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Phone Tap: Apple Alarm · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: G I T F Y B NPT. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't agree more? Yeah, I don't. I think I got
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  Speaker 1: the yp Come on, no, thank god. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. Oh yeah, your your phone.
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  Speaker 1: That part we're gonna put it on a T shirt
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. But today we call a guy who went
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  Speaker 1: to the mall recently and while shopping at one of
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  Speaker 1: the stores, he accidentally left his jacket in the changing room. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is innocent enough to me. He's already left a
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  Speaker 1: voicemail letting them know what happened. Now it's time for
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  Speaker 1: somebody to step in and help. Unfortunately, for him, that
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  Speaker 1: someone is me, boy, And you know, as much as
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  Speaker 1: I want to be the hero and find his coat,
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  Speaker 1: I do have some other prior ordies that could get
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  Speaker 1: in the way. You'll hear it in your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Hello. Hey, this is Evan calling
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  Speaker 1: from the I'm looking to speak with Brad. Oh yeah, hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Brad. Hey Evan. Thanks, Hey Brad, I got
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  Speaker 1: a note from a co worker here said you called
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  Speaker 1: about something left in one of our dressing rooms. Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I was there yesterday and I was in the dressing
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  Speaker 1: room and I had a jean jacket and I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure I left it in there. Okay, Yeah that's not good. Uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not I was just hoping you guys could take
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  Speaker 1: a look. Well yeah, let me peek in the Lawson
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  Speaker 1: found real quick to see if it's in there. Um great,
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  Speaker 1: oh nice? Um, sorry about that. That was just my
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  Speaker 1: smart watch telling me I reached my first hundred steps
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  Speaker 1: of the day. Wow. Yeah that's cool. Yeah. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have one of those? Yeah, my phone tracks steps and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean you should really get the Apple
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  Speaker 1: Watch because every since I got this thing, I just
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  Speaker 1: feel so much healthier, like way more alert. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like everyone should have one, so think about Yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: time for rest. Oh sorry, hold on a second, space
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  Speaker 1: and time for rest. In this meditation, you will prepare
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  Speaker 1: your body and mind for rest is Hey, maybe there's
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  Speaker 1: somebody else who can take a look at the lost
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  Speaker 1: and bounds from my jacket. I'm sorry, I'm the only
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  Speaker 1: employee here right now. Is there any way you could
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  Speaker 1: do your meditation thing after you take a quick peek
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  Speaker 1: in the lost and sounds for my stuff? No? Actually
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  Speaker 1: I can't because my cheese is gonna be awful day
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  Speaker 1: unless I can reconnect with my ZOB and go right
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  Speaker 1: and I'm done? Yeah? Great, all right? Oh, she's so loud, man, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Apple watches just keeping me on task. Yeah, okay, I'm centered,
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  Speaker 1: ZA is reconnected? Cool? All right? Well about how's the
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  Speaker 1: jacket going? I wonder? Shoot, that's right, your jacket I
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  Speaker 1: almost forgot. Yeah, thank god my zag got centered. Otherwise
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  Speaker 1: we'd have a harder time finding it for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so let's just check it out over here, a metal
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  Speaker 1: lawson found cool. Oh, you've got kidding me. That's telling
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  Speaker 1: me it's snack break time. This is my favorite time. No, oh, lee,
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  Speaker 1: See dude, what do I have here? And I rushed
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  Speaker 1: in a little bit this morning. I put a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of stuff in my Scooby Dooo lunchbox? Heaven? Hey, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding right now? Like? Is this some kind
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  Speaker 1: of joke or what puts apples and hummis in this morning? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: way to go me. How long is this going to take? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Are you saying I should skip my
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  Speaker 1: snack break because I could mess with my ZA? Yeah? Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about your ZA at the moment. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I feel like I could have driven there and
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  Speaker 1: like looked around by myself without your help at this point,
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  Speaker 1: you know, So can we just drop the snack thing
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  Speaker 1: and just jump into the Okay? Fine, fine, fine, But
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  Speaker 1: if I skip my snack, I'm going to be off
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, and if that happens,
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  Speaker 1: I'm blaming you. Yeah. Great, I'll take full responsibility for
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  Speaker 1: your No. Oh, what is it this time? No? Yes, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can't skip this one. I can't skip
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  Speaker 1: this one. I gotta do twenty five jumping jackson then
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  Speaker 1: thirty push ups. Yes, you know what, I get to
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  Speaker 1: the jack I think it's just a second. Okay, okay, no,
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  Speaker 1: don't unbelievable. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, this is not working for me, Kevin, this
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  Speaker 1: is not this is not working for me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: just got a huge endorphin burst. Okay, we're gonna find
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  Speaker 1: your jacket. Man, I promise. Listen. I'm hanging up, and
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  Speaker 1: you could have a supervisor call me back. And it's
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  Speaker 1: totally it's someone without an Apple watch. Oh okay, Hi, Nie,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell? Man? Do it later? This was crazy, dude,
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  Speaker 1: This is actually kind of crazy, Like I think, I
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  Speaker 1: think might not be Okay, I'm feeling good now, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It does not seem like you're sort
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  Speaker 1: of in the space of reality at the moment, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just looking for someone to look in
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  Speaker 1: the lost and sound and see my jacket. And all
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing is hearing there. It is, letting me know.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta tell you that this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank call right on time. Boom, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Man. Your coworker
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  Speaker 1: Kims set you up. Oh my god, are you kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. She said that you lost your jacket the
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  Speaker 1: other day and wanted to play a joke on you. Go. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: looks like it's time for my daily kiss with a stranger.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do this, okay, man, One two three. Hey, he
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  Speaker 1: told me this is a phone brink. I mean, is
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  Speaker 1: this part of it or what? Oh no, no, this
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  Speaker 1: s marks just for me now, Oh now it's time
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  Speaker 1: to go to second base. You're enjoying us too much. Dude,
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