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Phone Tap: Play Date Sneak Attack · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Brook? Do you playdates for your kids with other families? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: For sure? And do you secretly judge them once you
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  Speaker 2: leave their house because their floors aren't as nice and
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  Speaker 2: clean as yours are? No, jeff One, my floors are dirty.
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  Speaker 2: And two, I drop the kids and leave. Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: don't stay, drop them away? Yeah, because that house is
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  Speaker 2: too gross for you to ever step foot inside. We
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  Speaker 2: know you could say what you want for radio, but
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  Speaker 2: we know what you're thinking. Then you just throw the
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  Speaker 2: kids into the house and run. And one of our
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  Speaker 2: listeners wanted to prank their neighbor down the street because
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  Speaker 2: their kids recently started playing together. It is cute, but
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  Speaker 2: it has caused an unusual problem. She isn't aware of
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  Speaker 2: it until we call her in your phone. Tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties, Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hey is this toy? This is she? Hi? This is
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  Speaker 2: Greg st I'm Carrie's husband from down the street.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hi Greg, how are you Hi?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing okay. I know we haven't met before, but
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  Speaker 2: our son Kyle has been over to your house a
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  Speaker 2: few times recently for playdates.
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  Speaker 3: He has he has, We adore Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for saying that. But look, we've we've
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  Speaker 2: actually been having some problems at home. Oh and I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to, you know, blame you or your family
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  Speaker 2: and your lifestyle, but if I had to put my
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  Speaker 2: finger on it, it is pretty much your fault.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: What's what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you've been feeding Kyle whenever he comes over.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Oh yeah, yeah absolutely? Well see, is there an
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  Speaker 3: allergy that I wasn't aware of? I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: No allergy. It's just the other day when Kyle I
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  Speaker 2: was over there, he came back home talking about the
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  Speaker 2: snacks that you gave him, something about like yogurt covered raisins.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, is that I'm I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that
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  Speaker 3: there was an issue with yogurt covered raisins.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, he loves them. Okay, so he never had
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  Speaker 2: him before.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see a problem with that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's because he when he came home, he basically said, dad,
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  Speaker 2: why do you and mom feed me pig slop compared
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  Speaker 2: to the mckinseys.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I am so sorry you.
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  Speaker 2: Did you laugh at that? No, because that was my
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  Speaker 2: kid disrespecting me and his mom right to our faces.
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  Speaker 3: I think that there's just a misunderstanding here.
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  Speaker 2: You seem to think it's funny.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's funny. I'm sorry that I laughed.
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  Speaker 3: I was just thrown by his response because Kyle seems
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  Speaker 3: to be very respectful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is very respectful at your house.
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It just I know you're sorry, but it just started happening.
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  Speaker 2: And now so that you're having all these amazing foods
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  Speaker 2: and these amazing snacks, you started going off about the
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  Speaker 2: organic cheese sticks and these fruit kebabs that you have.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like you're irritated by this, but
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  Speaker 3: just oh yeah, family, we believe in healthy snacks for
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  Speaker 3: our children.
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  Speaker 2: Got it. So you're saying you're a better parent than.
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  Speaker 3: Me, who will excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I probably shouldn't even be allowed to
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  Speaker 2: have kids because I've raised them so terribly on chef
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  Speaker 2: boy r D and Frank and berry cereal.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I don't want to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so how about this. I'll come by a little
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  Speaker 2: later today. I'll drop off a few bags of cheesy
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  Speaker 2: pork rinds and off ran full of fat pop tarts.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gray. You are more than welcome to come over,
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  Speaker 3: but you can feed your child before he comes over
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  Speaker 3: here to play with my son. Ez.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you. You would love to
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  Speaker 2: smell the funion rings on my child's breath. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: then judge me silently for being a horrible father. This
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  Speaker 2: is insane.
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  Speaker 3: You need to just stop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I will stop by your house later to and
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  Speaker 2: drop off a Costco sized load of processed food so
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  Speaker 2: you can feed it to my son.
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  Speaker 3: And you are welcome to bring it over when he
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  Speaker 3: is here, but we're not going to leave it in
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  Speaker 3: our house just on the off chance that he happened
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  Speaker 3: to come over.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what are you worried about that your son is
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  Speaker 2: going to like my crap? Are you scared?
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  Speaker 3: Believe me, I am not scared, but we're not going to.
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  Speaker 2: Show you what's having me to cheetoh, and see how
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  Speaker 2: he feels about it.
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  Speaker 3: My son is not eating a cheeto.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, exactly. You're intimidated.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not intimidated.
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  Speaker 2: Brito Lay scares you.
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  Speaker 3: This is getting ridiculous. I don't even know what we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about anymore.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about you. Apparently you're the mom of the year,
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  Speaker 2: feeding the kids all the perfect food. Meanwhile, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: trash garbage dad over here.
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  Speaker 3: Then give me my award and we can call it
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  Speaker 3: a day.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I got a better idea. You can
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  Speaker 2: give Kyle whatever you want, but when my wife comes
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  Speaker 2: to pick him up, you pack some of your high end,
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  Speaker 2: fancy schmancy snacks into a garbage bag and we could
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  Speaker 2: take it home for our family. Great, and you separate
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  Speaker 2: ziplocks because I don't like salty mixed with my sweet.
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  Speaker 3: You just called me telling how horrible this stuff was,
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  Speaker 3: and now you want me to pack you bags. We'll
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  Speaker 3: of it to your house. You can go to the
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  Speaker 3: grocery store just like anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Else, and I'm not gonna use my own money to
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  Speaker 2: pay for that. Then don't do it right. Then pack
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  Speaker 2: my stuff and like it.
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  Speaker 3: You are out of control. These are assinine ideas. Just
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  Speaker 3: go eat an apple.
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  Speaker 2: What are we gonna do here, Tory? How are we
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  Speaker 2: gonna handle this? Are you gonna feed my family from
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  Speaker 2: now on? Or should I tell you there's a prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call ump to you? I'm just what it's a
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  Speaker 2: prank call because your friend Carrie from down the street
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  Speaker 2: sets you up for a phone tap. God, my real
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  Speaker 2: name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to do this to you.
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  Speaker 3: I over here like losing my mind, Like are we
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  Speaker 3: really screaming at each other about cheetos? What is going high?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the four main food groups at our house. Cheetos,
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  Speaker 2: corn syrup, trans fats, and red dye number seven.
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  Speaker 3: It's all that organic tree wake up.
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