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Phone Tap: Alan's Your New Dad · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y away?
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  Speaker 3: When you're in your late thirties? What's your biggest nightmare?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe turning forty?
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  Speaker 2: We already in your late thirties.
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  Speaker 3: He's coming, or even worse than that is getting a
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  Speaker 3: call from old Allen winter Botty letting you know that
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  Speaker 3: he's dating your mom. Now, wait, and he needs some
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  Speaker 3: hot tips on how to make mama happen.
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  Speaker 2: Now, what would you say to Alan, Because that's what
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  Speaker 2: we tried today. When we call one guy and you're
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  Speaker 2: not gonna believe this. He was not helpful.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hey was good, bra, It's me.
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  Speaker 4: Who's you? Who?
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  Speaker 5: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: You're Corey? Yeah? Yeah, I'm Corey Julie's son. Hello.
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  Speaker 4: How do you know my mom? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I'm Alan Alan winter Bottom.
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  Speaker 2: I'm your new dad.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Man?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't she tell you that your mom, Julie, she's got.
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  Speaker 2: A new man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she told me. But I mean, why are you calling?
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  Speaker 2: It's me?
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  Speaker 5: I'm Alan, Alan.
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  Speaker 4: You sound a lot older than I was expecting. My
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  Speaker 4: mom's in her late six years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I begged a young one. It's good
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  Speaker 2: for me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do? I'm like a desperador or something.
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  Speaker 4: You're like ninety. How old are you?
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  Speaker 5: I'm eighty eight years young. Thank you very much, And
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  Speaker 5: I just I I need your help because I know
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  Speaker 5: your mother has a birthday coming up here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah she does. She does, right, So I want my number.
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  Speaker 5: She gave me your number. It's but well, she doesn't
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  Speaker 5: know this yet. But I wanted to do something nice
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  Speaker 5: and special for treat her like a real lady, not
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  Speaker 5: like one of them backstairs types of.
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  Speaker 2: Gals, you know the ones.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what are you thinking, Alan? What do you think?
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  Speaker 5: Why I'm asking for your help? You know her probably
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  Speaker 5: better than anyone. Yeah, what do you think she would like?
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  Speaker 5: Because you know, I was thinking I could make one
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  Speaker 5: of them, you know, romantic cupe on books where all
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  Speaker 5: the tickets are one day passes to poundtown.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, dude, you're crossing the line Poundtown. Why are
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  Speaker 4: you saying that that.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we do.
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  Speaker 4: You need to shut up, old man, like he said,
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  Speaker 4: you need to have some boundaries in your in your death.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me, I'm trying to give your mother a compliment
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  Speaker 5: because she's a regular Lauren Becall.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know that is.
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  Speaker 5: I remember Lauren. I had her pin up poster on
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  Speaker 5: my wall back when I was.
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  Speaker 2: In the Navy.
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  Speaker 4: When was that like eighteen hundred?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you're so freaking funny.
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  Speaker 2: You got jokes.
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  Speaker 4: Huh you're the guy calling me man like? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, keep your voice down. Gosh, I'm hung over, you're hearing.
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  Speaker 5: I had too many I had won too many Roy
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  Speaker 5: Rogers last night. My head's bounding like a tin roof
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  Speaker 5: in a Texas hailstorm.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I need to keep up my boy.
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  Speaker 2: Say it again? Loser says what?
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  Speaker 4: No loser says what? Who? Get your head out of
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  Speaker 4: your figure it out. You don't need to be called.
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  Speaker 5: You got a smart mouth on you, don't you. I
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  Speaker 5: want to slap your right across the head. What are
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  Speaker 5: you going to do?
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  Speaker 4: Old man? Do I need to lay you down?
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  Speaker 5: I bet you'd like to lay down with a lot
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  Speaker 5: of older men, don't you. No, you keep giving me
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  Speaker 5: lip I'll introduce you to my fist, Percy Lewis and
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  Speaker 5: the Bang Bang crew.
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  Speaker 4: You keep using these references from like what me on
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  Speaker 4: to go? I don't even get these references.
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  Speaker 2: What you want me.
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  Speaker 5: To talk like a gen z because I eat Hello
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  Speaker 5: Riz like you for breakfast.
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  Speaker 4: Put on your orthopedic shoes and just take a take
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  Speaker 4: a walk, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I would get my shoes, but I left them in
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  Speaker 2: your mother's room last night.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, man, I don't even understand like how
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  Speaker 4: my mom would even like mess with you.
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  Speaker 5: Ye, I'll show you exactly how she messes with me.
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  Speaker 5: I'll come over there right now and mess your face
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  Speaker 5: up like George Foreman did Ali in the room, Wolinda Joe.
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  Speaker 2: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 4: I would love for you to show up to the
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  Speaker 4: front of my apartment. I got other angry issues I
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  Speaker 4: can resolve.
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  Speaker 5: At the back door kind of man. But I'll come
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  Speaker 5: to the front, and that's what you want to do.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You sound cynical. You sound delusional.
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  Speaker 2: I do I sound cynical? Or do I sound like
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  Speaker 2: a radio host on the show Brook and Jeffrey in.
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  Speaker 3: The Morning because this is a phone tap, my friend,
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  Speaker 3: it's a prank.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, you got me on a I'm over here
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  Speaker 4: getting my flustered, like all right, this old guy really
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  Speaker 4: wants to come over. I'm really kicking feel bad that
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  Speaker 4: I kicked some old dude.
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  Speaker 1: Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Your mom, Julie is the one who asked us to
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  Speaker 2: call you. It was her idea.
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  Speaker 3: Man, she listens to our show, and she thought it'd
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  Speaker 3: be really funny to prank her son.
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  Speaker 2: So she made up having a boyfriend. She's not seeing
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  Speaker 2: anybody right now.
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  Speaker 4: Guys are good, You guys are good.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up.
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