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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #10 Community College Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred Away. Guys, it's
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  Speaker 1: officially here. Yes. Yes, we start counting down the top
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  Speaker 1: ten phone taps of Christmas with number ten. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: In this one, Brooke poses as a mom and calls
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  Speaker 1: a local college about her son Jose. Are the thought
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  Speaker 1: of Jose being in college? Him be my son? I
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  Speaker 1: mean both apparently, though he's been having some issues with
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  Speaker 1: his work and his protective mom as hoping the school
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  Speaker 1: can just bend the rules once bear, of course, it
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  Speaker 1: gets out of control. It's your number ten phone tap
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  Speaker 1: of the year, happening right now. Thank you for calling
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  Speaker 1: me Community College Admissions. How may I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Deandra. I was just calling because my
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  Speaker 1: son is a student at your school and I have
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  Speaker 1: a couple of questions about your curriculum. Yes, of course,
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  Speaker 1: So one quick question for you. First, is your student
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  Speaker 1: currently enrolled here? Yes? His name is Billy, are you
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  Speaker 1: calling the school? Yes, sweetheart, Now be quiet, I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Sorry about that. That's okay, that's Billy right there.
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  Speaker 1: He is a challenging young man. I'm sorry to interrupt you,
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  Speaker 1: but I think you said you had a question. Can
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  Speaker 1: I answer something for you? Yes? I do. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Billy informed me that in one of his classes yesterday
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  Speaker 1: there was apparently a pop quiz. There could have been. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's common. So my question to you is, how is
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  Speaker 1: that fair? I'm sorry, what do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 1: Mama is trying to let the little bird fly from
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  Speaker 1: the nast if you know what I mean. And those
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  Speaker 1: pop quizzes they don't help his GPA too much, now
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  Speaker 1: do they embarrassing? Just hold on one second? Excuse me? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Mommy is in charge right now. Okay, you have fifteen
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  Speaker 1: minutes of screen time. Go on, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know. We'll be here till six pm. It's okay
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  Speaker 1: if you want to call back, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: spot things out on your end. Sorry, I was just
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  Speaker 1: wondering if they could stop doing the pop quizzes because
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  Speaker 1: five years at a community college is a lot for everyone,
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  Speaker 1: including oh, he's in his fifth year in town. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know I was going there. Muddy to
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  Speaker 1: the school for your education, so they could do a
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  Speaker 1: couple of thanks for us, like let you graduate right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, ma'm okay, I'm bam um, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just that's not really my area. The professors have
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  Speaker 1: full liberty to give pop quizzes. We know it can
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  Speaker 1: be challenging for students. But maybe if your son has
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  Speaker 1: a tutor that could help. I understand you can't do
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  Speaker 1: that for me. No, that's not my department. Maybe this
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  Speaker 1: could be under your control. My son has a class
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  Speaker 1: at eight am and billius into morning person. Yea ow,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a night owl. So can you ask the professor
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  Speaker 1: if she wouldn't mind moving it to eleven? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you that you have called the admission's office.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in charge of that area, but I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you that once the course times are set in
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  Speaker 1: the catalog, I'm you're just wasting my time at this point.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to waste your time, ma'am. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you that the courses are set and we can't
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  Speaker 1: change that. Oh my, oh is Billie Willie hungry? How
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  Speaker 1: would we put some Dino nuggets in that little Tom Tom?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want Dino nuggets? Are you sure? Not? Really?
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  Speaker 1: That does sound Excuse me? I thought my baby sounded hungry.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get the air fryer ready, yes, I ma'am, ma'am, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I haven't It sounds like there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of conversations going on right now, you and your son
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  Speaker 1: and I have people who are waiting to ask me questions.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let you go and sort this out
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  Speaker 1: and then you have any other question. Are you blowing
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  Speaker 1: off my mom right now? I'm sorry? What don't you
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  Speaker 1: be mean to my Mommy? Sorry? He's a very protective
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  Speaker 1: of me. What he means to say is please don't
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  Speaker 1: hang up the phone because we haven't told you this,
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  Speaker 1: but it is a prank phone call. This is actually
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jose from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Your co worker Paul set you up. He
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  Speaker 1: said you're always like dealing with terrible parents and he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to have some fun with you. He's the worst
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  Speaker 1: I do I deal. It's terrible parents of time, all
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  Speaker 1: of them. You know what, the air fryer really pushed
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  Speaker 1: me over the deed. You have an air frier, Jill,
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  Speaker 1: I can come over. Do you need an adult baby
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  Speaker 1: in your life? I think I have an adult baby
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  Speaker 1: by the name of Paul. You wait till I get
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  Speaker 1: a hold of him. That was your number ten phone
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  Speaker 1: tap of twenty twenty one, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.