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Phone Tap: Middle School Crush · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: In today's call, a woman wanted us to prank her
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  Speaker 2: brother and the reason why they got together not too
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  Speaker 2: long ago, and busted out the old school yearbooks. Apparently
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  Speaker 2: a lot of girls were in love with him back
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  Speaker 2: in middle school, so she had an idea for us
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  Speaker 2: to call him pretending to be one of his biggest
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  Speaker 2: eighth grade crushes. Wow, and let me tell you she
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  Speaker 2: has not forgotten about him. In your phone tab right now,
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  Speaker 2: it's another tap? Hello, Steve It Yeah, step.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Who's Oh my gosh, it's Megan.
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  Speaker 4: Megan Murray. Oh from middle school. We were in mister
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  Speaker 4: Keeley's chem class together.
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  Speaker 2: Oh uh, I can't believe it's really you.
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good?
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  Speaker 4: You were always so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I guess what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: So is your Facebook?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: My Facebook?
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  Speaker 4: Your Facebook? What do you mean it says you're single?
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  Speaker 4: Oh is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I guess so this is crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Why what what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: So funny story?
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  Speaker 3: I was going through some old earbooks and I know
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  Speaker 3: we kind of had crushes on each other. Well you
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  Speaker 3: more than me, of course, but I couldn't do anything
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  Speaker 3: because I hadn't got my boobies yet.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah they came in great. Oh god, it
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  Speaker 4: still holds true what you wrote to me?
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  Speaker 1: What did I write?
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  Speaker 3: You wrote if we were both still single at age
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  Speaker 3: thirty five, we'd get married.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what you wrote it in red ink? So it
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  Speaker 4: looks like it's blood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's that's really funny.
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  Speaker 4: And according to Facebook, you just turned thirty five. Well
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  Speaker 4: I've been waiting the last year to have to make
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  Speaker 4: this phone call. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Did I say I was single?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well I know my Facebook says that, but I'm not
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  Speaker 3: on there a lot.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't changed it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually not I'm not single.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh now you're suddenly not single?
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  Speaker 1: Well well no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean I've been dating this girl.
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  Speaker 3: Actually what's her name for a while now?
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  Speaker 4: So what's her name? That? You know? What?
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  Speaker 1: That's not really important?
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  Speaker 4: Does she prettier than me? What is that? Why is that? Why?
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  Speaker 4: Just tell me her name.
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  Speaker 3: I have all your Facebook friends here, categorize alphabetically. I
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  Speaker 3: can find her, so I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know if she's on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, anyway, it was really nice talking to
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  Speaker 1: you again.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have lunch today? I'm at your work right now. What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I talked to your front desk guy Barry, and
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  Speaker 3: he says you're totally single.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't even know anything about me.
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  Speaker 3: He said that you were dating a girl, Catherine last
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  Speaker 3: year and she dumped your Ask what that's what he said?
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, that's that's true. But he shouldn't be saying
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  Speaker 1: things like that's to strangers.
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  Speaker 4: Light So now I'm a stranger.
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  Speaker 1: No, not, It's just we haven't talked in a long time.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't call your bride to be a stranger.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, we are not getting married.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what I wrote when I was thirteen, fourteen? Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see what this is. You want me to
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  Speaker 3: be your secret side piece. Guess what I'm okay with that.
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  Speaker 2: You are not hearing what.
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  Speaker 3: I could sneak through your back door at four one
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  Speaker 3: sixty Avenue in Northeast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, whoa, welcome, Okay, whoa? How do you know my address?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Stephen, I have a secret to tell you. Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I told Perry I was your hot younger sister,
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  Speaker 3: so he'd give me all your information.
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  Speaker 4: That's so sup. And then I actually talked to your
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  Speaker 4: real sister, Jill.
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  Speaker 1: Are you actually insane?
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  Speaker 3: How else would I get your phone number to make
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  Speaker 3: this prank phone call on you? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: My yead what yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, this is actually brug from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Your sister, Jill Rhodes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, she's still wanting to make fun of
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  Speaker 3: you for your middle school crush for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: Swhere, I was gonna call the police me.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, what is happening to me? But like, seriously,
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  Speaker 4: you are still single?
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  Speaker 1: Right, I'm deleting my Facebook right now.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up.
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