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Phone Tap: Snow White From The Streets · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: Over the last decade, we've seen this trend in Hollywood
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  Speaker 3: where beloved movie characters are getting reimagined grittier, oh yeah, darker, edgier.
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  Speaker 3: We decide to take that idea to the local community theater.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to be doing a very famous Disney play,
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  Speaker 3: and the people who've signed up to audition have absolutely
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  Speaker 3: no idea that this is the new angle they've decided
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  Speaker 3: to take. You're gonna hear it in your phone tab
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's another.
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  Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this character? Yes, Hi, Caa. My name's Hannah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the director of the play at the community theater.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hey Hi. So I know you're suposed to
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  Speaker 2: come in on Friday for the audition, but there's a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of scheduling conflicts. I can't be there, so we're
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  Speaker 2: just gonna have to do it now over the phone.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to be considered, you are going for
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  Speaker 2: the lead, right yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, and I was looking forward to the audition.
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  Speaker 2: So are you great? You got the script that we
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  Speaker 2: sent you, right, yeah, I have to script, but I
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  Speaker 2: haven't really Okay, just I need you to take it
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  Speaker 2: from the point where snow White meets the forest creatures,
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  Speaker 2: you know, after she runs away.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I literally am just frantically pulling up the script.
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  Speaker 2: Pull it up. You can start anytime. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, please don't run away.
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  Speaker 1: I prouse.
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  Speaker 2: I won't hurt you. Oh I'm awfully sorry. I yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta stop you right there. Okay, I didn't give
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  Speaker 2: you time probably to read my notes. But we're going
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  Speaker 2: for snow White meets the streets. So if you could
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  Speaker 2: give me something tough, I think snow White just got
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  Speaker 2: released from prison.
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  Speaker 1: Snow White from prison.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going grittier, darker. You know, a princess with
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  Speaker 2: like tats everywhere?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I will go for it. Gla, we're on the same
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  Speaker 2: page and action.
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  Speaker 1: Oh please don't run away, I promise, I stop.
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  Speaker 2: You're not getting it. Why are you being so nice?
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  Speaker 2: Are you trying to ruin my play on purpose. I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't envisioning the character this way. If I didn't
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  Speaker 3: believe you plan for it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're here now, we're here now, So this
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  Speaker 2: is what I'm thinking. Can you just stop talking? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: If you could add a New York accent, I cannot
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  Speaker 2: do a New York accent. Rule number one, never say
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  Speaker 2: I can't to a director. I just don't even know how.
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  Speaker 2: One and action coffee.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's like the most New York get.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you just read the script. The
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  Speaker 2: script is right in front of you. Three to one action. Oh, please,
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  Speaker 2: don't run away. I promise I won't hurt you. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: start from the top, like snow White just smoked two
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  Speaker 2: packs of mar breads. What and remember you're talking to
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  Speaker 2: forest animals, smelly, unwanted, doped up, looking for handouts. You're
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  Speaker 2: not having it. Oh my god. Three to one action. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you, and
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  Speaker 2: you just apologized. I mean, but that's what the script says.
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Bad snow White is what we're going for. So just
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  Speaker 2: throw in a couple profanities. You want snow White to swear? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I do. Like snow White is like stereotypically a nice,
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  Speaker 2: kind person, and this is going against everything that she is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you say that, all I hear is boring. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: well that's not the snow White put a ship thank
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  Speaker 2: in her hand, for God's sake, but a what any
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  Speaker 2: prison weapon you can think of. I've done a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of plays before and no one has ever asked
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  Speaker 3: me to do anything like this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's probably why you're still doing community theater. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm on a deadline here. We just
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  Speaker 2: got to get this done. I'd like to see it
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  Speaker 2: to one action.
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  Speaker 1: Don't run away.
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  Speaker 2: I promise I won't hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sorry. I didn't tell you. Paris Hilton goes
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  Speaker 2: to a mall. Okay, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that this is for me.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, being awfully rude to me.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you. I had Alyssa on the phone
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  Speaker 2: just a minute ago and she sounded great like my friend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she asked me to set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call. Because this is actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 2: show broke a Jeffrey in the Morning, We're doing a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is said. You're both auditioning to
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  Speaker 2: be no white in a performance coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh by god, I'm going to kill her now.
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  Speaker 2: That is a snow white I want dress murder.
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  Speaker 1: I really went for it.
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  Speaker 3: But even though it was so absurd and then it started,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, Hey, I'm snow white.
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah white, I'm working are walking Walking air?
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  Speaker 2: You almost got it? Wake Up Every morning was foom
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  Speaker 2: tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning