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Ready or Not — Nowhere on the Card Does It Say Murder

One of us has seen Ready or Not four times. Another got genuinely angry about it.

It's Pacco's pick this week, and the second Samara Weaving film in a row, which is starting to look like a pattern. In Ready or Not (2019) she marries into a rich board-game dynasty, then finds out on her wedding night that the family game is hide and seek, and they've brought crossbows.

We get into the roadside assistance bloke who remotely shuts off her getaway car mid-escape, Sam's public safety advice for anyone caught in an active murder zone (keep running), the kid who shoots his new auntie before anyone's…

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