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Phone Tap PODCAST: Donald The Spam Manager · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubels phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight hundred,
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  Speaker 1: dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred d uy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred Do you
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  Speaker 1: y away? Another Jubilsnoeta on the twenties toy I'm moving five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Donna. Hi Donna, this is Donald down to
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  Speaker 1: the IT department. How with your day going? Um? It's okay?
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Um? So, we received an
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  Speaker 1: email from you a few days ago about too much
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  Speaker 1: spam coming into your inbox. Yes, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Yes, I've had so much spam it's
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  Speaker 1: it's unbearable. Okay, Um, and that makes sense. But did
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  Speaker 1: you know your mama with the fat she opened up
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  Speaker 1: a Gmail account just as she could eat the spam.
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  Speaker 1: What your mama with the fete she opened up a
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  Speaker 1: Gmail account just so she could heard you? I heard you.
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  Speaker 1: That was a spam joke. Yeah, I get it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. But can you help me with my issue? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So I have more jokes if you'd like to hear
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  Speaker 1: those before we No, I do not want more jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to help me with my spam issue.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that, and that's fine. I'm so I think
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  Speaker 1: I corrected it on our side, so I put it
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  Speaker 1: some extra quickly. Yes, I put some extra filters in.
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  Speaker 1: So now you'll only receive emails from people in the building.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to worry about that? No, No, I
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  Speaker 1: work in sales. Yes, that's fine. I understand where you work.
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  Speaker 1: I understand I understand where you work because I called
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  Speaker 1: you there. I received domestically and internationally. I need I
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  Speaker 1: need my client list, but I need you to fix
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  Speaker 1: the spam. You understand, Yes, and you can as long
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  Speaker 1: as they're in the building, So not worry. But not
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  Speaker 1: in the building, internationally, not just in the building. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So what you'r thing is that you'd like to be
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  Speaker 1: able to receive emails from people who are not in
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  Speaker 1: the building. Is that what you're saying? Are you stupid? Yes? Okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: well I don't think I don't know you? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I've had no problem with engineers and
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  Speaker 1: it before. I don't understand why you are not getting
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  Speaker 1: what I am trying to say. I think I just
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  Speaker 1: figured it out. So um, let me fiddle with a
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  Speaker 1: few things and then I will call you right back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, hurry up please Hello. Yes, this is
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  Speaker 1: Donald from my tea again. Hi Donald, did you fix
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  Speaker 1: my problem? Well? So, um, here's what happened. I contacted
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  Speaker 1: the head of spam security and he's actually a Nigerian prince.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, and he said he can fix everything as
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  Speaker 1: long as you give him your credit card number sam joke,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you get it a Nigerian princess.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. I don't have time
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  Speaker 1: for this, Donald, I have things to do. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a head of sales. Okay, okay, I'm sorry, So stop
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  Speaker 1: acting like an idiot and get my stuff taking care of. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're not a very good salesperson if you talk to
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  Speaker 1: your clients like that. I don't talk to my clients
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  Speaker 1: like that. I talked to it. It's like that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So everything should be fixed now. I turned off all
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  Speaker 1: the spam filters, so you should be able to get
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  Speaker 1: all kinds of email now. So a heavy amount of
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  Speaker 1: emails should be able to go do you understand. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of the reason I called in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want all those emails. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Well you? I think you need to make up your
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  Speaker 1: mind because I can block out the stamm I do
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  Speaker 1: I need. I need a spam blocker, Jack, I need
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  Speaker 1: a spam blocker. I need to get my client. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want spam, so I need to just be clear.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want all spam, thumb spam or not spam
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  Speaker 1: because I can do any one of those. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want any spam, like not even on a samwich, I
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  Speaker 1: could not. I don't just anymore. I'mercised your box because Rickards. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: The funny thing is that this is actually a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call, so there's really nobody else you can talk to.
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  Speaker 1: So the it isn't is involved in prank phone calls. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how profest at all? No, this is actually Jewbil from
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  Speaker 1: brook and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your coworker Troye set you up. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh my go Are you okay? I had hailed
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  Speaker 1: too much air. I'm gonna kill him. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: He told us that you've been complaining about getting spam
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  Speaker 1: in your inbox and you wanted me to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I probably sounded crazy. It was crazy
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  Speaker 1: that you didn't like those spam jokes because they were
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  Speaker 1: pretty good jokes. Though, yes, you sound