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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Car Cleaner · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your phone tap, and today is
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  Speaker 1: the return of a regular character jose Does called Stoner.
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  Speaker 2: Mass or is this really me?
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  Speaker 1: We may never know, but in this scenario, Max is
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  Speaker 1: pretending to work at a car dealership that just finished
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  Speaker 1: detailing a woman's automobile.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: So his challenge is to ask about the illicit substances
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  Speaker 3: he may have left inside her vehicle without actually saying
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  Speaker 3: it directly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So if you could picture a TV show called Baked Detective,
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  Speaker 1: this would be it in your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. U, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: is this cake?
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: I would rather not say I work at the dealership
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  Speaker 2: you just had your car like serves there recently? I
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  Speaker 2: mean here? Sorry, I meant here where I work, not there,
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  Speaker 2: because there's not here, right, that makes sense?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just wondering, did you I'm like find anything
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  Speaker 2: like unusual like in your whip?
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  Speaker 1: Like what what?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: What would I be looking for?
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  Speaker 2: You know, something that's not there? Because if it's there,
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  Speaker 2: then it's not here, right And then if it and
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  Speaker 2: if it's not here nor there, then like where where
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  Speaker 2: is it? I still don't know what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know how to help you.
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  Speaker 2: What about like smell? Did the car smell like potent?
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  Speaker 2: If you know? It seem like they used a new freshener.
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  Speaker 2: It was definitely fresh, That's that's for sure, dude. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was kind of earthy and you eaten. I've had
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  Speaker 2: my car service over years and this was This is
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  Speaker 2: definitely a new fragrance that they're using. Okay, we're getting
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  Speaker 2: somewhere then, uh so where did you find it?
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  Speaker 1: Find the smell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? We're talking in codes now, huh I I have
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  Speaker 2: no idea what you're asking me. Oh did you happen
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  Speaker 2: to check like your compartments, like perhaps the glove form
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  Speaker 2: or the middle compartment or even like the cup holders
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  Speaker 2: in the backseat?
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  Speaker 1: Listen? I sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: How how about I know we're talking in code, You're
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  Speaker 2: the only one talking in code.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, this is like way harder than I thought, and
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  Speaker 2: like thinking is not a strong suit of mine. What
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  Speaker 2: are you even talking about? Exactly? What am I talking about?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Like, what am I? What were we talking about? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the stuff. What where Maybe I used the
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  Speaker 2: stuff and then like fell asleep in your back seat
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  Speaker 2: with said stuff and I left that like stuff in there?
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  Speaker 2: Did I say too much stuff? Are you telling me
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  Speaker 2: that you just drugs in my cart and you left
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  Speaker 2: drugs in my vehicle? Well? Hold on, way, I was
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  Speaker 2: around and in many cars, so it could have been
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  Speaker 2: yours and it could have been somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, that's what I have my advisor over at the This.
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  Speaker 2: Is just you sounded way cooler at the beginning of
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  Speaker 2: this phone kind of sound a little snitchy bro like
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  Speaker 2: you're not going to say anything? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: How here you talk to me that way? You freaking stoner?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa wait, Look, if you promise not to tell my advisor,
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  Speaker 2: I will split it with you.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I do that stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Where do you think I am? Wait a minute, way,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna wait wait a minute. I want the
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  Speaker 2: supervisor and if there's anything in my car, yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I found it. Okay, No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. I know I'm really good at that sound.
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  Speaker 2: But no, this is actually jose for Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. You're on the radio right now, we're
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  Speaker 2: phone tapping.
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  Speaker 1: You wait, this is a prank. Yeah, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: Your daughter, Jessica set you up. She listens to our show.
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  Speaker 2: Jessica said that your car needed an extra day for
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  Speaker 2: getting service, so she told us a mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, you were so good.
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  Speaker 3: I thought day you dropped.
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  Speaker 2: A bag of weed or something in the back seat
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  Speaker 2: of my car. Why would you think that I dropped that.
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  Speaker 2: That's wow, dude. I'm like a most professional at what
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  Speaker 2: I dooke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties