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Phone Tap: Sugar Babies R' Us · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do.
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  Speaker 2: You y away Today? We call a guy who works
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  Speaker 2: as a mid level manager and he's been having the
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  Speaker 2: hardest time finding a qualified office assistant because nobody wants
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  Speaker 2: to do that job anymore. Yeah, they all want to
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  Speaker 2: be TikTok famous. Now that's so much better, Jeff. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: he asked one of his co workers for help, and
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  Speaker 2: his colleague gave him the contact to a staffing agency.
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  Speaker 2: So I guess we're going to see how long it
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  Speaker 2: takes for him to realize I'm not offering an office
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  Speaker 2: assistant to him, per se. I'm offering him a sugar
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  Speaker 2: baby who is more than happy to fulfill his needs
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  Speaker 2: as long as he pays up. We'll see how long
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  Speaker 2: it takes him to catch on. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 2: right now, he's on the twenty twenties. Hello, Hi, my
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  Speaker 2: name is Fred Rodrigo calling from staffing. I believe you
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  Speaker 2: left us a message the other day. Oh, yes, this
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  Speaker 2: is justin Yes, yes, yeah, Hi Elliott doing Okay, Apparently
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  Speaker 2: there's other people in your company who've worked with us before.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great, yeah, I got your name from someone, so
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  Speaker 1: that sounds right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. So clearly we've had some success
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  Speaker 2: placing the right people into the right situations. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm looking for.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying right situations and air quotes. Yet my fingers up.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you can't see me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm great.
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  Speaker 2: How do we get started? What's the Well, let's just
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  Speaker 2: start by telling me what you're looking for.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretty entry level position, so you know, some
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  Speaker 1: administrative skills, emails, filing, that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, just so you know, she's going to need
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  Speaker 2: to know the pay up front okay, because you under
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  Speaker 2: and there needs to be some form of compensation for
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  Speaker 2: her time and her energy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, Sorry, you'd asked me what she was going to
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  Speaker 2: be doing. Yeah, I mean I think I got the idea.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't really matter. The big question is is this going
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  Speaker 2: to be a monthly allowance sort of deal or are
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  Speaker 2: you thinking a pay per meetup situation. I'm not exactly
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  Speaker 2: sure about all that. It's just the standard weekly salary,
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  Speaker 2: should get paid every two weeks. Oh okay, so pretty
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  Speaker 2: basic situation here. I actually think we have just the
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  Speaker 2: person for you. Oh perfect, Yes, that was quick. So
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  Speaker 2: I can read you a little bit of her profile
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  Speaker 2: right now if you'd like, yeah, yeah, please do all right. So,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, she says she is not here to
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  Speaker 2: waste time or play games.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Great good. And she says she's got more meat than Arby's,
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  Speaker 2: more meat than Arby's. I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just reading what she says here. She wrote this down.
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  Speaker 2: She says she's also petite, but curvy, with a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of leg hair.
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  Speaker 1: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm reading you the profile. That's the girl you're hiring.
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  Speaker 2: Do you not want leg hair? You can specify. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not sure how I can answer that about make care
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  Speaker 2: or he looks or anything. I just need someone who
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  Speaker 2: knows what she's doing. Oh, she knows what she's doing.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me. We wouldn't send you a beginner.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any work experience listed?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Well, she can do some weird things with a stapler.
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  Speaker 2: Why if that puts your mind at ease? It does not. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you don't like the first candidate, but
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  Speaker 2: maybe Charisse would be a better fit. Because she describes
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  Speaker 2: herself as the tiny jalapeno popper. It's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Can she do basic administrative task?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's what I'm asking you too. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: about that, but she does say, quote, I'm the nicest aries,
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  Speaker 2: but I do have a scary side. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really kind of lost here with this line of reasoning. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: maybe this will clear it up. She says, quote, not
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  Speaker 2: trying to get kidnapped, BT dubs.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: You're not trying to kidnap her? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Is this an office job?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, wherever you want to do that, that's your business.
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  Speaker 2: But I think she's just being tongue in cheek here.
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  Speaker 2: You just never know what these sugar babies, right?
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  Speaker 1: Sugar babies?
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  Speaker 2: What? Yeah, we handled the sugar baby hirings. Wait a
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  Speaker 2: sex you staff them for seth your corporate vice president
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  Speaker 2: Lewis the controller. I can't believe you're saying my whole
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  Speaker 2: company hires sugar babies. Not your whole company, just some
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  Speaker 2: of the men, and they seem to be very happy
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  Speaker 2: with theirs. We just need to find the right fit
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  Speaker 2: for you. I am not interested in that sort of thing,
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because you could tell them what to
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  Speaker 2: where or what name to call you, what like? Maybe
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  Speaker 2: you want to be known around the office as little tuna.
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  Speaker 2: What are we talking about. We're talking about you hiring
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  Speaker 2: a sugar baby. It's already in the budget for you.
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  Speaker 2: We just have to choose one. I was under the
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  Speaker 2: impression this was the number to hire an office Assistan.
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  Speaker 2: Who told you that? Your buddy Nick? Yeah, Oh he
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  Speaker 2: uses the service too, he's married. Oh no, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: mean for the sugar babies. I meant for the phone
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  Speaker 2: tap service that we do on our radio show. Wait
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  Speaker 2: what phone it's a prank phone call? This is a prank.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not from a staffing company. My name
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  Speaker 2: is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning. Nick sets you up, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That makes a lot more sense.
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  Speaker 2: God, Okay, seriously, at what point did it click in?
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  Speaker 2: It didn't until you said sugar babies, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what the hell is going on here. Oh, that's when
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  Speaker 2: you were really interested in what we were selling. That's
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  Speaker 2: when I was really scared, scared, you're going to lose
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  Speaker 2: all your money. Well, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: At my job weeke up every morning was phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,