job at the Delhi and you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to make your first week more exciting.
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  Speaker 2: My god, I don't even know how you are making.
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  Speaker 2: No sounds like I don't know if you're in a
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  Speaker 2: massage chair.
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  Speaker 4: You sound dude.
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  Speaker 2: You I don't like it. Week up every morning was
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