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Phone Tap: Spare Room Roulette · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: And if you put a room for rent up on
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  Speaker 2: Craigslist at a great price, the plus is a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people will probably see that ad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The minus is a lot of people are probably going
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  Speaker 2: to see that ad. And in this case, we have
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  Speaker 2: many personalities on this show, so I don't think this
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  Speaker 2: dude is ready for the onslaught of characters who would
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  Speaker 2: absolutely love to live with him.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: In your phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, it's any.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hey my cousin. Theirdo says you got a spare room.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there is a spare room for rent. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So, like, look, I just got out, so like I
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  Speaker 5: kind of need to like get in.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Got out? Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 5: I got out like into the world, like I'm free man. Okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: So my like my question to you is if I
• 0:58
  Speaker 5: rent the room, I'm gonna be there a lot because
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: not because I want to, but because I kind of
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  Speaker 5: half do you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I do greatly appreciate the call, and
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  Speaker 3: I wish you the best of luck, but the room
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  Speaker 3: has been reckoned.
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  Speaker 5: Hey wait, I'm minute at homes like I know how
• 1:13
  Speaker 5: to make wine from a toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I can't show you.
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  Speaker 6: Hello ah, Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm great. My name's Alan. I'm calling about the room
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  Speaker 1: for rent all.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there is a room.
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  Speaker 7: Perfect because I got to get out of my senior
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  Speaker 7: home that my family put me in.
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  Speaker 3: Uh home. I'm sorry, that's.
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  Speaker 7: Right, I'm out of there. You never spoke to me.
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  Speaker 7: If anybody else you sound kind of young. By the way,
• 1:52
  Speaker 7: maybe we could wing man for each other down at
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  Speaker 7: Joanne Fabric.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Alan, you can help.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: Me pull some tail.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: You need to stay cut. I will got a good
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  Speaker 3: place for you.
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  Speaker 7: My one rule is if you see my cane hanging
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  Speaker 7: off the door handle, then don't come in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening.
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  Speaker 3: They're probably looking you kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going back to those prudes.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta go back down.
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  Speaker 7: If you were me, you wouldn't say that. Sending me
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  Speaker 7: back to a senior home. You'd get no nookie.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be advising you come here either.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, bukaroo, you need to treat a World War One
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  Speaker 7: veteran with more respect.
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  Speaker 3: There's no Look, there's no World War One veterans, sure
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  Speaker 3: is no.
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  Speaker 7: There isn't I'm gonna come down over to your place
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  Speaker 7: and ahead with one of my walkers that I just virtue.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'm hanging up now, goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, what a sissy?
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  Speaker 4: Hello Oi, I'm calling about the dems Die bunker.
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  Speaker 3: Not a bunker, it's a spare bedroom.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, call it what you like. My question is can
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  Speaker 4: I board up the windows so no one can see in?
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  Speaker 3: So? No, no, you can't. You're not going to board
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  Speaker 3: anything up.
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  Speaker 4: Can I install anti Wi Fi software which would make
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  Speaker 4: Wi Fi not look stupid?
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  Speaker 3: No, there's no adding or altering or changing.
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  Speaker 4: I like you'll fire you and I I'm about to
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  Speaker 4: be bunk mates. Oh bugger, he just went a won.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Yes, Hello, yeah, Hello, Hello? Who is this whom
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  Speaker 3: I speaking to?
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  Speaker 4: I just want to know I knew Alona.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry I don't understand you for you calling about
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  Speaker 3: the room.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I don't, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't follow you at all. Take whatever
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  Speaker 3: you have out of your mouth, or don't call me by.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a machine?
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  Speaker 7: Hi, it's Ellen again. I just got one more quick
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  Speaker 7: question for you. I couldn't tell from the photo. Is
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  Speaker 7: there a mirror above the bed?
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, what a freaking snowflake.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, valutations. My name is Edward and I am looking
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  Speaker 5: for a room. Please I pause for dramatic effect. My
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  Speaker 5: speech coach told me that makes your words more powerful.
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  Speaker 3: There is a room?
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  Speaker 1: Well, when'd you look at that?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 5: How many females are allowed in the room at once?
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  Speaker 3: Stroll by? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 5: You know I have girls over and just well I'm
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  Speaker 5: not actually I've never had a girl over, but I'm
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  Speaker 5: planning someday.
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  Speaker 3: Are you done well?
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  Speaker 5: And I was gonna say something else when it sounds
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  Speaker 5: like you're already checked out on me, kind of like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: the girls I invite over.
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  Speaker 3: So it's not surprising.
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  Speaker 5: Do any girls already live there?
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  Speaker 3: No, sir, Thank you, sir, goodbye?
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  Speaker 5: All right my mind?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hey man, is this Andrew?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Do I feel like we owe you a big apology
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: from our entire radio show. God, your best friend Dennis
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: asked us to do a prank call on you, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did more than one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the last hour kind of spamming you, hey, man.
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  Speaker 5: Like, are you sure like that room's unavailable or whatever?
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  Speaker 5: Because like I really need it.
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  Speaker 3: You're free over?
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  Speaker 5: Wake up every morning with poom taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 5: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,