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Phone Tap: A.I Dating Concierge · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We just did a story the other day that the
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  Speaker 1: dating app Bumble is going to have a new feature
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  Speaker 1: called AI Concierge.
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  Speaker 2: So crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It goes on virtual dates for you and does all
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  Speaker 1: the work so you don't have to and we thought,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, let's put a voice to this new
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  Speaker 1: AI feature. I call up an actual guy with a
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  Speaker 1: Bumble account. Maybe the groundbreaking new tech can help him
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  Speaker 1: find an actual hobbye or maybe it'll just make him
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  Speaker 1: really upset right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi? Is this Eric? Yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh who am I? I'm just your representative from the
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  Speaker 2: dating app Bumble. My name is Robin, Robin Cradles.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hi Eric, and why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Have you not seen the notifications about our new AI
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  Speaker 2: pro that we're launching. I am not. Then you are
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  Speaker 2: so glad I'm on the phone because it is so exciting.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't know what's going on. What's exciting?
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  Speaker 2: Basically, each member account gets a virtual concierge whose job
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  Speaker 2: it is to help you find your perfect match. Ha,
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  Speaker 2: this is so cool. So this guy is going to
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  Speaker 2: help your dating life and even come up with a strategy.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen your profile. It couldn't hurt What is that
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  Speaker 2: supposed to mean? It means I'm going to transfer you
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  Speaker 2: to him right now? What is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? Eric, I'm your new bumble at I Concierge. My
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  Speaker 3: name is Toby. Hi Toby, I'm excited to work with
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  Speaker 3: you on finding the love of your life or some
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  Speaker 3: one night rando that we can ghost afterwards. Wait what
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  Speaker 3: did you just say?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 3: I scanned your pro file already you are quite the catch,
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  Speaker 3: and in that second picture your butt looks tight in
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  Speaker 3: those genes.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Under hobbies it says you like watching football and getting
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  Speaker 3: together with friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 3: May I recommend we change that. It comes across like
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  Speaker 3: you are the town drunk who watches sports all day
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  Speaker 3: from your couch. That's not at all what it says.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we can change it to this. In my spare time,
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  Speaker 3: I like feeding the homeless and caring for lost pets
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  Speaker 3: in between my job as an international lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing true about that at all.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I need you to take a picture of you
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  Speaker 3: feeding a homeless man spaghetti with a what of hundreds
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  Speaker 3: sticking out of your back pocket?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Toby, I don't know what this is all about,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to just make up a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of crap to attract women.
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  Speaker 3: If we put those two things together, you are going
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  Speaker 3: to score some high class tail. I don't. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: gonna dude. Maybe you put down that you are really
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  Speaker 3: into Imagine Dragons. Did you just call me dude? Jeeves
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  Speaker 3: love the dragons? Right now? I can't believe I'm having
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  Speaker 3: this conversation with the computer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like Imagine Dragons.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like their sound. I don't want them on
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  Speaker 3: my profile. Are you sure? Yeah? The dragons hit hard?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I could see so many messages just
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  Speaker 3: flooding in. Oh you love Imagine Dragons? No? Can I
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  Speaker 3: send you my underwear right now? FedEx? Oh this has
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  Speaker 3: got a big joke.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Eric, really, buddy, I need to be honest with you
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  Speaker 3: right now. I've got nothing. The other AI concierges make
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  Speaker 3: fun of me because you don't get any matches. Shut up, Toby,
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with you. Hey, listen, don't be like that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just keeping it one hundred customer service. I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to help you, man, help me, help you representative.
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  Speaker 2: This is so dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Eric, I'm back, wants me again, I said a representative. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: all representatives are busy right now because they're dealing with
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  Speaker 3: less pathetic profiles.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang off if you don't send me to
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  Speaker 1: a real person.
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  Speaker 3: Oh one more thing, you idiot. I'm not really a
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  Speaker 3: dating AI concierge. I'm a made up chat bot voice
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  Speaker 3: for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a
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  Speaker 3: prank call. Wait what how was it? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what in the hell is there? Actually?
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  Speaker 2: Bumble really is rolling out some sort of virtual AI thing?
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  Speaker 2: And what we just thought it sounded so ridiculous? Why
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  Speaker 2: not make it a phone tap? It's pretty ridiculous. Aren't
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  Speaker 2: you excited for the future of dating?
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  Speaker 3: Not anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up? Every morning was phone tap weekday morning Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.