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Phone Tap PODCAST: Alyssaaaa · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred d y away. We'll go to
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Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail
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Speaker 1: time one eight hundred Do you why away? He's another
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Speaker 1: Jewels Mornings on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninive
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Speaker 1: Hello A one two, one two three. Listen, shoe wish
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Speaker 1: I could kiss you. I could be your little mister,
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Speaker 1: and my breath holls man like fishes. Listen, Hello, Hello,
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Speaker 1: Hi Helissa. Yeah, who's calling? Hi Elissa. My name is
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Speaker 1: Gerard Butler. No, not that Girard Butler. I work for
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Speaker 1: discounted Deliverables, and I have a couple of singing telegrams
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Speaker 1: for you from a secret admirer. What somebody paid me
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Speaker 1: to sing you a message over the phone? What? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Who is it? Well, I can't tell you that yet.
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Speaker 1: First I after seeing you some messages I want, I
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Speaker 1: want two three. Listen. Wait, she's not named Melissa. Beautiful,
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Speaker 1: magical and happy food. She makes my heart feel like
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Speaker 1: a gorilla, like a norilla. Like It's just I don't
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Speaker 1: get it. This is supposed to be like what like
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Speaker 1: from singer telegram? Yeah, from a secret admirer. Listen, give
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Speaker 1: me a big kissing. Okay, slip into you, kisses from
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Speaker 1: my heart straight to your mouth. Okay, Gerard Butler, please yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah. Can you just tell me, like what's
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Speaker 1: actually going on? Well, you have a secret admirer and
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Speaker 1: this is their way of letting you know that they
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Speaker 1: like you. So if I could just finish my song,
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Speaker 1: you've in her to me a couple times, can you
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Speaker 1: just like tell me who they are? I don't you
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Speaker 1: don't have to finish. I don't need to hear any
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Speaker 1: more of the words, like I get it. Okay, yea,
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Speaker 1: I know what's happening, you know, like my singing? Do
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Speaker 1: you no? You're you were good? You were good. It
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Speaker 1: was just the lyrics for a little I know. It's
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Speaker 1: you know, like I know it's not like great, like
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Speaker 1: I'm not on Broadway, but I mean I do have
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Speaker 1: a job doing singing telegrams. No, no, no, you were
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Speaker 1: very passionate. You were you You should feel good about
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Speaker 1: your performance. Okay, cool? Can I finish then? Okay? No,
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Speaker 1: I really rather you're not? Okay? Great? Thank you? Listen?
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Speaker 1: Stand for a remix A list of time, don't she
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Speaker 1: she's the girl. So dang pretty. If I was in
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Speaker 1: elementary school, i'd pass you a note that says I
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Speaker 1: got three condoms in my quote. Pive me, what the
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Speaker 1: hell did you just say? Are you talking about condoms
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Speaker 1: right now? Is that? Like, seriously, this isn't your idea
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Speaker 1: of like romantic lyrics? Do you not know what those are?
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Speaker 1: Is that the problem? Because I can that's very romantic.
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Speaker 1: Are you asking me if I know what a condom is?
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Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? I know what a condom is. It
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Speaker 1: is not romantic for you to explain to me what
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Speaker 1: a condom is. Can you just tell me what's going on?
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Speaker 1: Tell me who this person is? Well, I could tell you,
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Speaker 1: but I'd rather sing to you, right and I'd rather
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Speaker 1: not sing anymore. Can you just tell me what's going on?
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Speaker 1: You know, I could get in big troll if I
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Speaker 1: don't at least finish my song and then at the
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Speaker 1: end it tells you who it is. I just have
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Speaker 1: to get through it. I only have seven more verses.
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Speaker 1: I don't have very much time. I like, I actually
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Speaker 1: have to go, So can you please just skip to
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Speaker 1: the last part. Yeah, I'll just skip to the end
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Speaker 1: so you'll know who the song's from Okay, yeah, all right,
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Speaker 1: one two, one two three A listen. I wish you
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Speaker 1: knew how much I missed you and that booty never quits. Uh,
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Speaker 1: we're never When we hooked up in the back of
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Speaker 1: my mom's niece on versa. Oh my god, oh my god.
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Speaker 1: You know who it is? Now? Is this some Bryce? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend Bryce? Seriously Bryce hired you to do
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Speaker 1: a singing telegram. Well, he asked me to do a
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Speaker 1: phone tap on you, and it was tough for me
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Speaker 1: to figure out how to work the backs heat hook
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Speaker 1: up into a song, but I think I did it.
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Speaker 1: So wait what this is actually Jewel from Brook and
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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you
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Speaker 1: and your ex boyfriend Bryce set you up. But what
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Speaker 1: he said that he really misses you and wants to
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Speaker 1: get back together. He said he misses me. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: he actually really wants to get back with you. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. I could sing some more
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Speaker 1: for you if you want. No, no, no, no, don't
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Speaker 1: sing anymore? Thank you? So what do you think? Wait?
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Speaker 1: This is he for real like called and like asked
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Speaker 1: you to do this. Yes, he said he wanted to
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Speaker 1: prank you to let you know that he wants to
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Speaker 1: get back together. So did I create a new love connection?
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Speaker 1: M maybe? Why don't you just tell Brice he can
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Speaker 1: call me? Okay? Do you want to send him a
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Speaker 1: sinning telegram? Um? No, definitely not. Listen, Please don't do
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Speaker 1: that to anybody ever again. So terrible