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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. International Goes To The Bookstore · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: bucks bookstore. This is rich. Hey Rick, my name's Ben.
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  Speaker 1: I just got hired there. I told me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna train me or something. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Gina told me she had hired somebody. Yeah that's me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what's up, nothin? Welcome to the team. Thank you man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm just a little curious. So give
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  Speaker 1: me the rundown. What should I expect? Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the job is pretty much straightforward, stocking books, helping people
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  Speaker 1: find things. I'm really good with people, so this is
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  Speaker 1: a perfect job for me. So you know, well, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It really helps to be a people person, not just
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  Speaker 1: people person. I've traveled all over the world, like I
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  Speaker 1: can make friends with anybody from any country pretty much. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's great, Yeah, that's really great. Once I start
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  Speaker 1: working there, I was running. Instead of you guys calling
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  Speaker 1: me Ben, I would actually prefer to be called mister International,
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  Speaker 1: if you guys don't mind. Oh no, that wasn't a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I would please prefer you to call me that. Really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of my thing. Actually, Like, say someone was
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  Speaker 1: looking for don Quixote, I could totally show off my
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  Speaker 1: Spanish flare um, what how would you do that? You know,
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  Speaker 1: like a Holmes? What's going on? Y say right over here?
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  Speaker 1: You want some don Keyhote, I got it for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you ever go to the Ijuana, don't drink the
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  Speaker 1: worm at the bottle at the quila bottle homes. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you wake up in a bat like. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you should say that. Say what, well to do
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  Speaker 1: that voice? Well, I don't think you should do that
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  Speaker 1: at the store. Why not? Well, Doncohoti is from Spain,
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  Speaker 1: He's not Whatever that accent was that you were doing,
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  Speaker 1: it was pretty Spanish. Well it's not really Spanish, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think you should speak in any voice
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  Speaker 1: that would be consider offensive. Oh wait a minute, you're
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  Speaker 1: saying I should stick more with like the Russian. I
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  Speaker 1: beg your pardon. It was nineteen forty seven. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell it was the start of the Cold War because
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  Speaker 1: I could feel war in the air. Indeed, was very
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  Speaker 1: very killed. Was that supposed to be Russian? It was?
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  Speaker 1: I picked up Russian when I was riding next to
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  Speaker 1: some guy on a train. I don't know. It was
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  Speaker 1: like Toledo or somewhere. I don't think. Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're trying to do here. I we're here
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  Speaker 1: for a really long time, and that's not gonna fly
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  Speaker 1: in this store. Okay. I was just trying to spice
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  Speaker 1: up the stuff around the store. I mean it's a
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  Speaker 1: it's a book store. I don't think. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: the store needs any spicing up at all. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's boring. I guess I just I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: show you my my strong points here. Well, I think
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  Speaker 1: your strong points should just being as professional as you
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  Speaker 1: can be. And you know, Gina didn't send me your resume,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I don't know what kind of background
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  Speaker 1: you have. And I'm sorry interrupt you. Did you just
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  Speaker 1: say resume because that's how it's pronounced it's actually pronounced resumew. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is getting really weird. Oh no, you're not doing
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  Speaker 1: it right. You need more flam in your voice if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell his resume. I wow, all right, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's enough. But I'm sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to talk. I'm gonna have to talk to Gina, and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to give you a call back. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not exactly sure you know why she hired you,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't need anybody in the store doing peace.
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  Speaker 1: Are you like frustrated right now? Well, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: conduct a phone interview with you, and I was hired already.
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  Speaker 1: I have a shift next Monday to start. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you are hired, you can be fired too. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: do not file me. I will slap you if I
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  Speaker 1: come down Zailla. Sorry, yeah, last all you want. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna be working. Okay, Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: really sound like a freaking weirdo. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: have to manage you, all right, Fine, you don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually not even hired, man. This is this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call or as they say in
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  Speaker 1: France at Brank found the kill, Brank phone the kill.
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  Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? I'm sorry, man, this
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. But it's Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm doing a prank phone call on you. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait a second, Gina had you call me? I don't understand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's in on it, dude. She set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: listens to our show. She said us an email. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you get so many weird candidates apply ying for this job.
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  Speaker 1: She thought would be perfect opportunity to message her. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness. Hey, you were very patient with me. Brother,
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  Speaker 1: you thought it was being impatient. Yeah, I was getting
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  Speaker 1: ready to deil Jean to fire. You cannot file me.
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  Speaker 1: I will file you. Jeffrey's three money food Tip weekday
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