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Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: tap is special. A young lady reached out to us
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  Speaker 1: recently wanting to phone tap her dad because her family
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  Speaker 1: has a late cabin and she's about to take her
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  Speaker 1: new boyfriend there that nobody else has met yet, the
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  Speaker 1: big get together. We thought it'd be a good idea
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  Speaker 1: for Jose to pose as the boyfriend and just go
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  Speaker 1: over some basic brocode with Dad. I'm sure you'll be cool, right,
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  Speaker 1: super cool? Yeah? How hard could it be? Right? Probably
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  Speaker 1: really hard. It's your phone tap right now. Another Mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the Twenties, helloy, is this Delilah's Bob Robert? Um? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this Roberto? What's up? Bro? This is her boyfriend Brady? Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: how's it? It's okay, dude? I am self stoked to
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  Speaker 1: go to your lake, Bro. That cabin vibe. I can
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  Speaker 1: just feel it already, super chill, am I Right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a very special place, that's for sure. Dude, no cap,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name? It's Brady, But I mean you can
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  Speaker 1: call me bro d. I haven't even met you yet,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll just stick with Brady. Oh tight, And uh,
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  Speaker 1: Delilah never mentioned to me that you're gonna be calling,
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  Speaker 1: so I didn't know anything about this. My bad for
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  Speaker 1: the sneak attack, not my intention. So can I ask
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  Speaker 1: why you're calling me? Oh? Well, first, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: introduce myself, you know, make a good first impression with
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  Speaker 1: the pop pops. And second, I kind of wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go over like our bro code for the weekend. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about. Brady. You
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  Speaker 1: know bro code, Like you're a bro, I'm a bro.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice to be on the same like bro page together.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not your bro. I'm Delia's father. So okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be more formal, mister Browski. I just wanted to go
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  Speaker 1: over some bro codes real quick. So first things first,
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  Speaker 1: if one of us dies while lifting weights, you add
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  Speaker 1: more weight and then call nine one one, because then
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  Speaker 1: it looks like I was like getting ripped and that's
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  Speaker 1: why I died. I hate to disappoint you. But we
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  Speaker 1: don't have any weights up with the cabin, so oh
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  Speaker 1: what that's all good? I can bring my own anyway. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you have some sweet bars by that lakehouse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess there's a couple that aren't that far away.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, once swore at the cabin, you don't
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  Speaker 1: really want to leave. You just hang out there. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's cool. I just want to make sure, like when
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  Speaker 1: we go out, you and me, when we're like bro bonding,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna like block me. You know, if something
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  Speaker 1: goes down, you feel what was that like? Per se
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  Speaker 1: when we're hunting for yumps? Right? Bro, I'm sorry, what
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Yumps? What is that? You've never been
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  Speaker 1: yump hunting before. Let me let me give you a
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  Speaker 1: little advice here. Bro, if you're gonna be staying at
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  Speaker 1: our cabin with our family, you need to change your
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  Speaker 1: language and speak in a way that people will understand you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I won't be sus my back. Hey, jerk off,
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  Speaker 1: I said, talk normal, all right? You're the boss, Rob
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  Speaker 1: boss and Rob? Right, what did you say? Listen? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: The number one most imports hante rule of Bro code
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  Speaker 1: is never stared directly at another naked bro. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell I mean that's numero uno. It might be hard
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  Speaker 1: for you to pull off because I've been juson. Oh
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  Speaker 1: good lord, this cannot be happening to me right now.
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  Speaker 1: For example, when we go swimming naked at night together, right,
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  Speaker 1: just avert your eyes like Strolder. Okay, we're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: go swimming naked at night together or during the day
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  Speaker 1: like we canna swim naked together anytime, but it's bro bonding. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna miss out on that. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: take off the trunks and look for the yumps. I
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  Speaker 1: need to talk to Delilah because this whole conversation is
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  Speaker 1: really making me rethink Heaven. You come up to the cabin. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You're freaking me out. You sound like a really weird man.
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  Speaker 1: Why have a question for you? Would it totally freak
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  Speaker 1: you out if I told you I'm not really your
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  Speaker 1: daughter's boyfriend. No, that would not freak me out. That
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  Speaker 1: would actually make me very happy. Well, then I should
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  Speaker 1: probably tell you this is actually jose from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Bro, I'm not dating your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Okay again, that makes absolutely no sends to me. Let
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  Speaker 1: me explain your daughter, Delilah. She listens to our show.
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  Speaker 1: She's a big fan. She set you up for all
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  Speaker 1: of it. She knows you're on edge about meeting her
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend for the first time, so she wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: message you. Man, well, thank god you're not the person
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  Speaker 1: dating my daughter. All seriousness, though, I will keep my
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  Speaker 1: weekend open and you and me. If you don't like him,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come up there. We'll hunt for jumps. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what does that even means. Many
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  Speaker 1: fathers have told me that. I'm sure they have week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning