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Phone Tap: Caviar For Kids · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y away.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for a pranky crank, and today we call
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  Speaker 3: a soccer coach for a youth girls league who apparently
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  Speaker 3: has already had to deal with some very interesting and
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  Speaker 3: difficult parents and it's only going to get worse when
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  Speaker 3: she meets the snootiest mother on the entire team. You
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  Speaker 3: want to guess who that is?
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  Speaker 4: Why are you not surprised? You're gonna hear it?
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  Speaker 3: Your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another rego rega, where is my mid morning ballion?
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  Speaker 4: Juli Ceilings again?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, good day, Am I speaking.
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  Speaker 2: With co to madam.
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  Speaker 4: This is she who I don't think we've.
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  Speaker 2: Ever met, but this is Catherine Whitman Beaumont. My daughter
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  Speaker 2: Violet is on your soccer club.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hi, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I apologize we've never met face to face, probably
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  Speaker 2: because I wouldn't dare step near the sporting fields okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I prefer to stay in the air conditioning of my
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  Speaker 2: car with the heated seeds turned on. I enjoy the
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  Speaker 2: challenge it presents to my body.
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  Speaker 4: At least that's what my driver says.
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  Speaker 5: I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 4: You why, yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: My assistant tells me this week it's our family's turn
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  Speaker 2: to provide snacks for the children.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'd rather just not bring anything that the
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  Speaker 2: other families have already done.
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  Speaker 4: So I was wondering, have any other.
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  Speaker 2: Parents brought sushi or sashimi flown in from the Kanside
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  Speaker 2: province of Japan? No?
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  Speaker 4: Serious, Yes, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: I would be mortified if I was a second parent
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  Speaker 2: to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Us Beaumont's we are originals.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, uh, I don't. I think you can keep
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  Speaker 5: it pretty simple, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I hear you, simple and elegant. Nothing says that
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  Speaker 4: more than the black Pearl caveat.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, before you answer that the caviar may be out
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  Speaker 2: of season, let me double check.
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  Speaker 5: Rega, ma'am, ma'am, that's okay, and see if we.
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  Speaker 2: Have any unopened black Pearl caveat.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me, not the beluga ma'am, ma'am, it's okay. I
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  Speaker 5: can help you with that.
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  Speaker 2: Riga.
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  Speaker 5: I can help you figure this out.
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  Speaker 4: Showed you asseveral.
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  Speaker 2: Twelve small pearl handled spoons.
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  Speaker 4: Well, actually the Avaloni ones will work.
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  Speaker 5: As well, ma'am. I really hate to break it to you,
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  Speaker 5: but there's no like sushi or cavia and nothing like that.
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  Speaker 5: We don't need anything like that as a practice.
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  Speaker 2: What do the children consume then, I mean, I can't
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  Speaker 2: imagine they'd go for white troubles with Kobe beef.
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  Speaker 5: I just think there were in different places. Most of
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  Speaker 5: the kids on my team, they bring things like chips
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  Speaker 5: or cookies or maybe a Capri Son.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Capri yes, charming Italian island. That's where I fell
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  Speaker 2: in love with my third husband, Reginald darling Man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think we're talking about two different things here. Capri
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  Speaker 5: soan is a drink in a pouch, silver pouch.
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  Speaker 2: Capri Son like an alcoholic spritzer.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, ma'am, it's a for juice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you must be mistaken.
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised you've never heard of it. It's pretty well known.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 4: I asked Violet and she told me.
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  Speaker 2: Last week the girls dined on matsuki saffron flavored bolibets.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry to tell you that it's not what
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  Speaker 5: we really had. I think they had some licorice and Cheetos.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say cheetos?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: What on earth is that?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Now I know you're joking, because everybody knows what
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  Speaker 5: cheetos are.
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  Speaker 4: Cheetotes or cheatoes.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, chittoes, chtos re go?
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  Speaker 2: Have I heard if she does? People?
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  Speaker 5: It's ketos, you know, the orange frenchy Cheetos.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently the middle class children are eating them now.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't believe you've never heard of Cheetos before,
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  Speaker 5: or Caprice son. That's impossible. It's everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Are you calling the Beaumont family liars?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe you just have never been to
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  Speaker 5: a kid soccer game before. They don't eat caviaar or sushi.
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  Speaker 2: My do the children do blank phone calls at these
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  Speaker 2: sporting event games, the the one with the radio station
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  Speaker 2: calls someone and makes them believe something utterly ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: I knew it.
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  Speaker 4: This is actually Bragg from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing a bow tap on you. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: When you said you didn't know what cheetos were I thought,
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  Speaker 5: that is so crazy. It's so weird.
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  Speaker 4: She too, so I was pronouncing it correctly.
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  Speaker 2: Good your best friend Jessica set you up. She said
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  Speaker 2: that you've been dealing with a lot of crazy families
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  Speaker 2: and parents this year.
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  Speaker 5: Oh lord, that was so weird. That is the weirdest though,
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  Speaker 5: that's been the weirdest.
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  Speaker 2: So she or caviare at the children's sporting.
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  Speaker 5: Event done because of uneath. That crap. Anyway, wake up
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  Speaker 5: every morning was full taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 5: brooking Jeffrey in the morning,