Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Copy Boy’s Girlfriend

Transcript

Phone Tap PODCAST: Copy Boy’s Girlfriend · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away,
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: it's another jubil taps on the twenties. Tell me I'm
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: moving nine point five. This is Richard. How can I
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: help you? Hey, rich how are you? I'm wondering if
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: you could help me with a question. Absolutely? What can
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: we do for you today? Well, yesterday I was in
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: there about two pm doing some business stuff and somebody
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: helped me out a really cute blonde girl with a
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: nice backside. Okay, how can I help you today, sir?
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you don't have a lot of those working there.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: You probably know what I'm talking about. I mean, we
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: have a lot of folks who work here. Is there
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: something specific we can help you with with a job today? Oh,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: I'm talking specifically about a really cute blond die with
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: a nice booty. Okay, you know what I'm talking about.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: We have a few people here. Oh, you got a
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: few blondes with nice butts. I think this one's name
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: was Leslie. Okay, she was really flirty with me, so
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: I was wondering if I could leave my number and
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: you could pass it along to her. Well, I mean,
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: we have a strict policy against, you know, passing on
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: personal information to people who work in the store. I understand, Hey,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: make it happen for me, chief, and I'll slide you
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: at twenty. I mean, to be honest, I mean I'm
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: dating her, so I mean it's really kind of oh
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: you appropriate at this point. Well, i'd appreciate it if
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: you could give my number to her anyway, because when
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: she finds out that she could be dating a successful
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: business owner like myself, I'm sure she'll change her mind
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Listen, I'm trying to be cool about this,
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: but you're being really disrepectful about my girlfriend, and I
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate it. I'm just saying, you print flyers for
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: a living, and I basically yeah, and I basically have jobs. Yeah,
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: we do. Some are better than others. Though you print flyers,
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I basically print money. So just if you coul pass
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: my number along, i'd appreciate it. Look, man, I'm telling
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: you I'm not giving you her number. You need to
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: back off. Here's the thing you should know about me, Rich,
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a guy that makes things happen. I've done it
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: in my own personal life in business. And when I
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: see something I want, I go after it and I
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: want It's fairly not because right now you're all talk
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: at this point, So what do you really do it?
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: What I'm really doing is I'm going to get my
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: number to Leslie, and her and I are going to
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: go on a date. There's absolutely not going to happen.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I've envisioned it already. If you see it, if you
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: believe it, you can achieve it. You can close the
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: cover of the secret and knock that off. It's not
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: gonna work. Let me guess you make under seven hundred
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: k a year, right so you're you're basically middle class.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to like prove something to me right now?
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Like like like you have a lot of money, like
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: like you're a big deal? Is that what this is?
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, You ever get to take
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: her out on dates with that salary you make there
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: at the copy place, Because I'll give you some information.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: I happen to have a boat share with a guy.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: I could take her out on a boat. You don't
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: even own your own boat. I own a boat with
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: a friend of mine. It's a called a boat share.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: I mean it's an internet's starting to really really come
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: together right now. You're pretty much all talk at this point.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Do you have a boat share? I don't think so.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: I have the ability to take her out on a
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: boat Monday, Wednesday or Thursday. So you're dragging about the
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: ability to use about three different times during the week. Yeah,
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: that's who you are. Oh yeah, you have that ability.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Look, you're acting like an idiot.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: All right. Nothing you say is going to impress her.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Nothing you say is impressing to you right now? Right
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: all right? Well let me drop this on you. Then.
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: What do you got a one bedroom apartment? I have
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: a two and a half bedroom, three bath town home.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you're so successful. It's near the city, near the city. Yeah,
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, talking ten minutes about and a drive time
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: and a driver or so. Where do you live? You're
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: the absolute perfect successful business man. I think with your
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: half phone boat and your ten minutes commute, with your townhouse,
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: you're a joke. You're wasting my time. I get you
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: to work. You know what, I think you need a
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: little pep talk. Come take my seminar. I got a
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: seminar this Saturday. I'll teach you how to be rich
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: and successful like me. Why don't you come down here
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: and bring your seminar? How about that? You know that's
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: actually a great idea. I can have you print it
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: out for me. Or maybe maybe I can have Leslie
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: print it out for me. Maybe she could drop a
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: few papers on the way over and been over to
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: pick him up and get me in that shut you're
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: not going to come down here. And if you're gonna
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: come down here, it looks for me. Hey, you talked.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: You talk to customers this way. You need to shut
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: the up. You're not a customer, you're a moral I'll
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: leave your girlfriend alone if you come take my seminar
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: this Saturday. No one's coming to your seminar. Get it
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: through your fat hat. You're a loser. Your friend Dave
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: said he'd come. Dave said he'd be at the seminar. Dave,
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: he said he'd be at the seminar. Dave, your buddy
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: that works it with you. Dave's not coming to your seminar.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: Dave doesn't even know you. Oh no, he does. Dave
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: actually asked me to call you. No he didn't. Why
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: would you? Why would you even lie this whole halsing
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: bulk from the beginning, it really has been because this
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your buddy Dave set
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: you up. He says that you get sick and tired
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: of dudes hitting on your girlfriend at work and wanted
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: me to screw with you. Thanks for wasting my time.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: I knew it was a joke all along. Oh you did? Yeah, dude, dude,
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: you're obviously not good at this. Oh well, I thought
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: I thought I was. Anyway, your friend thought it would
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: be funny. No, they didn't play. Okay, well you tell
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: your obviously someone puts you on the air. We'll tell
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: your hot girlfriend. I said, Hi, is David the one
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: that told you what she looked like? Is David the
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: one that said she had a nice ass. That's something
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: that's real. He did put that in his email. Yeah,
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: he said she had a nice butt. So what else
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: did Dave say about my girlfriend? I want to know? Well,
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: he said that she had a nice body, and he
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: said that he hooked up with her, so he feels
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: bad for you. That's not real, is it lying? I
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: don't know, is it? Is it? No? No, I can
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: tell when you're full. All right, Thanks for your time.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: Your mother been there, done that. You're weak up every
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: morning with taps weekday point five,