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Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a soon to be father whose wife
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  Speaker 1: is having a baby shower this weekend. Oh but just
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  Speaker 1: because he's married and his baby is on the way
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean other women at the party can't flirt with
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  Speaker 1: him a little, right, what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: He is a cat.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's why, in our opinion, Brook has the
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  Speaker 1: green light to call this taken man and try to
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  Speaker 1: shoot her shot.
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  Speaker 3: I love Dad's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, things could get awkward in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now working.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Connor, Hey, this is Deborah.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know me, but i'm your wife, Sadie's friend.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what she didn't tell me? What that
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  Speaker 3: she didn't tell me? You had such a manly voice.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's holding out on me. So funny.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm just calling for a congratulations and I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to be at Sadie's baby shower this weekend. Oh
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  Speaker 3: so fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah great, Yeah, I'm sure she's looking forward to having
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  Speaker 2: you there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and blushing. Oh god, let me get my head straight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah everything okay?
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  Speaker 3: There, you're asking if I'm okay? Chivalrous too? No wonder
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  Speaker 3: she snapped you up?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so I just was gonna see if you could
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  Speaker 3: help me come up with like an extra special baby gift.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's actually a very nice of you.
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  Speaker 3: God some of the compliments. Sadie told me you're like awesome,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't know you were like the perfect man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean, you know, I'm hardly that, but
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  Speaker 2: thank you and humble.
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  Speaker 3: Stop just stop. You have to have a brother. Do
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  Speaker 3: you have a brother.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you do not have a brother. Sorry, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: I just kidding. I am married, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, don't say that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you don't want me to say that I'm married.
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  Speaker 3: I still say to you said.
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  Speaker 2: That, I know, I just that what I meant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we'll just keep it inside joke there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I love that. What about this the
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  Speaker 2: special gifts you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. Okay, So I was taking up buying one
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  Speaker 3: of those like his and Hers t shirts for you
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  Speaker 3: and Sadie. But judging from your photos, your muscles are
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  Speaker 3: probably way too big, and I doubt the shirt would
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  Speaker 3: even fit you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's very flattering, but seriously, you think they're too big?
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  Speaker 3: It could be really cute. It could say daddy or
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  Speaker 3: even better it could say, Zaddy, daddy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not up on the current lingo, but.
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  Speaker 3: Are you gonna be at the shower? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: you're so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I will just be dropping her off and picking up
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  Speaker 2: presents afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: So sorry, yes, I could you know you kind of
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  Speaker 3: got this like Pedro Pascal pushing a stroller thing happening.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. So anything else
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  Speaker 2: I can help you with.
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  Speaker 3: I do have one more question, but ah a little embarrassing,
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  Speaker 3: and especially because we haven't met. I mean, I thought
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  Speaker 3: about waiting until you got to the house and I
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  Speaker 3: could value your car or something for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I don't know what you're talking about, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm honestly starting to feel a little comfortable here.
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  Speaker 3: You're feeling uncomfortable, so I oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think this is the same kind of uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. So Sadie told me that for you and her,
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  Speaker 3: it happened right away.
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  Speaker 2: Where is this going? I really don't need to be
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  Speaker 2: on the phone with you any longer.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. Okay. So I was wondering, do
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  Speaker 3: you think you could give me a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well this phone call needs fan now say okay, okay, No,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say okay. It's it's so completely inappropriate, like.
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  Speaker 3: Freaking out, like as if Sadie even cares. Sadie does
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  Speaker 3: not care. I already talked to her about this.
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  Speaker 2: No, you absolutely didn't, because she would have told me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I did, and she was so into the idea.
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  Speaker 2: Of what giving giving you a baby that No, that's
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  Speaker 2: not how this works. I'm not a baby factory. What's
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  Speaker 2: wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: No, she totally said that you would give me a
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  Speaker 3: baby as soon as I was done doing this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call. What this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, because this.
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  Speaker 3: Is actually broke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, your.
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  Speaker 3: Wife, Sadie just wanted to say that she's so excited.
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  Speaker 2: Well I didn't know she was this excited.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, apparently you make good babies. So this
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  Speaker 3: one hasn't even come out yet, and she's thrilled. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. She sent a couple of pictures
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  Speaker 3: and I don't think you would fit into that T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now I know you're making it up. Because when
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  Speaker 2: you first said it, I was like, that's not true
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  Speaker 2: at all. Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties